Colin: Ever since the 64 I've been i love with smash bros.
I know every Item, stage and trophey too
I even leved up a set of sweet Amiibo
To play against when I play smash bros you

Callie:  When I play smash I only play for glory
I tend to favor Melee, yes it's true
But since I typically stick to stock,
And these game cube gamepads rock
I'm getting super hyped for Smash Bros U

Company: Because we love to mash our friends in super smash bros.
Colin: Though I think Master hand is better than Tabuu
Blazer: Wait, who?
Callie: Whether it's beating a team of hacks
Tempus: Or maybe spamming some cheap attacks
Company: We can agree we love Smash Bros U

Tempus: I was best of all the players in my highschool
I'm invincible as fox or pikachu
Oh and I also know a hundred million combos
And I can to achtk
*looks at Callie* No, FUCK YOU
Callie: *smiles*

Blazer: I don't know how to play I'm just pushing buttons
I don't recall precisely what they do
I guess I'll stick with down and B
I only play this at parties
I'm pretty horrible at Smash Bros U

Company: Again we're totally addicted to Smash Brothers
We may have a small obsession
Tempus: Or tattoo
Colin: SO COOL!
Blazer: And even though I may be worst
Tempus: *glares at Callie* And I would NORMALLY get first
Company: No game's the same as playing smash bros you

Gold: Nobody ever gives up there controller
I'd love to join a Smash Bros round or two
But I'm eternally that guy
Nobody wants to give a try
Callie: Smash now supports up to eight players
Gold: Really!
Tempus, Blazer, and Colin: That mode's exclusively for smash bros U

Company: Now we can all play together at Smash Brothers
Gold: I can kill my friends u til my thumbs are Black and Blue
Blazer: This blue Lady (reffering to Roselina)
Tempus: Little Mac
Colin: GUYS, MEWTWO'S FINALLY BACK
Company: It's clear we all adore Smash bros 4 *crosses 4 out* U

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