Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Good morning everybody 👋

Dad-

👋

Gem-

Wait what did I miss

Gem-

Who's @Dad

Dad-

I am Pix. Scott thought this would be funny because I'm 'the dad friend' apparently

Gem-

Ah I see

Gem-

Also good morning!!! :D

Skrunkly goblin man-

I've been up for 3 hours

Skrunkly goblin man-

Also

Skrunkly goblin man-

How is Pix the dad friend

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Because

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

he's like

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

The responsible one

Dad-

It's rather concerning that I've become the responsible one by telling Joel not to keep a child he found in his garden.

Skrunkly goblin man-

Wait what

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Sausage and Joel have a kid together now

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

As friends ofc

Skrunkly goblin man-

I see

Skrunkly goblin man-

Is the child cute?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Very

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

His name is Hermes, if I remember correctly

~Scott🏳️‍🌈 forwarded smallchild.png~

Skrunkly goblin man-

:0000000

Skrunkly goblin man-

Do you think Sausage and Jeol would let me babysit the child

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

*Joel

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

And maybe? Idk lol

TallSkyGod-

Maybe

TallSkyGod-

Also good morning puny mortals

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Hey short god how are you

TallSkyGod-

I'm not short >:0

TallSkyGod-

It's in the name bro

TallSkyGod-

TALLskygod

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

You're

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

You're 5'6 and I'm 5'10

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

You're not tall Joel

TallSkyGod-

Yeah but I can change my height because I'm a god

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Oh I forgot about that

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

(I mean you're technically a Demi god)

TallSkyGod-

Shush no I'm not

TallSkyGod-

I'm a god

TallSkyGod-

I'll smite you

TallSkyGod-

Do you want to get smited?

TallSkyGod-

Smote?

TallSkyGod-

Smoted?

TallSkyGod-

Help

TallSkyGod-

What's the past tense of smite

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

That's

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Actually a good question

Dad-

According to Google, it's smote

TallSkyGod-

I see

TallSkyGod-

Do you want to get smote, Scott?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Not particularly

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Why are we talking about this anyway

TallSkyGod-

I can't actually remember

Dad-

Question

Dad-

If you can change your height, does that mean you choose to be short?

TallSkyGod-

1. No, that's just my default height

TallSkyGod-

2. NOT EVERYBODY IS 6 FEET TALL YOU FREAK OF NATURE /lh

-Best Class-
(Sunday, 4am)

Sheriff-

Hey uh Pix

Sheriff-

I can see that you're online

Sheriff-

Why are you awake?

Dad-

Why are you?

Sheriff-

Woke up randomly, couldn't sleep

Sheriff-

Answer the question /nf

Dad-

The usual

Dad-

Trying to finish homework

Dad-

Can't sleep

Dad-

Gender identity crisis

Sheriff-

Relatable

Dad-

Mhm

Dad-

Now shh, go to sleep.

Sheriff-

Why are you having a gender identity crisis

Dad-

🤷‍♂️

Sheriff-

Do you have any ideas about pronouns?

Dad-

Maybe they/he? Idk tbh

Dad-

Oh btw

Dad-

Why did you say relatable when I said I was having a gender identity crisis

Dad-

Oh nvm he's offline

✨They/he Pix✨

Also there's gonna be quite a few of my LGBT+ headcannons in this story soo-