Dad-

I jjust got hit with an egg-

Sheriff-

YOU WHat

falsesymmetry-

What

Dad-

The weird creeper kid from H9 is throwing eggs at the bird guy!!!

Dad-

He's shouting something about poultry and hot men!!!

TallSkyGod-

Pix using '!!!' is so jarring dude

Skrunkly goblin man-

Shaking and trembling from shock rn

Dad-

I fear for my life.

falsesymmetry-

Oh hey my sister is in H9

Sheriff-

You have a sister???

falsesymmetry-

Sadly

Dad-

Wait, no- he just noticed that he hit me with an egg-

Dad-

What the hell, he doesn't even care he just told his dogboy friend (boyfriend??? I don't know) to go get more eggs.

Scott 🏳️‍🌈-

'Dogboy friend' 😭😭😭

Skrunkly goblin man-

Oo dogboy

TallSkyGod-

@Skrunkly goblin man 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Skrunkly goblin man-

Let me live my life tiny heinz

TallSkyGod-

HWAT

Skrunkly goblin man-

Idk some random blonde guy told me to call you that

TallSkyGod-

Gtg kill Martyn brb

Half catgirl-

Do you mean Ren Dog? I used to be friends with him :D

Half catgirl-

He's a theatre kid I'm not surprised he's throwing eggs for dramatic effect

Dad-

He isn't throwing the eggs, he's just helping.

Half catgirl-

Oh cool

Bard-

Aree yodur okadu pixd??? Egx shdrles csen rdktly hdyrr yufor eyds :(((

Scott 🏳️‍🌈-

@Gem translation???

Gem-

'Are you okay Pix??? Egg shells can really hurt your eyes :((('

Scott 🏳️‍🌈-

Ty

~Scott🏳️‍🌈 changed Gem 's nickname to Bard Translator~

Bard Translator-

Ah

Bard-

>:(((

Bard-

ID VOSNT NEWDR A FRANDLERIR

Bard-

IM LOSERSIRBR SPAKEIEND IMEBFLAIH

falsesymmetry-

@Bard Translator ?

Bard Translator-

'I DON'T NEED A TRANSLATOR'

Bard Translator-

'I'M LITERALLY SPEAKING ENGLISH'

falsesymmetry-

I'm enjoying this bard translator feature, honestly

Bard-

I HOPSER YOU SSRTOE IN SA LEGO

falsesymmetry-

@Bard Translator ?

Bard Translator-

'I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO'

falsesymmetry-

Damn

falsesymmetry-

Can't believe Oli hates aroace people, so sad 😔😔😔

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Twitter is actively hunting him down rn

Bard Translator-

Fr

Bard-

WIAT NO

Bard-

£/&:!/))/?2?3)/6/8-&:)/(2£2&2

falsesymmetry-

:)

Dad-

Leave Oli alone you guys.

Dad-

To answer your question, Oli, I'm fine, haha. It hit my shirt, not even close to my face.

Dad-

Got to go clean the egg off now.

Dad-

Be right back!

Sheriff-

I've never seen anyone so cheerrfull about geting hit with an egg

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

*cheerful
*getting

Sheriff-

Perish

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Ooo that's a big word for you :D

Bard Translator-

@katherineeliz the boyfriends are fighting

Sheriff-

Fhskzleehiwkdksksolw

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

GEM

Bard Translator-

Hehe :)

katherineeliz-

Boys calm down, we know you love each other

Sheriff-

Jdlskdjwodkwkw

Skrunkly goblin man-

The denial is strong in this one

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

FWHIP

~Skrunkly goblin man changed Scott🏳️‍🌈 's nickname to Gay For Jimmy~

Gay For Jimmy-

I will strangle you

Gay For Jimmy-

@Dad DADDDD FWHIP AND KATHERINE ARE BULLYING MEEEE

Dad-

Oh, hey Scott- what did I miss?

Gay For Jimmy-

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME

Dad-

No comment.

Dad-

The egg has been removed from my shirt!

Dad-

Currently hiding behind a box watching bird guy and some kid in a superhero costume try and throw pieces of paper with poorly drawn chickens on them.

Dad-

At the creeper-goat guy (I don't know what species he is???).

Dad-

They have a lot of bad chicken drawings, dude.

Dad-

Something about a prank war???

Dad-

I have been spotted-

Gay For Jimmy-

Dad are yuo okay

Skrunkly goblin man-

o7 Pix, they were a real one

Skrunkly goblin man-

Interesting that you haven't changed your nickname back, Scott 👀

Gay For Jimmy-

GO JUMP IN A LAKE

TallSkyGod-

I'm backkk

TallSkyGod-

Oh, when did Scott change his nickname?

Gay For Jimmy-

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Dad-

I am alive. Somehow.

~Gay For Jimmy changed their nickname to Scott🏳️‍🌈~

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

YAYYYY DAD IS ALIVE

Skrunkly goblin man-

Changed the subject rq, just saying 👀

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I hope the roof of your house collapses

Had to include a reference to the upcoming Hermitcraft war (probably) between Grian and Doc lol

Also yeah Pix was the one that noticed it cause yk Hermitcraft Recap

Haven't updated this in a while man motivation is a weird thing but uh yeah here ya go, long chapter (kinda) to make up for it! :D