Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Guys does anyone know where Pix is

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I need help with my maths homework and I can't find them anywhere

Dad-

Why do you always need help with Maths, Scott?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

DAD

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

THERE YOU ARE

Dad-

🙄/lh /nm

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Also I'm gay im bad at maths

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

As my father you should know this

Dad-

I swear to god-

TallSkyGod-

Me? 👀

Dad-

Not you

Dad-

You're a Demi god

Dad-

I meant God like in general

TallSkyGod-

?

Dad-

You know what I'm not explaining this to you

Bard-

Bad parenting

Bard-

Shouldn't you educate your chipd, Pixl of the Riffs variety

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

*child

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Also Pix where are you

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I haven't seen you all day

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I'm in your weird corner of the library but I can't find you

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Do these books you always read have any info on maths

Dad-

Please don't mess up the books, they're in alphabetical order

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Oops too late

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Where are you Dad

Dad-

I'm at home

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

:0 skipping school?

TallSkyGod-

PIXL RIFFS IS SKIPPING SCHOOL *real* *not clickbait* *gone wrong*

Dad-

:/

Dad-

I'm not skipping school, I'm sick

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Why

Dad-

I decided to be sick for fun /s

Dad-

It's because I have a really bad sore throat and I can't make any noise at all without it feeling like I'm being stabbed in the throat

Bard-

That was a very viid description I did not need

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

*vivid

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

And also oh no Dad :( are you okay

TallSkyGod-

PIX ARE YOU DYING DDD:

Dad-

Im not dying Joel, haha.

Dad-

I'll be fine, I have like

Dad-

Medicine and stuff

Dad-

And I'm going to the doctor later

Dad-

But I will be fine

Dad-

Thank you for your concern :)

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Hope you get better soonnnn

falsesymmetry-

Oh no :( I'm so sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon <3 /p

TallSkyGod-

I'm stopping by to check on you later and you can't stop me

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I'll stop by to check on you right now

Dad-

Scott Major, if you skip class just to check on me, so help me, I will make you rue that decision for the rest of your life. Your education is important. I wish I was in school right now :/

Bard-

Who would want to be in school

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

AAHHDJWJDHSHDJJEHDHE PIX AS SOON AS YOU SAID THAT A BOOK FROM THE TOP SHELF FELL ON ME

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

IS THIS THE WORK OF YOUR WITCHY MAGIC PIX

Dad-

Hey, Shelby's the one with the witchy magic, not me.

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

SO IT WAS SHELBY?!?!

Dad-

That's... not what I said at all.

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

@ShubbleYT why are you throwing books at me

ShubbleYT-

???

ShubbleYT-

I'm studying with Katherine in Mx Gold's room?

ShubbleYT-

Making the most of that free period, yk

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

'Studying' you say 👀

katherineeliz-

I know exactly what you're implying and you need to shush right now

katherineeliz-

Also sorry to hear that you're sick, Pix, I'll stop by with Joel later

ShubbleYT-

Wait Pix is sick? D:

Dad-

Why is everyone making such a big deal about this

Dad-

I'm not the first person ever to get sick

Dad-

I'm not even technically ill I don't think, I just have a really bad sore throat

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

We care about our father being ill

Bard-

Trueee

TallSkyGod-

Yup

Dad-

Ah ok

Dad-

As much as I do not agree with the title of dad friend, thanks guys <3 /p