WE ALL KNOW JERRY

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET GERALD

DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT A SPOOPY DOLL OR PUPPET THING

NAH FAM

THIS BOI LIVES IN THIS LAKE HOUSE MY FAMILY OWNS

okay a little backstory first... my family owns three houses on this lake in Michigan called Walloon. One is really nice and people rent it out. Then, there's one that is a little outdated, but cozy. Lastly, this run down bait shop turned into a house that isn't really that pretty. We call it the bait house

This house is also known as the party house because all my young adult cousins go there in groups and get very drunk and probably do unmentionable things during a week of staying

There is so much alcohol EVERYWHERE IN THAT HOUSE

But we stay there anyway and I was accompanied by lalaandtokki and Living_k-pop

I've been there with them a few times but nothing creepy ever happened. Maybe seeing a mysterious stain on the couch or carpet but nothing like this year

Firstly, there is this cabinet in the kitchen that would cOnstAnTLy open. You go and click it closed and walk away. The next time you look back the cabinet is open again. lalaandtokki had to duck tape it down

Doors kept slamming but we were like "it must be the air current or pressure pshhh it's okay man"

*shakes head*

One day we came home and tHIS SLIDING DOOR WAS OPEN ALL THE WAY TO THIS BACK BEDROOM THAT WE REFUSED TO GO IN CAUSE WE KEPT HEARING WEIRD SLAMMING BACK THERE BUT HERE IT IS WIDE OPEN

lalaandtokki started to close the door cautiously until Living_k-pop came and just slammed it

I sWeaR

And it's not even over

I was lying on the couch on my stomach wHEN I FELT SOMETHING TOUCH MY FOOT

AS IF SOMEONE TICKLED THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT WITH THEIR NAILS

uHGUHHH

I JUMPED UP AND LOOKED AROUND LIKE WTF WAS THAT AND MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

I explained what happened and lalaandtokki was like "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"

LEGIT 5 SECONDS AFTER SHE SAID THAT

THE BAIT HOUSE PHONE STARTED RINGING

NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU LITTLE PINEAPPLE HEAD

THIS PHONE IS  N E V E R  USED

I DONT THINK ANYONE REALLY KNOWS THAT NUMBER WTHHHH

Living_k-pop went up to the phone and picked it up. She wanted to sound serious when she said "hello"

There was not a sINGLE SOUND ON THE END

IM FLIPPING SHIZZZZZ

Thank goodness we're gone and we never died idk we named them Gerald and maybe Gerald was a friendly ghost that just liked to mess with you

But I was freaking
aH

What if my cousins killed someone and that was their spirit omg

Like they got super drunk

And just accidentally killed someone

And hide the body in the garage
eW

Anyway I'm away from that house now. I'm actually just arriving in Chicago for the Monsta X concert tonight iM SOBBING MY FIRST KPOP CONCERT AND MY BBZ MONSTA X DKIDISKDISKDKSKDJD

And I was wondering if I should make a part about my concert experience??? Only if you guys want to hear about it skdkskd