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I'm gonna freaking cRY OKAY SO

My parents are big into the spoopy props and Halloween. They throw these big Halloween parties every year. They even turned one of our barns into a Halloween barn for these parties back before I was born

I love horror as well. Horror movies are my jam bUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT CREEPS TF OUT OF ME AND THATS OLD ANTIQUE DOLLS OR PUPPETS

LIKE YOUVE SEEN OR HEARD OF THE HORROR STORIES MOVIES WHATEVER

I DONT DEAL WITH THEM CAUSE GROSS (but I still watch the movies lmao)

ANYWAY BACK TO THE STORY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

I came home from school one day, all alone because my parents don't get home until later. I have two very fluffy cats so they shed like crazy this time of year. There was cat fur just flying right off of them

I decided I should help get ride of all that extra free fur by brushing them. We keep a lot of the cat stuff in the basement so I started to walk down just miNDING MY OWN BUSINESS ALL ALONE NO ONE ELSE HOME WHEN I GET A 'PLEASANT' SURPRISE AT THE BOTTOM

YOYOYO NO FOOKING THANK YOU BYE BENCH

I FREAKING YEETED MYSELF BACK UP THOSE STAIRS AND CLOSED THE DOOR

LOCKED IT

ALL THAT SHIZZ MAN I HATE DOLLS AND PUPPETS AND IT HAD SUCH AN EERIE VIBE FAM uGH LIKE WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM YOU DEMON!?!!??

I went back up to my room after that, locking myself inside aBOUT READY TO DIAL 911

My mom came home a couple hours later and I threw myself out my door and was like "wHERE DID THAT DEMON IN THE BASEMENT COME
FROM!?"

She just laughed and told me that my dad brought it home after going through stuff in his mom's house because she passed away a year ago and the house is being bought out. It was my uncle's when he was a kid and was going to throw it away (if I was him I would've burned that little shOot right then and there). My dad was like "No no no give that to me" and brought it back here like dAd what are you doing at least keep it in the bARN SKDKSKDK

Apparently it has a name too:
Jerry Mahoney

AND YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN MORE WEIRD

EVER SINCE WE GOT THIS THING IVE BEEN WAKING UP TO HAVING MYSTERIOUS MARKS I THINK JERRY IS ALIVE AND WANTS REVENGE ON ME CALLING HIM A DEMON

IM SORRY JERRY

ILL GIVE YOU MY RESPECT FAM

DONT EAT ME PLEASE