Okay, this is a fetus author story. I really debated putting this up, but this story is just so quality content.

   So, when I was really young, like four, I didn't understand the concept of wiping after using the bathroom. I would go and sit on the toilet, do my business, then yell to my parents "Now WIPE!" They would then come and help this poor little child.

    There's this one time (my parents always remind me of these little stories of fetus me) when my dad was out mowing. We have a large yard, so it takes some time, but I really had to relieve my number two.

   So, there I was, going about my business. I then realized that I still didn't understand the magic of wiping. I sat there until my dad was done mowing. Now, let's just imagine us being him for a second, walking into the house after mowing, and hearing a kid yell from the other side of the house "NOW WIPE!!"

   One other wiping story, my mom's friend had to babysit me. She thought I knew how to use the bathroom all by myself since I seemed so confident about going in. I finished up my work, then called her over. She asked me what was wrong... and then I yelled it. My catch-phrase.

   "NOW WIPE!"

   I hope this was enjoyable. I have plenty of fetus stories, and current stories. You know, my life is just a mess of story content.