My Mom: we're getting older

My Dad: that's true

My Mom: we'll die sometime

My Dad: *taken aback* why are you making it seem like it'll be sooner rather than later? *joking* I'm starting to think you won't care when I'm gone

My Mom: well, I wouldn't hurt that much cause we'll die together and be with each other for eternity

My Dad: why would you want to ruin eternity for me? *hugs my mother* I loathe you