Bob Bob Not Tim was right. Umbridge was definitely not going to like it so he decided to take matters into his own hands. He decided to form a team of lone wolves to band together and do the job right. So he called his friend the banker. 

"Mr. Banker can you help me?" asked Bob. 

"Yes" said Mr. Banker and cut the call. 

"Okay." said Bob feeling happy that Mr. Banker would help him.

 So he called Jeremiah Dixon next, and said he needs a bomb specialist to help him with a mission. Jeremiah Dixon agreed to help him, but just as he was making pizza his kitchen blew up and he died. He was indeed after all a bomb specialist. Great at making bombs out of anything, but not very good at blowing it up.

 Hearing this news Bob Bob reaches out to his professor friend Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter. 

"Hi Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter. I needed some help with an important job. Can you help me?", asked Bob Bob. 

Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter squeaked in agreement. 

"But what am I going to do with a mouse, you are useless Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter. If you were a gigantic mouse maybe you would help but you are tiny and malnutritioned. You are absolutely useless, Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter" said Bob.

 So Bob Bob picked up Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter by the tail and threw him off the cliff to his death. Big Mouse Small Mouse Whatdoesitmatter died in the jungle. Oh Big Mouse if you had only been actually big you would've been alive. I guess it does matter after all.

 Bob Bob then calls up the Queen and says "Queen I need you to help me on a job."

 To which the Queen replied, " I don't do that anymore Bob Bob Not Tim, that life is past me, I have left it behind. I know we had our days when we went around killing potato farmers and throwing ducks at French people but I can't do it anymore Bob Bob, I have a responsibility now. I have to sit on this chair and look not dead. It is very tiring work." 

"I understand." said Bob Bob not understanding at all.

 What is a chair he thought to himself. He then calls his final and only friend that he thinks can help him. The mighty beast, the mythical Dragonman of Estonia. The man that can literally turn into a Dragon at his will and spit fire and fly at astonishing speeds. The greatest man himself, the Dragonman of Estonia.

 "Dragonman of Estonia, can you help me?" asked Bob Bob.

 "Of course", said Dragonman. "I will be right there. Give me two months?"

 "Sure", said Bob.

 Now all Bob needed was a get-away driver. Because Bob Bob had seen in the movies that every team had one and needed one to be successful. But Bob Bob did not have a driving license, so Bob Bob flew to London to get his driving license.

 He walked up to the counter and said "One driving license, please."

 The person managing the counter looked at Bob and thought wow, what a weird guy. "State your name" said Karen, the woman at the counter.

 "Bob Bob", said Bob Bob. 

"Full name, please" said Karen. 

"Bob Bob Not Tim", said Bob Bob Not Tim.

 "I never said your name is Tim." 

"I know", said Bob Bob. 

"Why did you say I said you were Tim then?" said Karen. 

"I didn't say you called me Tim", said Bob Bob. 

"But you said not Tim."

 "Oh, that's my name." said Bob Bob. 

"Not Tim is your name?" said Karen.

 "Yes" said Bob Bob.

 "Then who is Bob Bob?" asked Karen.

 "I am Bob Bob." said Bob Bob.

 "Then who is Tim?" said Karen. 

"I am Tim" said Tim who was standing behind Bob Bob.

 "And you are not Tim?" said Karen pointing at Bob Bob.

 "Yes, I am Bob Bob Not Tim" said Bob Bob Not Tim.

 "We know you're not Tim" said everyone in the line including Tim.

 Karen at this point was fed up with Bob Bob so she pulls out a gun and shoots him in the face. She also shoots Tim and everyone else who claimed to be either Bob or Tim. Police came in later that day to arrest Karen. She had killed 5 people named Bob, 2 people named Tim, and 34 people named Bob Bob Not Tim. It was a popular name apparently.