Thousands of kilometers away, Izzy was sitting on a chair, in the balcony, throwing bananananana peels at unsuspecting pigeons. "Ninety-two", she said to herself as she hit another pigeon with the biological waste. 

"Izzy, Izzy" said Janet Janet McJanetFace. "Izzy, what was that mysterious parcel you got from Hogwarts? And why are you tasked with guarding it." To which Izzy replied, "It's a secret. No one must know Janet Janet McJanetFace. All will be revealed when the time is right. No point in wasting the present worrying about the future." Izzy, said gazing into the dark clouds approaching her in the distance, and then continued to harass pigeons. 

"Wow Izzy, that sounded really wise and profound." said Janet Janet McJanetFace while also throwing chicken sandwiches at unsuspecting pigeons. As a gigantic chicken sandwich lands on the face of a pigeon that was staring at a hole in the wall thinking it was his cousin Larry, a lightning bolt strikes that very pigeon, instantly cooking it and the chicken sandwich even further.

 "Damn, I missed." said Mr. Winkdinkle Blabberspotter Threechins Fivepinkies Andfourhorses. 

"Wow, that was weird." said Izzy, as she throws another banananana peel at another pigeon. As soons as the peel touches the pigeon it explodes because of another thunderbolt it was the unintentional target of. "I AM GODDDD!" proclaims Izzy as she throws banananana peels everywhere.

 "I need to stop missing so much, come on lightning do your job." says Mr. Winkdinkle Blabberspotter Threechins Fivepink Andfourhorses. 

"No." says Lightning and then goes away. "Oh no, Lightning has left. How do I stop Izzy now." said Mr.Winkdinkle Blabberspotter Threechins Fivepinkies Andfourhorses. While Izzy was busy murdering pigeons with fruit waste, Janet Janet McJanetFace realizes something was wrong here and decides to investigate.