Elendil_rolls_5: if its real, then he can be accessed here, right? Just like before?

sweet_homebody: of course he can

aptly_under_smell: come come Lerosy, come out and play

Deloris_bean_1951: FOOL

Deloris_bean_1951: FOOL

Deloris_bean_1951: FOOL

Deloris_bean_1951: FOOL

kush_recker: ur moms a fool

ObiWisdom_808: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who trolls after him?

thefrick_23: Lerosy? Hello?? Hell — 000ooo00hhh??

love_0_is_0_blind: You don't believe

crispy_shifflett: Is this like a bloody mary thing?

littlejohn_777: I could go for one of those anyone buying?

really_white_dad: *pours a Bloody Mary for @littlejohn_777*

littlejohn_777: And where's my celery?

really_white_dad: *apologizes and breaks off a stalk*

kush_recker: don't fergit to tip your bartender

littlejohn_777: *a nickel drops into an empty, cloudy pitcher to everyone's amusement*

really_white_dad: (-1 downvote)

crispy_shifflett: nah, bloody mary. u know, like that thing where you say it three times in the mirror, but she'll only show up if you believe

kush_recker: That's Beetlejuice

really_white_dad: *pours a tall beetlejuice with a stalk of celery for @littlejohn_777*

littlejohn_777: AHH don't say it again! hahaaaaaa

Elendil_rolls_5: Bloody Mary, wow that brings me back. Girls believe this stuff for real, you don't understand. What were those other games? Light as a feather stiff as a board.

$Horndog$: I like the one where they practice french kissing on eachother

Xiao_raptureglass: the Ouija board

Elendil_rolls_5: Ouiji totally

littlejohn_777: that's exactly what this is. Chick's dad is gonna bust up a perfectly innocent make-out fest. Who's that in your sleeping bag??? Lerosy, dad. I like him and I'm gonna put a ring on him.

$Horndog$: is that a posie in yur pocket or you just glad to see me?

Xiao_raptureglass: the immaturity in this place has reached "level: vomitous". grow up already

really_white_dad: all for fun

shoot_loading...: All just, not fun.

really_white_dad: Oh, stuff it up your ass

shoot_loading...: I'm not that skilled :P

ominous_debt: I hate to be that guy, but tolerance goes both ways.

!_astronutbag_!: insert a hundred "goes both ways" jokes

littlejohn_777: Ah beat me to it

wrong_dumbo_30: edit for content: should have said "tolerance is a two-way street" [image: large eared elephant from the Disney cartoon feature, Dumbo]

!_astronutbag_!: insert a corny "why did the chicken cross the two-way street" joke

kush_recker: cuz he was a drrty double crosser

$Horndog$: Because it was egg-zilerating.

conspiracy_guy_101: because it's a CONSPIRACY GUYS!

13_Across: he was a civil engineer and wanted to add an intersection to the city plan, because there had been a hike in traffic due to the rise in population and townhome developmentments.

crispy_shifflett: bish whet????

thefrick_23: (-1 downvote)

Elendil_rolls_5: Pops has to be on the road by now

ominous_debt: Pops?? @latchkey_lex_2000 Update??

latchkey_lex_2000: too hard to type sorry

STILL_whinging: dictate

Elendil_rolls_5: Use the voice texting function.

latchkey_lex_2000: Okay is this working I'm pulling into the park now there has to be a ranger around here somewhere what do I do

viewer_discretion_330: turn off the lights

latchkey_lex_2000: Her signal is strong it's leading me further into the campgrounds I'm having a really difficult time seeing ouch stupid thing in the dark leaving my car behind the camp showers be back in a minute.

really_white_dad: *passing out popcorn*

chimpokomon_shoe_42: needs salt

Buck_the_beav: <munch munch munch>

really_white_dad: *passing down the salt*

!_astronutbag_!: [image: still from the music video "Thriller" showing a smiling Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a darkened movie theater]

latchkey_lex_2000: I can hear the river nearby I think if I follow it I'll avoid getting smacked in the head by a tree branch

covert_lampshadey: anything out of the ordinary?

latchkey_lex_2000: The moon is breaking through the clouds no sign of anyone camping I'm on the unblazed trail near the picnic area the phone says she's about a thousand feet away

love_0_is_0_blind: he's close

217place: Keep Going Will

Xiao_raptureglass: seriously, just stop

latchkey_lex_2000: I can hear the falls now it seems like the signal is coming from there ALEXA ALEXA CAN YOU HEAR ME

littlejohn_777: I'd keep your voice down man

STILL_whinging: google'd — water sources include the 60 foot Chapman Falls and Eightmile River. The river slices straight down through the center of the park. Eerie facts include unexplained perfectly cylindrical potholes at the base of the falls, deep enough to not be caused by nature. Rumors include: campers hearing demonic chanting and the laughter of children in the night, witnessing shadowed figures moving about near the falls, and a ominous feeling of wickedness in the air after dusk.

latchkey_lex_2000: the river is breaking off to a smaller stream I'm following it now I think I think I see a structure out here some someone moving HELLO is anyone there the signal is getting stronger she's definitely this is strange I would swear I've never seen this place before a lit candle in the window it's like an old mill maybe

$Horndog$: go to it!

really_white_dad: snap a pic

brain_deluted: mill? as in puppy mill candy?

ominous_debt: Shuddup everyone

latchkey_lex_2000: [photo attachment: moonlit forest, partially obscured structure with large mill wheel beside river.]

STILL_whinging: google'd - - - this is strange. That image matches drawings of a gristmill owned by British Loyalist, Dr. Abner Beebe. That mill was destroyed by the Sons of Liberty in 1774... someone fact check this

sweet_homebody: Yes he's there

attaboy_gov: deep net search verified.

13_Across: Beebe and his brother Asa were tarred and feathered so it got people's attention especially because it preceded lexington and concord.

Baristarexia: Holy shit. Pops, go back to the mill. This doesn't make sense.

littlejohn_777: how the fuck did he photograph that?

latchkey_lex_2000: pic took awhile to load I'm already too far going uphill she's close I'm only 200 yards away I think

Sherbrooke_climber: youre almost to hell

Buck_the_beav: well that gave the chills

ominous_debt: stop egging on this behavior

ripe_fo_pikin: where are you?

really_white_dad: Pops?

latchkey_lex_2000: What the hell is this what is why did someone write oven on the I'm taking a picture should I go inside

latchkey_lex_2000: [photo attachment: a moss laden craggy rock wall, a fissure leads to a small cave opening. Painted in short, dark yellow block letters directly onto the cliff face is the word OVEN.]

latchkey_lex_2000: Can anyone explain this to me the signal for alexa's phone is coming from inside the cave for the first time I'm frightened and not for any normal reason something feels wrong the wind is catching in the hemlock trees and sounds like whispering am I imagining all this

horoscopy_959: no

accounting_snazzy: ring around Lerosy

accounting_snazzy: pocket full of posies

accounting_snazzy: ashes

accounting_snazzy: ashes

accounting_snazzy: you all fall down

Elendil_rolls_5: stop IT!

aptly_under_smell: I've been to that park before. That's the Devil's Oven

viewer_discretion_330: foreal

STILL_whinging: google'd — it's a feature of the park grounds. A short cave of schist and gneiss rock that contains sulfide minerals. It is called the Devil's Oven because the cave is short and shallow, like five feet deep, and goes nowhere.

brain_deluted: wuts sulfide

13_Across: Think sulfuric acid

aptly_under_smell: Just poke your head inside, pops. It's not deep. I was there in 2012. If your daughter's phone is in there, it's by itself. We would have seen anyone in the photo you took.

latchkey_lex_2000: You're wrong its deep