Miss Patience White

A student at the school. Not much is known about her, she's very quiet and shy. People forget she's in the room. However, this means she overhears things.

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Mr. Gilderoy Green

The school's editor in chief of the newspaper and only intern for the town's official newspaper.

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Mr. Peter Mustard

The school's feared headmaster. Yet he has a secret identity: Sergeant Peter Pepper Mustard, the only singer of the reboot inspired Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Band.

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Miss Aphrodite Scarlett

A student at the school. She's as cunning as she is stunning. You do not want to get on the wrong side of her.

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Mrs. Verocity Peacock

A still-attractive woman and grande dame who finds she has an unexpected crush in the newest band in town, Colonel Mustard's reboot.

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Professor Pious Plum

A quick-witted, young professor with a bow tie and glasses.

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