No, but seriously who are you?

Excuse me mister but you were the one who messaged me first

Tf

I didn't. Why you lyin?

Why you always tryin?

Mmm oh my god

Stop fucking lyin

That's enough joking. Tell me your name

Jigglypuff from that pokemon show

Yeah and am I supposed to believe that?

Totally depends on your ImAgInAtIoN

*Throws SpongeBob confetti*

Damn ma, got someone of my level

But seriously, are you a pedophile cause then I won't let you fuck me

And I oop—

Are we seriously going over that?

But before i fuck you

Let me tell you about myself

Jeon Jungkook

Bisexual

23

Garage Singer

And ya boi loves cigarettes

Cigarettes?

Sorry to tell you but

Smoking and Respiratory Disease.Smoking can cause lung disease by damaging your airways and the small air sacs (alveoli) found in your lungs. Lung diseases caused by smoking include COPD, which includes emphysema and chronic bronchitis.Cigarette smoking causes most cases of lung cancer.

Mommy, I'm scared of this guy

No seriously, should stop smoking

Whatever

But anygays, you didn't tell me about you

Why shall I tell you about me? So you can fuck me?

Damn, are you always this horny?

As if you don't want a fuck a week

By your talks I can tell you that you are a fuckboi

Susan, I found the kid who use to eat glue in the school and sit on the front bench

Yes, I admit i ate glue once but mine was not poisonous and it tasted like strawberry

I—

Bye

Oh no wait! Tell me first that would you be able to fuck me?

I mean, I haven't received a fuck since last week so I need that before I start my exam preparation.

Exam preparation?

Oh duck!

Fucj*

Fuxk*

Fuck*

Dude, I get it

I can seal the deal only if you'd help me study for my exams too

Sure, done!

By the way i need your address, some other details and how long is your dick

*Blocked*

Whatever send me tomorrow, I gtg.

Bye

Nice talking to you, next fuck