What The F*ck!?!
A/N: I'm sorry for not updating for a while, and for not making the last chapter realistic as if you were actually at a bar but, I'm only 14 so I haven't actually been there but I know enough knowledge to write.
Disclaimer:*she says in a low, menacing voice* dude, c'mon, you know me, I'm too lazy to own anything but my stories, do how would I own the TEEN TITANS!?!?
Raven's P.O.V
I started to wake up, but it hurt way too much, I couldn't open my eyes, I didn't want to. I slowly started to and the morning light instantly blinded me. I quickly closed them again. It was as if lava had somehow found a way into my head. What time was it? I rolled over to the wall where I was not facing my window and where my clock was, thankfully. 12:40?!? Why hasn't anyone woke me up yet? I had to get up now. I sat up in my bed while closing my eyes. I slowly opened my eyes, bracing for the morning light. Once again, I felt like lava had flooded into my head, that was the only thing I needed on top of the headache. I slowly got out of bed. I felt sick, I didn't want to do anything today. I didn't even want to do my job today, but I have to. I stood up and looked back at my bed. There was a lump and it wasn't where I slept. I walked over slowly to whoever or whatever it was, it could be silky but it was too big. What could it be? I uncovered just enough so I could see who it was. The green skin was a dead giveaway, even I didn't even need a half second to know who it was. "Beast boy?" I said softly, he continued sleeping a snoring softly. Apparently, I wasn't loud enough, I highered my voice a little so I could actually wake him up. "Beast boy?" I asked once again to be met with the same response. I took a deep breath and yelled "BEAST BOY!!!" that got him awake, in fact, he fell out of my bed and onto the floor.
He looked around in a panic. He saw me and asked in a panicked voice. "Raven! What's wrong? Are you OK? Is there trouble? Is-" he stopped and held himself. "Why am I so cold?" He looked down and squeled. I looked down to see what he saw and quickly looked at a random wall. "WHY AM I NAKED?!?!" He asked/yelled and quickly tried to find something to cover himself up.
"I don't know, Beast boy. Why don't you tell me?" I said as I crossed my arms and gave a death glare. I had the suspicion that he meant for something like this to happen. On the other hand, it might not be as bad as it seems, but I doubt it.
"How could I tell y-, wait, do you think I did this?!?" Beast boy said, pointing to himself, the look of disbelief written all over his face. All I could do is nod my head.
"Well, all the signs point to it, you led me to the bar, got a drink, I got a drink that clearly had alcohol in it, and then I wake up with a headache and to you in my bed, with no clothing on!" I screamed at him, I know, how the hell would I agree to this, even if I was in a drunken state.
"It's not like you have anything on!" As soon as he said that his eyes widened as if he noticed it for the first time since we started our screaming match. I looked down and sure enough, I'm just as exposed as he is. I quickly looked for my clothing and thankfully, it was nearer than I thought. I quickly put on last nights clothing, mentally noting to put on a new leotard before coming out of these doors. I looked back at Beast boy and he was just sitting on my bed looking at a random wall.
"Y'know, you should put on your clothes, at least make this situation less awkward," I said crossing my arms and rolling my eyes. He looked at me and smiled a toothy smile.
"OK, do you know where my stuff is?" Beast boy said motioning everywhere and anywhere around. I looked around, I couldn't find them. It was like his clothes dissapeared off the face of the Earth.
I turned to him and crossed my arms. "Well, I guess, you're going to have to go to your room and get your clothes," I said while heading torwad the door, about to let him out.
"Wait, wait, wait! I can't go out there naked! They'll see me!" He said, I sighed and turned around to face him.
"In case you have forgotten, you can turn into a fly or any other insect so they can't see you," I said, a bit annoyed, while rubbing my forehead, my hangover wasn't really helping with my current situation.
Beast boy smiled with his fang poking out and rubbed the back of his head, a nervous habit, obviously. "Oh, that's right, I kind of forgot," He changed into a fly and flew under the door.
"How can a idiot forget he has green skin and super powers he uses almost every day?" I said, sitting on the edge of my bed and rubbing my head. 'Well, this is going to be a very eventful day.' I thought while going into my closet to find a clean uniform. It took only 5 seconds, that wasn't very good on my part, I was hoping to put off going to the common room as long as possible. I put it on and then found my cloak (A/N: Sorry if this isn't what Raven calls it.) I clasped it on and went out of my room. It seemed that it took forever to get to the common room. Finally, I reached the doors. I took a deep breath, I'm pretty sure that the others will ask me where I've been. I let go of my breath and went through the doors. Cyborg and Beast boy was there but Robin and Starfire was no where to be seen. "Ummm, where's Robin and Starfire?" I asked, Cyborg looked up and gave me a confused look.
"Man, why's everyone waking up late, first Robin then Starfire then B and now you? Usually, Robin would be the first to wake up, but not at 9:48! This is just weird," Cyborg finished with his rant and drank some of his milk. He put it down and continued "Oh, and Robin down at the training room and Star went to the store to get something," Cyborg said, pointing to any direction his hand pleased.
"Do you know what Starfire was getting?" I asked, going over to make some tea and grab a waffle.
"She should be getting some soy milk, I'm almost out!" Beast boy said, shaking his gallon of soy milk for effect.
"And you're complaining about that?" Cyborg said while laughing and holding his stomach.
"Dude! That's something to complain about, at least I don't complain when I'm running out of murdered baby pigs!" Beast boy shouted, good lord this is going to be a fight I would rather not want to listen to.
"Grass stain, what I eat is better for you than that tofu crap," Cyborg said with a smirk.
Beast boy did a pout and said "is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is t-" Cyborg didn't get to finish because I slammed my fist on the table.
"You two, cut it out! I've had enough today," I said, taking a deep breath and rubbing my temples to lessen the headache.
"How have you had enough today? You just woke up," Cyborg said, I gave him a look that said 'keep your thoughts to yourself' He automatically shut up, sometimes I like people being scared of me.
"Hello friend Cyborg, Friend Beast boy and Raven! You have awoken!" Starfire said as she came through the doors, she didn't notice me and Beast boy before she looked up from the ground. She refrained from hugging me or Beast boy which was........ odd.
"Hey Starfire!" Beast boy said as he waved to her.
"Hello friend Beast boy!" Starfire said as she flew over to the couch and turned it on. It was surprisingly on the news, Robin must've been the first one to turn on the t.v then.
"The Teen Titans were...." The news lady said, that got our attentions, they were talking about us, but we didn't do anything news worthy, so naturally someone had to say something.
"Turn it up and leave it on there, Star" Robin said as he entered the common room. Starfire did as she was told and turned it up.
"As this footage reveals, the Teen Titans were, in fact, at the bar. As all of us know, they are underaged. We saw most of them stumbling out of there with some help of their fellow titans, although they didn't look so sober either, the only one that didn't seem drunk was our own resident of Jump City, Cyborg, but you never know, had they of done the stereotypes of drunk men and women? This is something we need to find out by asking all who was there," By this time, Beast boy and Robin were trying to turn the t.v. off, fumbling with the remote, and then finally turning it off before the news woman had a chance to interview the first person, which was the one and only person who had gave me and Beast boy our drinks.
"Hey y'all, what gives?!? I was watching that!" Cyborg said waving his fist around non menacingly.
"Well, I didn't want to watch anymore," Beast boy lied, I knew he did for two reasons, I could sense he was lying and someone would most likely give away what happened.
"Yeah, and I was just tired of watching the news," Robin said, you didn't need to be an empath to know that he was lying, he's never tired to watch the news, whether it be to catch up on new leads or to see what's happening in the world.
Cyborg automatically caught on to what was happening and said "Do I have to put a lie detector on you two?" Beast boy and Robin looked at each other and shook their heads quickly. "Mmmhmmm, I don't think y'all would tell me the truth," Cyborg said, it was true, I don't think they would have told the truth either. "Starfire," Cyborg called to her, Star automatically looked over to him.
"Yes, friend Cyborg?" Starfire said, with a hint of curiosity on her face.
"What did you get at the store?" Cyborg asked, I have no idea what this would deal with Robin or Beast boy, but I guess it has something to do with it?
"I have gotton-" Starfire didn't get to finish because Robin covered her mouth, his face was beet red and you could obviously tell he was hiding something.
"Robin, why'd you covor Star's mouth?" Cyborg asked, a smirk playing on his lips.
"Ummm, n-no reason," Robin said, stumbling over his words, still holding onto Starfire's mouth.
"Then let her speak," Cyborg said, Robin hesitantly, let go of Starfire's mouth.
"Friend Cyborg, I have gotten what boyfriend Robin calls 'the pregnancy test'" Starfire said, doing air quotation marks around the pregnancy test in her sentence.
Cyborg took a deep breath and said "Will you and Raven please take one?" Cyborg motioned for the nearest bathroom.
"I don't really want to take one," I said, I had reasons that were valid. Cyborg was never the one to push, usually Robin would be the one to and say and ask and carry on, but right now, Robin was, for once, doing the same thing as Beast boy, looking worried and like he was hiding something. Starfire had already given away what Robin was worried about, and Beast boy was worried about the same thing, but the person he was worried about was me.
"Why don't you want to take one?" Cyborg asked, I crossed my arms and gave him a death glare.
"Why would I be as irresponsible as to get pregnant?" I reasoned, which was actually what had happened, I'm pretty sure in my drunken state I would've not of thought of using a condom.
"If Robin can be irresponsible then you can," Cyborg said, I stomped to my room, I'm very angry, while going to my room, I heard Cyborg yelling at Beast boy and Robin, looks like Starfire and I spilt the beans without realizing it. Starfire flew behind me and, I don't think she meant to, but she ran into me. I was instantly knocked to the ground and looked up, rubbing my head.
"My apologies, friend Raven, but friend Cyborg has been scolding boyfriend Robin and friend Beast boy for doing such things with either of us and I needed to find you to help them do the calming down," She said as she helped me up. I dusted off my cloak and stood up straight.
"It's fine Starfire, but why would you need me to help them calm down? You're usually the peace keeper of the group," I said crossing my arms and raising one of my eyebrows.
"Yes, friend Raven, I know but maybe it would be a little more of the help if you would accompany me and do the helping to get friend Beast boy and boyfriend Robin out of the trouble with friend Cyborg," Starfire said, before I could even answer, Starfire grabbed my wrist and dragged me to the common room.
".... AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON-"
"FRIEND CYBORG, WE ARE HERE!" Starfire interrupted Cyborg's rant/lecture towards Robin and Beast boy.
Cyborg turned from the wall that the two idiots were pinned against. He stopped what he was doing and crossed his arms and gave us a glare, luckily, he wasn't as mad at us as he was at Robin and Beast boy.
"You two better not be pregnant or I'm not sure I can restrain myself from killing y'alls baby daddys," Cyborg muttered under his breath but I'm sure he made sure it was loud enough so we could hear.
"Please, do not harm boyfriend Robin or friend Beast boy," Starfire said with a concerned face while flying closer to Cyborg.
He let go a long breath and said "Fine..... I won't hurt boy blunder or green bean," Cyborg looked torwad the aforementioned teens and gave them a dirty look. Beast boy sweat dropped and rubbed the back of his neck while Robin looked down at the ground. Starfire surprise attacked Cyborg into a hug while giving him the death hold.
"Oh, thank you friend Cyborg! You are most wonderful for not hurting our dearest friends!" Starfire let go, most likely only because Cyborg couldn't breath, and because his face was blue.... Well his human side of the face. I sighed and started walking back to my room. "Friend Raven, would you like to tell us where you are heading to," Starfire asked me. I turned around and looked her in the eyes.
"I'm going to my room, I think there's something I have to do," I looked towards the door and Starfire's face fell.
"Oh, okay," I felt like I needed to say something so I just said the first thing that came to mind.
"I'll be right back Star, just try and keep Cyborg from hurting Beast boy and Robin," I said as I touched her shoulder, I looked past her and I saw Robin and Beast boy trembling in fear as Cyborg towered over them. "And maybe you should get on that right now," as I said that Starfire turned around and gasped.
"No! Friend Cyborg, you do not hutr friend Beast boy or boyfriend Robin!" She flew torwads Cyborg and tried to calm him down. I went to my room and sat down on my bed. 'There's only a few people who will know if I'm really pregnant or not,' I walked over to my mirror and picked it up. "Well, here goes nothing," I said to no one in piticualar and I was automatically sucked into my mirror.
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So this is one of the longer chapters and I hope that it will make up for the lost time in updating, I'm sorry, I don't have anything to give you virtually or realistically.
I love you all!
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