If you haven't noticed, I'm a metal head.

Crimson: Alright, I know this is kind of suprising, but we're going to sneak into the familiar forest and get ourselves familiars.

Pride: I'm not suprised.

Greed: Me either

Envy: Why should I?

Lust/Sloth/Wrath: Not suprised.

Crimson: Just......Shut up and let's go.

Once they arrive in the familiar forest, they immediately conceal their power, wanting to remain undetected.

Crimson: Let's split up. We meet back here in a 2 hours. Prepare a teleportation circle for this spot.

All: Sure

They all separate.

With Crimson

Crimson:*thinking* When did the familiar forest get so big? Am I even in the familiar forest anymore?

Suddenly, a large blue wyvern lands in front of him and roars.

Crimson: This is gonna end one of two ways. Either your gonna become my familiar, or your gonna die. I would prefer the first, but I wouldn't care either way.

The wyvern roars at Crimson again, and launches a large ball of fire at him. But Crimson dodges.

Crimson: Honestly, if that had hit me, I would be hurting real bad, but you're too slow.

Crimson waves his hand and glowing silver chains burst out of magic circles and wrap around the wyvern, immobilizing it. One wraps around its mouth, keeping it shut

Crimson: Now, do you give up?

The wyvern nods and slowly transforms into a man in blue armor

Wyvern: My name is Adalgar. I am an Azure Rathalos. You have bested me in combat. For that, I will become your familiar.

Crimson: Thank you. I wouldn't want to force you, Noble Spearman. Just call me Crimson.

Adalgar: It is an honor to serve you, Crimson.

With Pride

Pride: Really, of all things, this is what chooses me?

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Pride: Can you turn down your glow? It's getting kind of annoying.

Navi: Of course, all you had to do was ask.

Pride: What the hell? You can say more than just, "hey, listen!"?

Navi: Of course I can. What did you take me for, a little elf boy in a green tunic and hat?

Navi's glow dies down as her true form is revealed.

Pride: That's better, and watch it with the sass.

Navi: Now are you gonna listen to what I say? You have half an hour until you have to go back to the place you teleported in.

Pride: So, I can teleport there once the time comes.

With Lust

Lust is walking through the forest, when a swarm of bats appear around her

Lust: Hello, Morrigan. How's the rest of the race been doing?

A female with a celtic brogue is heard from the swarm of bats as they swirl to reveal a woman with green hair and a sizable bust in what can be described as a bat version of a bunny suit.

Morrigan: Oh, you know, we're still at odds with multiple Patheons l, but we've gotten closer to the Celts. It helps that I count as a part of both factions.

Lust: Indeed it does. Why are you here?

Morrigan: Solaris, can't a succubus see her friend once in a while? Also, I want to help you.

Lust: Well, you could become my familiar, just so that I can piss off both the Gremory brat by having a better bat-themed servant.

Morrigan: Oh, Rias? In all honesty, she's had it comin'. With all the chaos happening in Kouh, it's amazing that she is still the govener.

Lust: It's probably because she's related to the false Lucifer. As much as I hate to say it, Vali is the true Lucifer.

I'm too lazy to write the rest of the sins getting their familiars, so here's a list of who got what.

Crimson: Azure Rathalos - Adalgar
Pride: Fairy - Navi
Lust: Succubus - Morrigan Aensland
Wrath: Chimera
Envy: Skinwalker
Greed: Griffin
Sloth: Kelpie
Gluttony: Great Jagras

Onto the main reason I made this chapter: Time to expand the peerage by a member

Crimson feels a sense of dread, not his own, but someone's dread. The dread that someone feels when staring death in the face. It's coming from......New York? Eh, makes sense when you think about it. Crimson opens a teleportation circle to the despair and steps through. There, he sees a young man with seaswept black hair and a good build, impaled with a spear from behind by the god of war, Ares.

Crimson: Ares, why would you do something like this, to kill your cousin? How could you stoop so low?

Ares: *angrily* You!

Crimson: Yes, me. You know, the one male Nephilim still alive? I see that you've killed the Savior of Olympus, the same person who saved your ass twice! Shame on you.

Ares: Well, what're you gonna do about it, pipsqueak?

Crimson: This.

Crimson waves his hand towards Ares, and a bolt of lightning flies towards him, striking the god in the center of the chest.

Ares: DAMMIT, THAT HURT!

Ares charges at Crimson, wielding the spear that impaled the hero of Olympus. Crimson sticks his hand through a magic circle and draws a sword from it

Crimson: Do you really think that your weapon can defeat Ascalon?

Ares: JUST TRY ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Crimson swipes Ascalon down, snapping Ares's spear in half and then hits the god in the chest with the guard, knocking the wind out of him. As Ares recovers, Crimson charges forward and smashes the pommel of the holy blade into Ares's chest, rendering him unconcious.

Crimson: Now, what shall I do with you , Percy Jackson? Should I screw with hades again? Or should I help you reach Elysium faster. Hey, did you know that Veil of Elysium is a great song by Kamelot? It really is. Once I revive you, you should check it out.

Percy: *gurgles on his own blood*
Translation: Revive me already you stupid Angel-thing, I don't want to die at the hands of the meat head that both of us have beaten.

Crimskn: Shit! Forgot you're drowning in your own blood. *ahem*, Percy Jackson, I call you back to the land of the living to be a symbol of justice by my side! I, Crimson Satanas call you to rise up as my knight and use your skills to the fullest against our future enemies!

Crimson places the other 'Kn' piece onto Percy's chest, it sinks in as Percy's chest starts to heal slowly

Crimson: You know, your sword is considered to be a 'Holy Sword' by the Christian Patheon.

Crimson throws Ascalon through another magic circle as he looks closely at Percy's blade

Crimson: Don't worry, by the time you heal up, you'll be a part of a new, very strange family. But you won't lose your old one, don't worry.

Percy passes out

Crimson: Oh thank god, I hated acting serious for that long. Now where the hell did I leave my house key.

Crimson:*thinking* I know I can teleport in, but if someone finds the key, then they could kust break in and steal my shit! Where was the last place I had it? Was it at the Forest, or the park in Kouh, or was it back at the base? I honestly have no idea where it could be, and I'm not checking everywhere for it.

Crimson: Eh, fuck it. I'll let fate decide what happens to my stuff.