After one boring ass conversation with Zoeticus, the three return to their home and everyone gathers up.

Crimson: Oh Jesus fuck that was boring and annoying!

Sloth: *sighs* Sir, I should've known that you would've been to immature for this job. I should've chosen Wrath for this.

Crimson: What're you talking about! I think that I did great in there! Lust, what do you think?

Lust: You were a bit too childish back there. The only reason that you got the job is because Zoeticus is a fool that can't see past the exterior of a person. Bastard was eyeing me the whole time. I could smell his lust. And it smelt worse than Colorado on April 20th.

Crimson: True. But now, down to business. Lets go over the info that wr have. The attacks happen to be on Sacred Gear users.

Sloth: A former holy lady named Asia Argento is arriving in a few days, no doubt part of the Fallen Angels plans.

Lust: But they clearly aren't doing the deeds for Azaezal, he would rather study Sacred Gears than kill the users.

Envy: Boss, didn't Azaezal try to study your Sacred Gear once? How could he have not known about what you are? He was 3 feet away from you!

Crimson: That's not relevant now. Pride did you find out anything?

Pride: Yes, quite a lot actually. There are 4 fallen angels and a small platoon of stray exorcists. They're also residing in the abandoned church in the city.

Wrath: I saw the stray exorcist Freed Sellzen entering a house with his gun out. I swear that boy gets crazier each passing moment.

Gluttony: I found out that exorcists don't taste very good.

Everyone else: *deadpans*

Greed: get your mind off of food for 5 minutes. You don't even need to eat! Also, I learned that the girls at the school are either really horny or really desperate.

Crimson: I'll take your word on it. It seems that the Gremory family run the town, but the area was rented from the Shinto Faction. Amaterasu must've been in a good mood for that to happen.

Envy: I thought that the Youkai and, by extension the Shinto, hated the Devils after they almost wiped out the Nekoshou.

Greed: And they gave such a bullshit excuse too. What was it again? Oh yeah, *clears throat* 'One Nekoshou killed a Devil and now we're gonna kill all the Nekoshou before they go mad with power from Senjutsu.'

Wrath: They're all idiots. Senjutsu doesn't work that way and even if it did, it would only happen to the untrained. Kuroka is definitely well trained and sane.

Crimson: Constantly lusting for a strong mate, but sane. By the way, Lust, did you have anything to do with that?

Lust: So what if I did?

Crimson: The fist person she went after was me. The only reason I don't have Kuroka constantly attached to me is because Sloth knocked her out and Greed dumped her at Vali's place.

Sloth: She was a handful to incapacitate.

Greed: I had fun

Sloth:*irratated* That's because I did all the hard work.

Crimskn: Greed, Sloth, that's enough. Is that all the info we have on the Fallen Angel attacks.

7 deadly sins: Yes Sir!

Crimson: Good. *cheerfully* Now, who wants to play some video games?

Envy: What are the choices?

Crimson:*looking through games* how about.....Monster Hunter, Doom, or Dragon Ball Xenoverse? Wrath, you can't play Xenoverse.

Wrath: I wasn't planning on playing anything. I was going to go train.

Sloth: I think it would be a good idea to test out that theory that we all came up with.

Crimson: You mean the theory you made when Envy stole a set of Evil Pieces.

Lust: Yes, that one.

Crimson: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

Greed: Di-did you actually say those words?

Envy: Greed, prepare for the worst.

Pride: Crimson, you know that those words are practically cursed, right?

Gluttony: I'm hungry. Can I go out and find something to eat?

Lust: Of course Glottony, just make sure that you don't cause too much of a mess.

Gluttony: Thank you Lust! I'll be sure to be careful!

Crimson: Seriously, how the hell do you do that? He's like your dog! And Pride, that's just a superstition.

Greed: I don't  know, those words never seem to fail in fucking people's lives up.

Crimson: I'll be fine. Sloth, just make sure that the pieces are stable before we enter.

Sloth: Of course sir. Remember to wear the radiation proof suit. We don't know if the molecules will stay stable...SIR!

Crimson: What? I kind of zoned out for a moment. Either way, I'm going in.

Crimson walks into the testing chamber with 16 chess pieces sitting on a chair.

Crimson: Okay, let's see. If this goes according to plan, then all I should have to do is remove the demonic energy from it.

Crimson concentrates and black vapor starts seeping into his hands from the pieces. The pieces start vibrating violently

Sloth: Sir! This isn't supposed to happen! Get out of there before something happens!

Crimson: I cant! If I let the energy from these pieces free, it'll cause an explosion as powerful as 12 tsar bombs!

The pieces shake more violently as more demonic energy is extracted. Suddenly, they stop shaking and start changing shape.

Crimson: EVERYONE! COME LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS AMAZING!

The other sins(except for Gluttony) run in to see what happened. In Crimson's hands is a ball of demonic energy, and on the table in front of him, are 16 small figurines. Each one is shaped differently

Sloth: Out of all the possible outcomes, this was not the one I expexted.

Envy: Holy shit! How the hell could something so cool come from something those idiotic devils made?

On the table were small figurines of Alexander the Great, Joan of Arc, Napoleon Bonaparte, Vladimir Tepes, Atilla the Hun, Hannibal, William Wallace, Shaka Zulu, the Greek hero Perseus, a faceless man in military fatigues, Gilgamesh, Lancelot, Vegeta, Jotaro Kujo, a western style dragon, and the Headless Horseman.

Pride: They took the form of......collectables.

Greed: Apparently. The first 8 are people from mortal history. Most of the others are from what mortals would call fictional bases. Except for the unknown soldier.

Crimson: So, should I make it official that these are mine?

Lust: We're not stopping you.

Sloth: Just choose reasonable people for the riles, sir. You said that you wouldn't have a 'gag peerage'.

Crimson: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Crimskn channels his energy into the pieces and they start shifting color into a silvery grey color.

Wrath: are you sure that you have no control over the shape? Looking at all the different pieces with my one eye(wearing an eyepatch) is giving me a headache.

Crimson: You know, I never thought of that. And evidently, niether did the devils.

The pieces change into 16 small spheres with letters engraved into them. Crimson takes the one with a 'K' on it and places it onto his chest. The sphere melts into his chest as it is absorbed by his body.

Crimson: Who wants to help he make a.......what should we call this? A troop? No that's too militaristic. We'll come back to it later.

Sloth: The biggest question isn't what gender Envy is. It's whether you're actually an adult or not.

Wrath: I think those are equally important

Envy: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY GENDER IS?

Greed: Because you're an enigma, that's why.

Envy: WELL FUCK YOU TOO!

Crimson: So, do we still have connections to the church?

Sloth: Yes. It helps when one of the 'original children of God' are supporting you.

Crimson: Really? They still think that I actually work with Heaven?

Lust: Suprisingly. It helps that you were acting uncharacteristically mature at the time.

Crimson: Fuck off. Now, update me on where the Bayonet Exorcist is.

Sloth: Of course sir. Father Alexander Anderson is in.....London England? Along with the entire Vatican force and several other Catholic churches!? Anderson's facing off against Alucard!

Crimson: Fucking idiot! He knows that he doesn't stand a chance! What the hell could he be pla-.....BASTARD! He's planning on using the Nail of Helena to try to beat Alucard!

Wrath: But that'll never work! What can we do?

Lust: Nothing at the moment. We need time to find his exact location and then we would need to get Alucard to stop trying to kill him for a few minutes. And that's if we get there before Anderson uses the Nail of Helena.

Pride: And if he uses it?

Crimson: Then we'll have to either stop him ourselves, or let Alucard kill him. I'm sure that we don't want either of those happening. If we get there at the right moment, we might be able to gain a strong ally. If not, then we're fucked. Seriously fucked. Analy. Without lube. By the Moby Huge.

Greed: WE GET IT!

Crimson: Thank whatever gods are still alive. I thought I was gonna have to explain further.

Lust: I would rather that not happen.

Sloth: I think that includes everyone.

Crimson: Hey, Lust. For a Succubus and the embodiment of Lust, you have a suprisingly low sex drive.

Sloth: Sir, I located his exact position! Let's go quickly!

Crimson: Ok. Wrath, Greed, you're with me.

Wrath/Greed: Alright

A magic circle opens on the ground and they teleport to the battle between the Judas Priest and Count Dracula.

WHOOOO! THAT FELT GOOD TO WRITE! Anyways, please don't be afraid to tell me if you have any problems with the story. Constructive criticism is highly appreciated. Don't just say that it's great and suck my dick when you have an issue with the story. This isn't to anyone in particular. I'm just saying.