*in a deep, underground lair between Grigori and Devil territory*

???: Kouh Academy: one of the most prestigious schools in Japan. It once was an all girls school until recently. Now it's co-ed like most schools are, but the boy-girl ratio is still swinging in the girls favor. The male population mainly consists of pompous jackasses who think that they're the hottest shit or perverts. Most of the girls seem to be extremely violent towards perverts and basically orgasm at the sight of a 'pretty boy'. In my opinion, they can all just choke on a fat one. Everyone seems to essentially worship these two bimbos that they call the 'great ladies of Kouh'. Rias Gremory and Akeno Himejima. Still wonder why the Gremory bitch never made a fake human name. Pompous bitch. It seems that the Student council is the only actual competent group in the whole school. Would've expected that with the Sitri runt at the head of it. Fallen Angel attacks seem to be on the rise there. Can we check it out?

????: Thanks Envy. You can go back to.....Whatever you do.

Envy: No problem boss!
struts away cockily

???:*sighs* Sloth! Prepare my bags. I'm going to see if I can get a job. Also, are sure on Envy's gender yet?

a woman with a purple dress walks in

Sloth: You know that Envy is probably a hermaphrodite. And your bags are already packed. Now we need a cover story for you and a place for you to stay while you're in the human world.

Greed walks out of the shadows

Greed: can't we just steal a place, you know, break in to an apartment, kill the occupant I'd there is one and live there for a while.

???:*looks at Greed* If you didn't suggest killing the occupant, that would be a great idea.

Greed: C'mon Crimson! We could just have Envy pretend to be the tenant.

Sloth: Envy is the Intel collector. They can't be the tenant if they're gathering info on the siblings of the false Satans.

Crimson: *angrily* I still can't believe that they forgot all about my great grandfather and turned his name into a power ranking!

Sloth: Calm down Crimson, we need you to keep a level head for this to succeed. We already planned for me to go as your assistant and for Lust to be your 'fiance' just for this mission. If this works, we can be out of there in a week. The number of fallen angel attacks are rising, maybe we can recruit them to the Khaos Brigade.

Crimson: You're right. This shouldn't be all to bad. Just put up with brats for a few days and possibly kill one of the "Great Satans". Man I hope it's Sirzechs.

magic circle appears on the ground

Crimson: Sloth, please grab Lust and tell her that we're leaving in a minute.

Lust walks in wearing her Solaris disguise

Lust: No need, I'm already here. Let's get this over with. You know I can't stand the sight of the Himejima brat and her oversized breasts.

*the three enter the circle*

Crimson: I know! They look too big for a normal person to like them. They can't be natural! Sloth, what do you think?

Sloth: I think that we should probably stop this conversation as its not really appropriate for where our destination is.

Kouh Academy

As the three walk out onto the Academy grounds, it starts raining.

Crimson: dammit, and I just got this tux yesterday! I knew I should've grabbed the umbrella.

Sloth: Sometimes I wonder whether you actually are an adult or a child.

Crimson: Shut up. I'm your boss, please don't question my maturity.

They enter the school building

With the ORC

Rias: Koneko, did you feel that incredible power?

A small teenage girl nods while showing no emotion

Koneko: Yes, Buchou

Akeno: Ara, ara. Are you going to try to recruit whoever's putting out that power?

Rias: Of course. Who would pass up a time like this to gain a powerful peice.

Kiba: Buchou, shouldn't we be cautious about these large powers?

Rias: Of course not. I'm the little sister of the Devil King Lucifer. Only an idiot would harm me.

Kiba:*thinking* This might not end well. I sense Holy and Demonic powers, as well as something else.

Back with our main characters

Sloth: Sir, can you please refrain using your magic to blow the clouds away. With your lack of control, you would blow a hole on the ozone layer

Crimson: You can't blame me for that one. It was freezing cold and the clouds weren't helping. And who was supposed to know that air could move the ozone out of place?

Lust: *smiles seductively* Crimson, don't do anything stupid or else I'll show the true meaning of punishment.

Crimson's mind: Is that good or bad. It could be good if she's not talking about being a sadist. On the other hand, if she is.......well, let's hope I don't do anything stupid

As they enter the school building, Crimson feels a shiver run down his back.

Crimson:*thinking* Damn, i knew there were devils here, it's just that there are so many of them here that it's sickening.

Lust: *whispering seductively* Crimson, as much as I agree with you, we can't kill any of them. Their little masters would notice and get angry, then call their siblings and we wouldn't want that now, would we.

Crimson: As confused at how the fuck you knew what I was thinking, you're right, we'll wait for for the peace summit to act.

As they walk into the student council office, Crimson looks around at the surroundings, quickly analyzing it for any threats and escape routes.

Sona: Excuse me for being rude, but who are you?

Crimson: I'm Crimson Blitzkrieg,  and I would like to teach mythology classes at this prestigious academy. I believe that I have a solid resume to apply for this job.

Sloth hands Sona a folder containing the resume.

Sona: It seems that everything is in order. This is quite the impressive resume. You seem quite knowledgeable with every mythology there is.

Crimson: What can I say, mythology always interested me more than real life. And you would have to be an idiot to not realize what was going on around you.

Sona's eyes widen

Sona: What do you mean, 'going on around you'?

Lust: I think that it should be obvious, Ms Sitri.

Sona: Who are you really.
Blue magic circles point at the three

Crimson: I told you, I'm Crimson Blitzkrieg, a mere human with a larger amount of knowledge on the pantheons than most. The woman to my left is my assistant, Juliet Douglas, and the woman to my right in my fiance, Solaris.

Sloth: If you would kindly put down the magic circle, that would be prefered.

Lust: *mockingly* What kind of self respecting official would threaten a potential employee?

Crimson: Excuse my fiance, she happens to enjoy mocking those that agitate her. And please tell the rest of your student council to stop hiding, it's very rude.

the magic circle appears and the rest of the student council enters the room.

Crimson: See, isn't that better, now we can all speak face to face!

Sloth: Sir, please act more mature. You're applying for a job, remember?

The student council stares at the three cautiously. Even Saji, who suprisingly isn't even the slightest bit distracted by Lust.

Crimson: Did I mention that I get along well with teenagers?

Sona: If it'll get you to leave faster and let me get rid of this headache, you got the job. Just.....go talk to the principal, Zoeticus Gremory to confirm it.

Crimson: Will do!

Crimson, Sloth and Lust have infiltrated Kouh Academy. Things are gonna take a turn very quickly. So......I wanted to try out this writing style for this story. Tell me if it's good or not, please be honest.