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In the Dimensional gap

A blue skinned woman with white hair and an above average bust is floating around unconcious. A wormhole opens up and she floats through it

With Crimson

Crimson: Holy crap! Things are so boring lately!

Percy: Hey, you want to go to an arcade?

Crimson: Sure, why not?

Percy leaves the room, likely walking to the arcade, but as Crimson stands up to leave, a magic circle appears and deposits the woman from the dimensional gap right at his feet.

Crimson: What the fuck!?

The woman stirs slightly and winces in pain.

Crimson: Shit, do I really have to be a nice person so soon after last time? Screw it, Greed!

Greed teleports into the room

Greed: What's with the woman on the floor? Did you actually knock someone out and bring them here for shuts and giggles again?

Crimson: No! She just fell out of a magic circle right in from of me!

Greed: Well, I've never seen a race that has traits like hers before, so I'll have to believe you.

Crimson: What, you didn't before!

Greed: You lie more than a lawyer.

Crimson: That's a lie and you know it! Take it back you short fuck!

Greed: Fine, you don't lie more than a lawyer. Nobody can pull that off.

Crimson does a quick scan of the woman's condition

Crimson: HOLY SHIT! Her condition, it's beyond critical! No devil, angel, or fallen would be able how handle this level of injury! She's slowly fading! Pride, get the adrenaline, we're waking this bitch up!

Crimson stabs the adrenaline syringe into the woman's chest and injects it into her bloodstream

????: *gasps and wakes up* Gah! Who the hell are you?

Crimson: No time, you're dying of really bad internal bleeding, and I need to know if I am allowed to save you by using a stolen and reprogrammed piece of supernatural technology.

????: What? How can this be happening? Mira.... he- he betrayed me. How am I still here? He absorbed me.

Crimson: Have your crisis later, I need you to awnser the question!

????: *not really paying attention* I......I guess? I don't know. I'm still in shock.

Crimson: ill take that as a yes. This may sting a bit.

Crimson grabs one of the silver spheres with a 'B' on it and places it in the center of the woman's chest, between the woman's buxom chest

Crimson: What's your name?

????: My name is Towa.

Crimson: Okay. I, Crimson Satanas call upon you, Towa to rise higher above our opponents as a symbol of retribution. Together we will accomplish our goals and thrive in this cruel world!

The sphere sinks into the woman's chest as she continues mumbling to herself. She summons a staff around the same size as her with a gold point on each side.

Towa: Crimson......Satanas? Tell me, is there a Demon Realm in this world?

Crimson: I don't think so. If you're thinking of ruling it, I think it might be different that the one from wherever you're from. Also, what race are you? I myself am a Nephilim.

Towa: I'm the queen of the Demon Realm

Crimson: Uh, well. Now you're part Nephilim. It's the only cost for me healing you.

Towa: WHAT!?

4 pairs of silver wings sprout from her back, suprising her

Crimson: Hm, 8 wings. You're pretty strong!

Towa: I prefer creating over fighting.

Crimson: Are you a scientist? If you are, I know another scientist who's work would probably interest you.

Towa: I am a scientist. My crowning achievement was Mira, an android I created to help me complete my goals. Unfortunately, he got too powerful and became a battle maniac. In his lust for battle, he absorbed me and an egg from Toki-Toki. Apparently, he was defeated.

Crimson: Well, do you want to find out how to make 'Sacred Gears'? Because I'm sure that Azaezal would like a lab partner.

Towa: Who is this, Azaezal? Is he another Nephilim?

Crimson: Crap, I forgot that you aren't originally a part of this universe.

Crimson proceeds to explain the plot of this story to Towa. I'm way too fucking lazy to write it all.

Towa: So, Azaezal is a Fallen Angel that researches abilities given to people by the god in a religion based around a carpenter that clime to be the son of the god and died on a wooden cross for his outrageous claims?

Crimson: Pretty much. You know, when you say it like that, it makes the whole thing seem stupid.

Towa: So, if you reincarnated me using a set of Evil Pieces that you reprogrammed, then what piece did you use on me?

Crimson: I used a bishop. A bishop is known for their high reserves of magic. Though, when I think about it, each person I've reincarnated should be worth more than one piece. I think all of the pieces mutated when I reprogrammed them.

Towa: Would you mind stealing another set for me? I would like to see how they work.

Crimson: I'll leave a note for Envy. He's the androgynous bastard that looks like a walking palm tree. Now we can do what I initially planned.

Towa: What is that?

Crimson: Well, there's an abandoned church in the town of Kouh that has multiple fallen angels and stray exorcists. We, are going to break in kill a lot of them and keep these three alive.

Crimson throws a case file in front of Towa. She reads the file and looks at the three fargets.

Towa: Raynare, Kalawarner and Mittelt. What about the fourth picture, Dohnaseek?

Crimson: He's planning on stealing the Sacred Gear Twilight Healing from the Asia Argento. I believe that her picture is in the file. Either way, he's gonna die no matter what.

Towa: But I will be able to continue my research, correct?

Crimson: Eh, I really don't care what you do, just make sure not to get me, or yourself in trouble.

Crimson opens a teleportation circle and steps in, offering his hand to Towa

Crimson: Well, are you coming or not?

Towa: You go first, I can get there on my own.

Crimson: Okay, just remember, I want to see exactly how string you are.

Crimson teleports right outside the abandoned church. Towa appears next to him, floating while sitting on her staff

Crimson: Alright, I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty cool.

Towa: It's simple Ki minipulation that allows me to fly.

Crimson: It's time to get down to business.

Crimson enters the church and forms a spear out of silvery light

Crimson: Fallen Angels Raynare, Kalawarner and Mittelt. I, Crimson Blitzkrieg have come to bring you before the Grigori! Come quietly or I will be forced to inflict harm upon you!

Raynare comes up from a secret passage beneath the altar

Raynare: Who the hell i- Oh shit, it's you. I surrender, just, just please spare us.

Crimson: Okay, I'll stay up here and make sure that you don't get away while my friend here gathers up the others.

In the underground area

Dohnaseek is panicking and trying to get the ritual over with as fast as possible while Asia screams in pain on a wooden cross

Dohnaseek: Shit, Shit shit! How the hell did they know where to find us?

Kalawarner: Did you think that hiding in a church was really a smart idea?

Mittelt: I thought that an apartment would be easier to hide in than here.

Dohnaseek: Both of you shut up and send the exorcists up to deal with them.

Kalawarner: If you would listen to me, you would know that I can't find any of them, other than that revolting rapist, Freed. There's also an orb of shadows in the corner in the barracks

Pride enters the room, surrounded by his living shadows cast by the dim light of the ritual

Pride: That 'orb' is dangerous. And if you're not careful, you'll disappear like the exorcists.

Dohnaseek: What? A little boy? Mittelt! Deal with him!

Suddenly, two silver rings float out of Asia's chest and into Dohnaseek's

Dohnaseek: Finally! Unlimited power is finally in my hands!

Before he can turn to Pride, a golden spike bursts through his chest, the rings on the end of the spike

Kalawarner: WHAT THE HELL!?

Mittelt: Jesus Christ!

Pride: Who the hell are you?

Dohnaseek falls to the ground, dead. The spike goes out through his back, and he falls over to reveal Towa

Towa: I work with Crimson.

Towa grabs one of the rings that make up twilight healing and places it back into Asia's chest. She pockets the other without anyone noticing.

Towa: Now, you two will come with me and Crimson will bring you to the Grigori.

Crimson:*from upstairs* WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG! AM I REALLY GONNA HAVE TO HELP YOU WITH THIS

Towa: No, I have them!

Asia: *gasps and wakes up* Agh! W-what happened?

Towa looks down at Asia and comes up with a devious idea

Towa: God sent me here to save you from your death. All you have to do to be free from your chains is to take my hand.

As Towa holds her hand out, a dark rippling letter 'd' appears in her hand, surrounded by purple light

Towa: Just take my hand and all your dreams will come true.