Heaven

Palutena is walking around with Pit and Gabriel

Gabriel: Your father had made beings before us Seraphs. The Nephilim. They were the perfect balance of light and dark. He created three, but all of them disappeared at different times. The first two went missing before the Great War. They were Azriel and Lilith if my memory is correct.

Palutena: And who was the last one?

Pit: It was Satan, wasn't it? The first creation of God.

Gabriel: Correct. In fact, Satan and Lilith had been in a relationship with each other for a while before she went missing. It's a shame that the churches depict him as the ultimate evil. He was a rather nice fellow.

Palutena: So, my father created these beings that were the ultimate balance, but he ended up replacing them with the Archangels.

Gabriel: Yes, but I wonder why he stopped at three.

Pit: Maybe he was afraid. I'm sorry Lady Palutena and Lady Gabriel, but what if Lilith had had children, and God was scared that they would surpass him, so he banished her from heaven.

Palutena: That makes sense, I know that he wasn't the ultimate good, as the Christians depict him. The Old Testimate is proof enough

Gabriel: True, I believe that there are still two Nephilim left alive. Shall I call them here, Lady Palutena?

Palutena: That would be greatly appreciated, Gabriel.

Crimson's base

Crimson is lounging around, his Heretic Champions out, doing their own things. He suddenly feels a slight buzzing in the back of his head

Crimson: The fuck is that? Is....is that Gabriel? What the fuck is she calling me for? If this is some meeting about making peace with the devils, Imma be pissed, because none of them do their jobs well. Except for Serafall.

Crimson opens a teleportation circle to heaven and steps through

????

A young woman with purple hair and amber eyes feels a bussing in the back of her head

????: I wonder what Gabriel's calling me for. Though, if I feel this, then he likely also feels it. Cousin, I'm coming.

She opens a teleportation circle and steps through.

Heaven

As Crimson and the woman step through their circles they notice Palutena, Pit, and each other

Crimson: Um, Gabriel, who the fuck is next to me, and who is that woman next to you? Her energy is more powerful than even mine.

???: Who the hell are you? You're energy is at the same level as mine. And you, next to Gabriel, you look Greek, but you have Holy magic coursing through you. Just who are you?

Palutena: I'm glad you asked. My name is Lady Palutena, Goddess of light, and daughter of Hera and God. May I ask who you two are?

Both Nephilim's jaws drop at the news before they regain their composure

???: I'm Crystal. An awesome Nephilim, created by Satanas and I have the power of Annihilation and holy light. I happen to be a successful bounty hunter.

Crimson: Crimson Satanas, half-Nephilim and great grandson of Satan. I have the counter Longinus known as Schrodinger's Cat. I wield the Primordial Power of Darkness and the normal holy light wielded by angels

Pit: I'm Pit, I was created by la-

Crimson: Yeah, yeah, pipsqueak. You're her first creation, but I'm guessing that you're flawed and aren't as powerful as the Angels created by God.

Pit sighs in exasperation, while Palutena shakes her head, smiling. Gabriel just frowns

Gabriel: Crimson, please show some respect for the daughter of God. She is the only one that can properly use God's system without any srawbacks.

Crimson: *sarcastically* She can either follow in her father's footsteps and try to take over the Supernatural sorld, or she could possibly rewrite some parts of it, being that she has that power. Thank the surviving gods that She is clearly different from her power-hungry father.

A prison of light appears around Crimson

Crystal: Ooooh, should've kept your mouth shut.

Crimson: Quiet, this'll be easy to escape.

The ears of Schrodinger's cat appears on Crimson's head as a smirk appears on his face

Crimson: Well, this won't be as hard as you would think.

Crimson evaporates and appears behind Pit

Crimson: RAH!

Pit: AAAAAGH!

Crimson rolls on the floor, laughing while Palutena glares at Crimson, Gabriel shakes her head in dissapointment, and Crystal chuckles

Gabriel: Crimson, I know that you can not Fall, but do you have to scare him half to death?

Crystal: I thought it was kind of funny. I mean, who doesn't love a bit of emotional sadism?

Crimson: Most Angels. Because, you know. They'll Fall if they do. It's essentially torture. And torture goes against the word of the long dead God.

Palutena: Can we please move along. I would like to possibly do my job today.

Crimson: Go ahead. I'm not stopping you.

Crystal: Technically you are.

Crimson: I didn't ask you for your opinion.

Palutena sighs, irritated and starts up The System. A golden glow spreads throughout the room as Palutena goes through it and makes minor changes to any bad ideas implemented

Crimson: I feel like my job is done. So, bye!

Crimson teleports away after flipping everyone off

Gabriel: Every time he shows up, I have to contemplate whether or not to risk Falling just to beat him into the ground.

Crystal: Huh, you would think that the Archangels would Fall with less effort. You can think violent thoughts without Falling. You're wings didn't even flicker

Gabriel: What? But whenever an Angel has a violent thought, their wings flicker as they think it.

Palutena: You're welcome. I lightened the restrictions placed on the Angels and Seraphs. You can have violent thoughts, and punish the unchangeable sinners, but not harm an innocent of any race. Also, you can.... make love, as long as you do not let the lust control you.

Gabriel and Palutena blush once the latter mentions procreation, while Crystal just shakes her head at the demeanor of the two.

Kouh Academy Pool

Crimskn appears in the shadows between changing tents and watches as Rias and Akeno argue on who Issei would rub lotion on

Crimson: These bitches don't know what'll hit 'em!

Crimson unleashes a burst of wind large enough to push the two devils into the pool, which Crimson cooled to 35 °F

Rias: GAAH!

Akeno: COLD!

They both shoot out of the pool, shivering. Crimson starts laughing htsterically and teleports away

Sorry for the shorter chapter, but as compensation, I'll show a picture of my broken clavicle