Apprehending Manfred Von Karma
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William Birkin: I've uploaded the surroundings to your Solid Scanners. Good luck, guys.
Me: Thanks, Dr. Birkin. Piec'a'cake!
Von Karma: They took the bait. Excellent. Those fools have no idea they're walking into a trap! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 'Mad Bomber', are you ready to place the bomb?
Tonate: Affirmative, Von Karma! Everything going well over on your end, 'Karma's Whip'?
Fransizka: Everything's good on my end, 'Mad Bomber'. How about you, 'Evidence Destroyer'?
Von Karma: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Fransizka: Sorry...
(Meanwhile...)
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InfiniteTheEdge: Where are they?!
Risky: I can't wait to kick some Von Karma ass!
Me: Vait...Something doesn't feel right...(Sees Lightsaber Whip from MY right side) It's a trap!
Admiral Ackbar (Pops up straight outta NOWHERE): WELL, DUH!
Fransizka: *laughs like a female antagonist* Well, well. Looks like we have a pirate slut, a brat king, and a foul jackal in our territory! (Ignites whip)
Tonate: Indeed we do, darling! (Ignites lightsaber)
(They hear three train whistles at the same time, then look at us)
All three: YOU FUCKING WOT, MATE?!?!?! (Ignites their lightsabers)
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Me: You distract Fransizka and Tonate! I'll deal vith Manfred!
(At the top...)
Me: Off course YOU off all people vould ruin our pet show! Your reign of terror ends NOW!
Von Karma: (Ignites lightsaber) BRING IT!
("Star Wars, Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith" reference here)
Von Karma: (Locked in a lightsaber power struggle, I look at Risky and Mitch) Assistance or not, you must realize you are...DOOMED!
Me: Oh, I don't think so. (Force Pushes Manfred away)
(Later...At the helicopter's landing pad)
William Birkin: HOLY SHIT!
Me: (Tears open Manfred's chest, exposing his heart)
Von Karma: (Tries to stab me)
Me: (Fires five rounds into Manfred's chest, he collapses from overheating) So unciffilized...
(The pet show is continued)
Toadsworth: And the winner is...Antasma and "Hades"!
Me: We won, buddy! How do you feel about that?
Hades: (Barks happily)
Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!
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