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Apprehending Manfred Von Karma

https://youtu.be/O-AF8p_uW-U

William Birkin: I've uploaded the surroundings to your Solid Scanners.  Good luck, guys.

Me: Thanks, Dr. Birkin.  Piec'a'cake!


Von Karma: They took the bait.  Excellent.  Those fools have no idea they're walking into a trap! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 'Mad Bomber', are you ready to place the bomb?

Tonate: Affirmative, Von Karma!  Everything going well over on your end, 'Karma's Whip'?

Fransizka: Everything's good on my end, 'Mad Bomber'.  How about you, 'Evidence Destroyer'?

Von Karma: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Fransizka: Sorry...

(Meanwhile...)

https://youtu.be/lwuIAlUM35I

InfiniteTheEdge: Where are they?!

Risky: I can't wait to kick some Von Karma ass!

Me: Vait...Something doesn't feel right...(Sees Lightsaber Whip from MY right side)  It's a trap!

Admiral Ackbar (Pops up straight outta NOWHERE): WELL, DUH!

Fransizka: *laughs like a female antagonist* Well, well.  Looks like we have a pirate slut, a brat king, and a foul jackal in our territory! (Ignites whip)

Tonate: Indeed we do, darling! (Ignites lightsaber)

(They hear three train whistles at the same time, then look at us)

All three: YOU FUCKING WOT, MATE?!?!?! (Ignites their lightsabers)

https://youtu.be/x7o9odk9Agg

Me: You distract Fransizka and Tonate!  I'll deal vith Manfred!

(At the top...)

Me: Off course YOU off all people vould ruin our pet show!  Your reign of terror ends NOW!

Von Karma: (Ignites lightsaber) BRING IT!

("Star Wars, Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith" reference here)

Von Karma: (Locked in a lightsaber power struggle, I look at Risky and Mitch) Assistance or not, you must realize you are...DOOMED!

Me: Oh, I don't think so.  (Force Pushes Manfred away)

(Later...At the helicopter's landing pad)

William Birkin: HOLY SHIT!

Me: (Tears open Manfred's chest, exposing his heart)

Von Karma: (Tries to stab me)

Me: (Fires five rounds into Manfred's chest, he collapses from overheating) So unciffilized...

(The pet show is continued)

Toadsworth: And the winner is...Antasma and "Hades"!

Me: We won, buddy!  How do you feel about that?

Hades: (Barks happily)

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!

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