^ i want to break my phone now. ANYWAYS ON WITH THE CRINGE AS CHAPTER!
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Peter
Hey guys! :D

guys?!

GUYS I GOT NEWS!

your my only friends
ಠ_ಠ

Ms. Spy
sorry pete we were busy but we are free now

what's the news?

Mr. Kidnapper
come on kid tell us!

Mr. Green
i'm here

what's the news?

Peter
well now that your all here

i'm going to try out for an internship at SI!!

i'm so exited

i've always wanted to go there and work there maybe i'll see Tony Stark!

nah he'd be to busy...

it's still cool though!

Mr. Kidnapper
woah kid your rambling on text

but what school do you go to?

Mr. Green
you can't just ask a kid you don't know in real life what school he goes to!

Peter
that is true... but i have a feeling they are going to find out anyway so-

but i go to Midtown

it's quite nice there except from fl-

nevermind...

Ms. Spy
except from who?

are you being bullied pete?

pete?

Peters  POV
oh shit! i nearly just revealed that i'm getting bullied...that wouldn't of ended well knowing that they've become quite protective of me.

Peter
yeah?

sorry i had to do something for my aunt...

Ms. Spy
ok мало-паук

Mr. Kidnapper
what does that mean?

NAT COME ON I DON'T KNOW RUSSIAN!

Peter
b r u h

i know Russian

wHy did you give me that nickname. wHy

if i'm мало-паук then your мама паук

Ms. Spy
i'm alright with that мало-паук

Mr. Green
when are you signing up?

Peter
i'm signing up...tomorrow

YES IM SO EXCITED!

i really hope i get in!

i mean- like working in the labs would be awesome!

Ms. Spy
i'm making a group chat with the others

Ms. Spy added Birdman, Bucket, Capsicle, Thunder and 3 others.

Birdman
SO IS THIS WHY YOUR ON YOUR PHONE SO MUCH!

Bucket
what is this? and why am i named 'bucket'

Capsicle
yeah and who's 'peter'

Ms. Spy
peter is our friend that we've been texting

we named you that so he doesn't know your real name

so yeah this is a group chat

Sonic
wait how old is he? is he online

I MUST KNOW WHO PETER IS

Peter
i'm peter!

nice to meet you all

but what are you genders for reasons

Sonic
male

Capsicle
male

Bucket
male

Scarlett
female :)

Birdman
i'm male as well

Thunder
WHY ARE WE SAYING OUR GENDERS?!

BUT IM MALE&:!,£;8:!:&/&:

Wings
i'm just gonna teach him how to use a phone

and i'm male

Peter
thanks guys!

Peter has changed Bucket's and 6 others names

Mr. Bucket
can i keep him?

he's to precious

Mr. Sonic
I WANT TO KEEP THIS CINNAMON ROLL

Ms. Spy
i think we all want him but now peter has met all

or nearly all

Mr. Thunder
i can use a phone now.

can i add my brother to this chat?

Ms. Scarlett
Thunder- no

Peter
i wanna talk to his brother as well!

Mr Thunder added snek

Snek
what is this?

Ms. Spy
read the chat dumbo

dumbo*

WHO PUT THIS SETTING ON?

MR CAPSICLE!

Mr. Capsicle
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

Peter
...

nice to meet you Mr. Snek!

Mr. Snek
..can i keep him?

Mr. Kidnapper
i mean i think we all want him but i was not expecting you to-

Mr. Snek
i do have a heart you know

i just don't show that often

Peter
you remind me of someone...

Ms. Spy
who does he remind you of?

Peter
Loki, God of Mischief

like when there was a battle in New York you could easily tell that he was being controlled

i just think he's misunderstood like the Winter Soldier! he got brainwashed by HYDRA but he didn't ask for it

i just think Loki and the Winter Soldier are misunderstood by people you cant help being controlled thats why they're one of the people i look up to!

we all make mistakes but we can fix them no matter how bad they are.

Mr. Thunder
my brother is now crying

Mr. Birdman
damn that was...deep

but don't worry about snek he's made many mistakes so he finds that really..nice

Mr. Bucket
that was beautiful.

i want him.

PLEASE!!!!!!

Mr. Sonic
where do you live i'm taking you

Ms. Scarlett
YOU CANT JUST KIDNAP PEOPLE!

Peter
..you all seem really nice but i don't think my aunt would appreciate that much...

*skipping to the next day*

Nat's POV
I really hope Peter gets the internship. i really want to meet him! I hear shuffling in the vents, Clint's at it AGAIN. "CLINT I SWEAR TO GOD..." before i finished my sentence Clint dropped down

"Sorry Tasha but i wanted to see if Tony would give Peter the internship!" I sign. Clint, as well with the rest of the group, have grown very fond of Peter.

Peters POV
Apparently instead of signing up for the internship we signed up for a test. It was
one to get the internship but the questions were to easy (A/N: alright smartass) After i finished the test, in like 20 minutes. I handed it in and everyone stared at me

I walked out the classroom we did the test in and rushed home. "Aunt May! I'm home!" i shouted to make sure she could hear me well enough. May rushed in "How was school, was it good? did you apply for the internship? i know you really wanted to! your so gonna get chosen your so smart!" she kept rambling on.

*time skip brought to you by dr strange cause why the fuck not ;) *

Tonys POV
Today i was getting a new intern to see how it would work out, I wanted to pick Peters but i didn't know what one was his. I picked Peter Parker's because this boy is smart, not like smart but smart smart. He will definitely do here.

Peter
GUYS MY RESULTS FOR THE INTERNSHIP CAME!

Ms. Spy
That's awesome Pete!

was the test hard?

Mr. Green
we work with Tony Stark so we got to help make the test

Peter
YOU WORK WITH TONY STARK?! THATS AWESOME!

but that test was easy. i was done within 20 mins

i'm opening it

Mr. Kidnapper
did you get in?

Mr. Snek
i bet he did

Mr. Sonic
this cinnamon roll had to get in!

he's so pure!

Mr. Bucket
Peter...?

PETER

Mr. Capsicle
he's probably still reading it.

Peter
i finished reading it

Ms. Spy
did you get in?!

Ms. Scarlett
i bet he did he's so smart

Peter
i didn't get in...

Everyone
WHAT?! HOW YOUR SO SMART!

Peter
IM JOKING

I GOT IN IM SO HAPPY

probably the happiest i've been in a while...

ANYWAY i start Monday!

Mr. Kidnapper
i'm glad you got in!

Mr. Snek
i bet your smarter than Tony Stark himself

Ms. Spy
i'm so proud of you мало-паук

Peter
thanks guys! i cant wait to start!

but i need to go now

bye!

Tonys POV
i'm so glad Peter got in and now i know him which is good. He will be great here i already know it!

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Yes Pietros alive! ITS A MIRACLE!

i hope you liked this chapter

cya peeps