Sour puss, no laughs, frownsalot and no toons ever... Just my luck in life I guess being my old man's little gal.

Oh, whom am I? You're all wondering, huh? Well......... The name is Valiant, Y/n Valiant. I'm twenty five now and I'm a well-known toon detective just like my pop until my uncle was murdered by a toon.

Pops and I fought like cats and dogs when pops told me that we'd not longer be working for the toons for five years of my life, I hated it!

I LOVE THE TOONS!

So, I left the office that held my pops, uncle's and my own name on the office's door to live with my step mom Dolores for a bit before renting out my own office in my old building began working for toons no matter what.

I went to the Ink & Paint club now and then to see Betty and mix drinks as well moonlight as a singer since I was twenty at least til one R.K. Maroon called for Valiant up to the studio where I met one of my favorite toons, Roger Rabbit himself again and my old man after five long years.

Oh boy, what mess have I gotten into now?

But we're not there yet just yet so, Lights........Music........Booze........Teasing..........Toons..........It's Showtime.....

It was right before the Ink & Paint Club opened up for another night, the toons whom staffed the club, performed there and more filled up the building while a short red headed handsome young man clothed in red sequin tux with a set light plum purple gloves on his hand sat beside an older woman version of the young man but sultry beautiful. This woman was the seductive toon woman herself; Jessica Rabbit and her son was the one and only Jasper Rabbit. The pair sat down at a table as the crows from Dumbo began playing music throughout the club nothing new until the man's human ears shifted into long red furred rabbit ears perking up as he heard a classic film noir voice singing out.

???: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone~

The sounds of heels clicked against the stages floor as the curtains separate to reveal a young woman the same age as the red headed man. This woman wearing a deep red flapper dress decorated with black and white beading, her (short/medium/long) hair with a black beaded hair band, her voluptuous lips were painted a shiny ruby red, her e/c eyes held a light gray smokey eyeshadow style.

???: But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it. Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of, You better watch how ya talking and where ya walking, Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk~

The young man's blue eyes expanded to the size of hubcaps at what he was seeing as his rabbit ears shot up straight into the air while hearing the woman's singing voice. The woman slowly twirled herself to the center stage to stop at the end as her silver heels gleamed under the stage lights.

???: I really hate to trip but I gotta loc'
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kind of G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the street light~

Her e/c eyes looked over at the toon man her age before smirking coyly making the man's rabbit ears droop onto the table while he shook his head rapidly making his eyes go back to normal. The woman carefully stepped off the stage and walked around the tables singing while the other toons smiled at her.

???: Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise

The woman walked towards Jessica's and her son Jasper's table before leaning down to move her forefinger against the toon man sharp lower jaw to look at her. The toon man gulped deeply as he looked into her e/c eyes as she sang out.

???: Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasing dreams~
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool~

Soon the toon's man jaw nearly dropped onto the floor when the woman sat down onto his lap to trail her pale tanned skin fingers throughout the toon man's silky red locks while singing.

???: Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm living my life do-or-die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-four?
The way things is going, I don't know~
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

???: Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise

The woman slowly bent down and picked up the man's lower jaw to push it back into place before getting off of his lap to lean against his shoulders then slowly walked back towards the stage singing.

???: Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin'
What's going on in the kitchen? But I don't know what's cookin'~

???: They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck, fool~

Once the woman was again on stage she slowly took off her beaded headband while singing. She slowly held up the headband and tossed it up into the air only for it to land onto Jessica's and her son's table directly in front of the man's hands. The spotlight focuses onto her while she began walking back to the main stage to finish up her song.

???: Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise

???: Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?~

Right before the curtains closed, she sent a wink towards the toon man. The young toon man quickly grabbed hold of the woman's head band while hearts circled his head paired with a lovestruck smile on his face.

Betty: "I see that the baby rabbit is smitten with the newest hire, Y/n Valiant. Sweet little girl only twenty now working as a new toon detective with her father and uncle." She said honestly smiling happily as Jessica looked over at her friend then the two older toon women look at the young man whom was leaning against the table with a lady killer smile on his face.

Jessica: "It would seem, Betty." She said as the young woman from before walked out of the stage area now in her detective clothes to toss her fedora onto her head. "Go talk to her, baby bunny." She told her son whom quickly ran off leaving a heart behind in smoke.

Y/n Valiant pulled her black leather gloves up tightly under her power suit sleeves then her fedora til her right hand was took hold of gently. Her e/c eyes looked up to see the toon man whom she teased during her preview showing for the club which she got hired immediately for not only her performance but her connections to highly respected toons; Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse and much more.

Y/n: "Hello there, can I help you?" She asked before the man held her gloved hand to his lips to kiss it softly. "Charmer, I see. Well I can't stay long so here but a bit of knowledge here. I think you'd look cuter with longer hair." She said while handing the man a card to smile at him as she ran off towards her uncle and father waiting for her outside to the robbery of the first national bank of Toontown.

The man looked down at the card to see written on a pale pink cursive: Y/n Valiant Toon Detective of Valiant, Valiant and Valiant.

????: "Oh, Y/n Valiant, I'll be keeping an eye on you little bunny and one day. I am going be your Rabbit Daddy~" He cooed in a smooth yet husky voice laced a deep primal growl before moving his short bangs aside. "Longer hair, huh?" He questioned to himself before walking back towards his mother while placing the card into his inside tux jacket.

((Mother & Son))

((THIS STORY DOESN'T OFFICIALLY START TIL AFTER FEBRUARY 14TH!!))