Sunday, 3:00 P.M.

Rude Boy

Me:

Rude Boy:
Again a wrong send?

Me:
No. I am not an idiot. Duh.
That was funny.

Rude Boy:
You know what's funny?

Not you. So shut up!

Me:
I guess someone's humour
is in their knee caps

Rude Boy:
At least I have it.

Me:
How does it matter, it isn't
a good one anyway.

Rude Boy:
*Rolls eyes*

Me:
Keep rolling maybe you
find your brain back there.

Rude Boy:
Sorry to disappoint my
brain shuts itself down
when it intercepts bullshit
like you.

Me:
Why do we always end
up in a roasting battle?

Rude Boy:
Now that you don't have
a reply, you are changing
topics. Hah.

Me:
Do I really need to reply
to a person like you?

Rude Boy:
You don't even know me.

Me:
Neither do you

Rude Boy:
I don't even need to.

Me:
Oh bro I-

Rude Boy:
I ain't your mama

Me:
Yeah cause I am the
mommy  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rude Boy:
You wish? Daddy's lil
princess?

Me:
I was never Daddy's lil princess.

So, I won't be in future too.

Rude Boy:
Let's see 👀

Me:
Sure why not. Babyboy.

Rude Boy:
I am not babyboy

Me:
Yeah cause you are rude boy

Rude Boy:
You've really got me
like that?

Me:
Absolutely

Rude Boy:
Idc anyway

Me:
Neither do I

Rude Boy:
Then why do you
even have my number
saved?

Me:
Why do you have mine?

Rude Boy:
I haven't

Me:
Caught in a lie~

Rude Boy:
I haven't really.
Why would I?

Me:
Then how do you know
it's me?

Rude Boy:
I just know by the way
of speaking and a
subconscious memorization
of your contact number.

Me:

Rude Boy:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me:
Whatever.

What's your age tho?

Rude Boy:
Why?

Me:
Just random question

Rude Boy:
Did I ask yours?

Me:
Maybe because
"Your brain shuts itself
down in front of me"

That sounded kinda
romantic NGL

Rude Boy:

Me:
From when is "fuck"
"Dumb"?

Rude Boy:
I think because when
someone is fucking, they
are not in their damned
senses. So that's dumb

Me:
Ooh. You seem quite
knowledgeable

Rude Boy:
Yeah you seem like
you are still a virgin

Me:

Rude Boy:
Whatever

Me:
Don't tell me you did not
laughed.

Rude Boy:
I didn't

Me:
I said that don't tell me

Rude Boy:
Sorry not sorry

Me:

Rude Boy:
Where do you even
find it?

Me:
That's funny now

Rude Boy:
Your humour is as high as
this statue's legs.

Me:
Did your parents taught
you to pay for things you
broke?

Rude Boy:
Yes?

Me:

Full payment in cash pls

Rude Boy:
...

Me:
You don't really have to
hide that you laughed yk?

Rude Boy:
I didn't

Me:
Smh

Bye anyway

Rude Boy:
Bye.