Thursday, 12:56 P.M.

Rude Boy

Rude Boy:
I am sorry again.

Me:
Look who has decided
to unblock me.

Rude Boy:
I was embarassed

Me:
And suddenly you are not?

Rude Boy:
I just came to apologise

Me:
Wow that's pretty cool.

Say and do things and
then say sorry.

I mean yeah it's called
a magic word but that
doesn't really work that way.

Rude Boy:
What the fuck is wrong
with you? I was apologizing
politely!

Me:
You blocked me!!

Rude Boy:
I don't even know you!

Me:
But I cared for you

Rude Boy:
I never asked.

Me:
Yeah right.
Fine, it's okay.

Bye

Rude Boy:
Bye

Thursday, 4:50 P.M.

Rude Boy

Rude Boy:
I don't really care but
I just wanna tell you
it's no use being angry
and ruining your day
over a person
who doesn't give a fuck
about you.

Me:
Oh. But you do. 😏

Rude Boy:
Huh?

Me:
You cared. Hahaha. 😂

Rude Boy:
You seem all fine.

I did it for nothing.

Me:
Yeah I am not overdramatic.

I could have been
like...

"How dare you talk to me.
Don't you see, I care for you.
I didn't ate my chocolate
pastry to talk to you and you didn't
even talk to me nicely!

Am I that bad?"

Rude Boy:
Haha lol

Me:
Or...

"Don't ever talk to me.
You blocked me and you
have the guts to come back
to me. Hell no. I am not
a person you can use any
time you want to."

Rude Boy:
😂😂

Me:
Or

"Oh my God. I cannot
believe you unblocked
me. I thought we were
never talking again. I felt
so pathetic. Thank you for
trusting me again. Thank
you."

Rude Boy:
😂😂

Ykw? You are overdramatic!

Me:

Rude Boy:
Obviously. I am
not letting you fuck me
anyway.

Me:
Dude, do I look like
a person who is interested
in a cinnamon roll?

Hell nah

Rude Boy:
Oh well damn. You
don't know but you are interested
in me. So, cheers to your
ignorance.

Me:
How does it feel?

Rude Boy:
What?

Me:
Living in dreams?

Rude Boy:
Ask yourself, you must
be knowing better.

Me:
It feels like a personal
attack when most of
the time, I literally
am daydreaming.

Rude Boy:
What can I say? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:
See, it's not really difficult
to talk to people

Rude Boy:
I never thought it was
difficult. I just didn't
want to waste my time.

Me:

Bye then

Rude Boy:
I didn't mean to offend
you.

Me:
You think it doesn't hurt?
Each day of my life, I think
I could at least gain a word
of appreciation from you but
you slide my existence as
we slide useless notifications.

Do you think I am that extra
pizza crust you can leave?
It hurts to be the crust. I just
wanted to be a cheesecake.

Rude Boy:
You wanted to be a what??

Me:
Sorry I just went into flow
and my flow is cheesecake.

On that note, do you wanna
buy me cheesecake?

Rude Boy:
Okay, since I wanted to
apologise.

Me:
What? Really? I was just
joking.

Rude Boy:
I am serious. Where do
you live.

Me:
Geumjeong

Rude Boy:
That's in Busan if I am
not wrong.

Me:
Yeah you're right.

You're from?

Rude Boy:
Seoul.

Me:
Oh you're a seoullite!
Reasons your rudeness.

Rude Boy:
Why do you suppose so?

Me:
Idk I feel like people from
bigger towns are rude.

Rude Boy:
I am from Daegu though...

Me:
Oh. Reasons your savagery.

Rude Boy:
And why do you suppose that!?

Me:
Since Min Yoongi is from there.

Rude Boy:
...

Who's your bias?

Me:
What a tough question!

I am mostly an OT7
but... Hoseok!!!

Rude Boy:
Oh

Me:
What about you???

Rude Boy:
I'm the one I should love

Me:
Jin?

Rude Boy:
No. Yoongi.

Me:
That's Jin's song epiphany!

Rude Boy:
Is it? 👀

Me:
Looks like you have
just entered the fandom?

Rude Boy:
I think.

Coming back to your cheesecake.

Me:
No need. I'll be killed
if I eat that.

Rude Boy:
Why? I won't poison it,
maybe.

Me:
Lmao. I am on a diet rn.
😪😪

Rude Boy:
I see. Then it's your wish.
Good luck.

Me:
Thenk you. I needed
that.

By the way... Your name?

Rude Boy:
Just take me as a fellow
army. I am not particularly
comfortable with sharing
my details.

Me:
It's fine by me.

Rude Boy:
Really?

Me:
Yup. Even I don't tell
my name to anyone.

Rude Boy:
You don't? Why?

Me:
Just because.

Rude Boy:
You did tell me though.

Me:
I thought you were that
jerkface Suho.

But for you info, your name
in my contact list is
'Rude Boy'
If you ever want it to change,
you can just tell me your name.
😉😉

Rude Boy:
Yah??

That's not fair!

Hey? Wtf? Are you leaving like that?

Wow. Why am I even
texting?

Hey??

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