Monday, 6:05 A.M.

Ryuk

Me:
Hey hey hey.
I wanna ask something.

Wake up or I'll forget

Heyyy

Mr sleepyhead

Mr bear

Are you hibernating??

It's not winter tho.

Ryuk:
What the fuck is
wrong with you!!!

Me:
I am intrigued. If that's wrong
then I don't know what's
right.

Ryuk:
Why do people live?! 😭😭

Get lost. I need my
✨ Beauty sleep ✨

Me:
🖕🖕

Tell me one thing.

Ryuk:
What mf?

Me:
Does the emotions we feel
in a dream count.

Like if we are happy in a dream.
Does that count? I mean the
happiness - does that count???

Ryuk:
Huh?

Me:
Tell me.

Ryuk:
I guess

Me:

Ryuk:
Don't disturb me. I need
to sleep. Get lost.

Me:

Ryuk:
I hate you.

Me:

Ryuk:
...

Fuck, I cannot sleep
now.

Me:
Not my fault.
Bye bye. Have a good sleep 😘

Ryuk:
You can't imagine how
much I hate you. Like
I would just fight with
you rn

Me:
Ok, my lips on yours, fighting
for dominance.

Ryuk:
Didn't realise a text could
make me wanna puke.

Me:
😂😂
Thats what we call love
violence. It's not hate. But
not love either. Like hate love.

Have you heard about
hate sex?

Ryuk:
I didn't ask to hear unholy
things in the morn.

Me:
Intimacy is not unholy.
Yeah but the context I am
using it is unholy.

Like anything with you is
unholy.

Ryuk:
Weren't you the one who
was asking for hate kiss?

Me:
It's not like I'll ever do it.
So, whatever.

Ryuk:
You're wild.

Me:
I like a wildflower more than
roses. It needs no servant
to brush the dust off her petals.
She stands bare, dust settles
on her. Inspite of it, she easily
maintains her own beautiful
cleanliness.

Ryuk:
You are so unpredictable.
Are you even sane?

Me:
No. But I am funny. Lmao.

Ryuk:
Who said you're funny?
You're just irritating.

Me:
I am funny to myself. I
can laugh for hours on
myself and my jokes.

(No self hate tho)

Ryuk:
That doesn't count.

Me:
Do we really need people's
affirmation?

Ryuk:
No but still...

Like we live in a society
and there are certain rules
we have to abide by.

Me:
I don't live in a "society".
I live in my head.

Ryuk:
It must be dark there.

Me:
...what?

Ryuk:
You seem lonely

I didn't realise why. Why my heart was beating so loud and violent. Like something he said, I thought wasn't noticeable. Like he was cradling my heart in his hands.

Me:
Me? Lonely? Hah.

I am dancing on Maria Pitaché.
You think?

Ryuk:
Seems like a lie.

Me:
Why would I lie?? 😂

Ryuk:
Yeah right. I am overthinking.
Maybe because someone
woke me up for some stupid
question.

What can we expect from you!

Me:
Btw you are from ent
industry. Like from acting,
singing, dancing... What exactly?

Ryuk:
Why do you suppose
I would tell you?

Me:
👉👈

Ryuk:
How does your joining
fingers affect my decision?

Me:

Ryuk:
😂😂

Me:
Bye 😒

Ryuk:
Music industry.

Me:
🔥🔥

I love you. 💜💜

Ryuk:
...what?

Me:
I mean you told me
where you work. You
know that requires trust.

That means you trust me.

Ryuk:
Your turn. Which form
of media do you work for?

Me:
You trust me doesn't necessarily
mean that I do too. 😂😂

Ryuk:
Rude 😒😒

Me:
😂😂

Ryuk:
Get lost for nth time.

Me:
I write editorials.

For a few newspapers and
e-books.

Ryuk:
Oh.

Me:
Love me, love me.
Say that you love me.💜~

Ryuk:
I hate you, YK that right?

Me:
No you don't.
Caught in a lie~

Ryuk:
Why would I like you
anyway?

Me:
Because
~I am a king
I am a boss~

Ryuk:
~I am the one I should
love~

Me:
But...
~You are the cause of
my euphoria~

Ryuk:
~How you dare
How you dare
How you dare~

Me:
~I am so sick of
this fake love~

Ryuk:
~You know it all
You're my best friend~

Me:
HOLD ON.
i am your bestfriend?

Ryuk:
No but you know that
I don't like you.

Me:
But...
~Love you so bad
Love you so bad~

Ryuk:
Do you like... Really saying
this?

Me:
No

Ryuk:
Ok then

Me:
You wish? 😂😂

Ryuk:
No

Me:
Good because that wish
would never come true

Ryuk:
I can't even think of
It. Like me and you. Ew.

Me:
That rhymed lmao.
Byeeee

Ryuk:
Bye

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(A/N : Double update because we reached 1K. Thanks everyone 🥳💜)