Thursday, 1:30 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:
Jee? Look I tried to
stay away from you
because I thought that
would cut out her impact
in my life.

But it didn't really work
actually, it made me
guilty instead. And I started
thinking more about her.

I'm kinda apologetic.

Me:
Oh. I have an idea.

Ryuk:
Hm?

Me:
Why not just block everyone
whose name is Jee?

Or basically why not
kill every Jee that exists?

Ryuk:
...

Me:
Look mister, you willingly
broke ties with me.

I have no intention in
keeping up the conversation
any more.

Sorry.

Ryuk:
You don't have to be
sorry. It was my fault anyway.

Me:
At least you know.

Ryuk:
At least forgive me and
then I won't bother you.

Me:
I love how everything is
about you and not me.

Like, it's your wish when
you block me or drunk call
me or be rude and when
you suddenly feel like...

Hey that's kinda triggering
my guilty conscience. Lets
just apologise and get myself
out. Wow man you surely
are something.

Ryuk:
It really wasn't like that.
You are literally putting me
in such a bad light.

Me:
Well, you are in the 'bad'
light for me.

I think I know why she
left you.

Ryuk:
...

Me:
Sorry sorry..fuck I didn't
really mean it I was just
angry.

Fucking hell shit

Sorry.

Brooooo

Sorry I said.

I really don't mean it I swear.
I swear upon BTS. I really
hate your ex.

Ryuk:
It's fine. But believe me Jee,
you're always responsible
for your words no matter
how you feel.

And I guess you don't really
wanna talk to me

So, bye.

Me:
Fuckin hell! You think you
can act all soft and gain all
sympathy? Bro, you deliberately
blocked me for a fucking
week.

And why? Oh your beautiful
reason. "Your name hurts"

So, yeah bye to you too.

Ryuk:
Fucking listen to me.

Me:
I don't want to.

Incoming call : Ryuk
Accept / Decline

[I-]

[FUCKING LISTEN TO
ME MOTHERFUCKER.]

[Th- that's aggressive-]

[YOU UNDERSTAND?]

[Y-Yeah]

[Good]

Call ended

Ryuk:
Now listen to me.

Me:
Can't. You just broke
my eardrum.

Ryuk:
That's what you get
when you piss me off.

Literally him repeating what I did? How can he make me laugh when I was really so pissed off at him?

Me:
Aren't you like
always pissed off?

Ryuk:
I am just pissed off when
I am with you

Me:
There we go with my regular
insults. Anything else mf?

Ryuk:
I missed you.

Me:
What? 😳

Ryuk:
I am sorry that I became
selfish and ruined our
friendship.

Me:
We are friends?

Ryuk:
Obviously

Me:
Wao. I can now die in
peace. Satan kill me now.

Ryuk:
I am Satan and I am
on my way

Me:
😂😂

Waiting for you satan 😘

Ryuk:
Returning back. I am
not coming to a pervert
like you.

Me:
😂😂

So, yeah...
I missed you too. Kinda.
Don't ask me why. Bcoz I
Don't know

Ryuk:
Wasn't gonna ask anyway
bcoz I know you're stupid.

Me:

Ryuk:
Can't help. You're the
same stupid.

Me:
And you are the same mf

Can I call you?

Ryuk:
No.

Me:
Don't. Ever. Talk. To. Me. Again.

Ryuk:
Haha lol. You can.

Me:
No. I don't want to.

Ryuk:
Oh princess don't lie. I
know my voice must have
addicted you. So, you always
wanna call me.

Me:
Is your name Park Jimin?

Ryuk:
No?

Me:
Then you are wrong.
His voice is the only voice
that can give me an eargasm.

Ryuk:
And you call yourself
an OT7 stan?

Me:
Yeah but I really like Jimin's
vocal color. I mean it's so
pleasing to the ear.

I would love to have him
sing me to sleep.

Ryuk:
Is that what Maruko wants?
North Korea?

Me:
You mf 😠

Ryuk:
I am just popping your
bubble.

Me:
Yeah you can only pop
that.

Ryuk:
Pervert woman. Ew.
Gross! 🤢🤢

Me:
I was talking about popcorn
That you cannot even make
pop corn.

Ryuk:
Shut up.

Me:
Btw you are quick at understanding
huh? 😏😏

Ryuk:
Do you wanna call me
or nah?

Cause if no. I'll sleep.

Me:
I don't really have anything
to talk about. 😂😂

Ryuk:
Then why were you asking
to call?

Me:
Idk 😂😂😂😂

Ryuk:
You are laughing way too
much. Are you fine?

Me:
Yup 😅

You know some way in
which we can find someone.

Ryuk:
You are finding your
friend. Right?

Me:
Yeahhh. Like we have
literally tried each method.

We tracked his location. I
tried to contact the stores.
Like everything. Where the
fuck is he?

Ryuk:
I have never done things
like this...

Like searching for anyone
and stuff.

Me:
I have done it alot. It is
somewhat required in my
profession.

Ryuk:
What are you? A detective?

Me:
Maybe.

Ryuk:
I can say you are not
a good one. Lmao 😂😂

Me:
I am not a detective lmao.
But I am good at this.
Maybe. Literally it's really
bothering me now.

Mi is all despondent and
my parents are gonna return
in two weeks.

We need expedite the process.

Ryuk:
Don't really know hoe
I can help.

*How

Me:
Ya sure. HOE YOU
😂😂😂😂

Lmfao 🤣🤣

Ryuk:
That was a typo 😒

Me:
Whatever. But why are
you always sleeping late?

Ryuk:
I work at night. So...

Me:
Oh. So, you sleep in
the morn?

Ryuk:
I sleep whenever I feel
like.

I work at my liesure. Just
have to fulfill the time
limits.

Me:
I see. Me too. Even cut out
the time limits. It doesn't
really bother me.

Ryuk:
I am really curious now
of what you do.

Me:
I am curious too. Like,
who are you?

Ryuk:
Ig we both have to
drink it down.

Me:
I guess. 😪😂

Bye.

Ryuk:
Bye.