Friday, 9:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:
Hey. Are you free rn?

Me:
Yup. I mean kinda I
am always free. I do work
at my own liesure.

Ryuk:
Oh... Actually...

Me:
Hm

Ryuk:
Let's not talk

Me:
Bro you were the one
who is texting me.

Ryuk:
No I mean never.
Let's not ever talk again.

Me:
Can I be obliged to
know why?

Ryuk:
Just.

Me:
Oh wow. We don't do
things like that 'just'

Ryuk:
Your name hurts

Me:
It isn't my mistake that
my name is same as your
ex, duh!

Ryuk:
But like we don't really
have to talk. We don't know
each other

Me:
So, you'll not be talking
to anyone whose name
is Jee?

That's practically insensitive.

Ryuk:
Can't really help.

I'm sorry

Me:
Hm

Ryuk:
Hey... I am really sorry

Me:
I cannot say that it's
fine. You are practically
abandoning me.

That's why I don't talk
to people. You guys are
mfs.

Ryuk:
Aren't you are a human
too?

Me:
Fuck off mister. I don't
even wanna talk to you.

Ryuk:
Good because we are not
talking again.

Me:
You are so rude.
Message not sent.

Wow.
Message not sent

Mi was so right!! You
are a jerkface mf!
Message not sent

Fuck you
Message not sent

Mi Hi

Me:
I wanna kill someone

Mi Hi:
Don't kill me man, please
Spare me. I wanna live.
I have five kids and a wife
to support.

Me:
You are a girl!

Mi Hi:
Are you a homophobe?
We have feelings too.
How very insensitive.

Me:
*Rolls eyes*

Rude Boy not Suho blocked
me.

Mi Hi:
Shame shame puppy shame
All the donkeys know yr name.
😂😂

Me:

Mi Hi:

Did you heed to me
when I said don't talk
to him?

Me:
But you said I can
if he texts...

Mi Hi:
Don't even know why
you wanna talk to him.

Do you realise how
much trouble you were
opting for??

Me:
It's not always about that.
I cannot just stop socializing
because my parents think
that.

Mi Hi:
I can say something has
entered into you.

Well, why did he tho

Me:
Because I have the same
name as his ex.

Mi Hi:
So?

Me:
He says, "Your name hurts."

Mi Hi:
NGL that's so powerful
line.
But like how much time
has it been after his breakup?

Me:
He said years.

Mi Hi:
Then I can say that he
is an idiot.

Like would he not talk
to anyone whose name
is Jee?

Me:
Exactly. He needs Jin's rap.

Mi Hi:
I allow Yoongi to spit
fire at him.

Me:
I allow Jungkook to steal
all his banana milk if he
has any.

Mi Hi:
I allow Namjoon to
break anything he likes

Me:
That's kinda extreme

Mi Hi:
I like it aggressive

Me:
Haha 😂😂

Mi Hi:
Don't give a fuck about
him. Not worth.

Me:
Hm.

Mi Hi:

Me:
Damn I got scared.

Mi Hi:
😂😂

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(A/N: Double update coz my exam got postponed 🥳🥳)