Tuesday, 11:00 P.M.

Ryuk

Me:
Are you alive?

Ryuk:
Debatable.

Me:
Lmao 😂

Ryuk:
Again. Why are you texting
me?

Me:
Cause I drank four cups of
Espresso and was fist fighting
an alien and then I thought
why not actually talk to a
shinigami?

Ryuk:
Ykw...

Me:
Ik everything. Don't tell me
you idiot. I don't wanna know.

Ryuk:
What's really up with you?

Me:
I am high on espresso.

Ryuk:
Why did you take so much
caffeine of you could not
handle.

Me:
That's what rich people
do. They drink espresso.

Ryuk:
I can say it's not true.

Me:
Forget it. What are you
doing?

Ryuk:
I am just sitting.

Me:
Just sitting? Idle?

Ryuk:
Now I am texting you.

Me:
You don't have work to do?

Ryuk:
You have? 🤨

Me:
Skip.

Btw I found a BTS
meme. And it's so
UwU

Ryuk:
Don't wanna see.

Me:
Didn't ask your opinion

Ryuk:
🤣🤣🤣
Oh God. This is so
familiar.

I need to show this
to everyone.

Me:
Thank me
*Flicks hair*

By the way...

Ryuk:
Hm?

Me:
I have not seen you.

Ryuk:
So bad for you. Smh.

Me:
You haven't seen me too.
😑😑

Ryuk:
Since when was I this
lucky? Lmao

Me:

Ryuk:
I am not very scared
of you yk.

Me:
I wanna kick you somewhere
uncomfortable.

Why are you always
with your killer mode on.

Oh you're shinigami.
Reasons.

Ryuk:
Why are you even talking
when you are questioning
and answering on your own?

Me:
I am high.

Ryuk:
You like coffee?

Me:
I hate it. It's smell
nauseates me. 🤢

Ryuk:
That's because rn
you've had too much.

Me:
Yeah right.

Ryuk:

Me:
That stickman is
surely you!

Picking up my spitted
out gum for me? You
can throw it.

Ryuk:
😑😑

That's your small brain.
Can't help if it's gum sized.

Me:
I am so done with you.

Ryuk:
I never asked you
to converse. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me:
You are so rude.
Okay, it's not that I am
dying to converse with ya.

Ryuk:
...

I was just saying it. I didn't
really mean it.
Message deleted

Whatever.

Tuesday, 11:30 a.m.

Mi Hi

Me:
Fortunately, he did
visited the laundromat.

He has details that
a customer named
Lee Suho approached him.

By why is that his last
location?

Mi Hi:
At least we have a clue
that he is still in Seoul
and not somewhere like
Hawaii.

I could not tolerate that
bitch being that lucky.

Me:
Liar. You were wishing
him idk what wishes when
he was leaving for Seoul.

Mi Hi:
Don't remind me. That's
the dark past I don't wish
to remember.

Me:
🤣🤣
Very dark and cringe

Mi Hi:
🥲🥲

Wednesday, 1:00 A.M.

Ryuk

Ryuk:
I'll apologise even
though I don't feel sorry.

Me:
Heyyyy
Forget what I said earlier.
I am in a better mental state
now.

I had chocolate milk
Now everything is great.

Ryuk:
Are you a kid?

Me:
I am a respectable adult.

Ryuk:
Sure. Why not?

Me:
Why does it feel sarcastic.

I am really 25. You don't
believe?

Ryuk:
I think you are a teenager.

Me:
Keep thinking. Not my
problem.

Ryuk:
Armies are really
good editors.

Me:
Ikr there is so much
talent flowing in this
fandom that it fascinates
me.

Ryuk:
Yeah me too. Hope they
all excell well.

Me:
They will. BTS believes in them.
They said it in their video.

Ryuk:
Yeah...
Since when are you an army.

Me:
2-3 years I guess.

Ryuk:
Oh it's not that long.

Me:
Coming from someone who
thought epiphany is Yoongi's
song.

Yoongi is a rapper and Jin
is a vocalist. How can you even
confuse?

Ahh you dumb

Ryuk:
I was just confused.

Me:
Sure.
How many years has it been
for you.
*Months

Ryuk:
Not many.

Me:
I knew it.
And you even said Yoongs
is your bias.

Ryuk:
He is.

Me:
Do you even know about
him?

Ryuk:
More than you ever will.

Me:
Confidence huh?

Ryuk:
You can call it.
You can test me.

Me:
Don't wanna lmao.
I am too lazy for that.

Ryuk:
😑😑

Me:
Byee I sleep unlike
you Dracula.

Ryuk:
Bye

•••

(A/N : Double update 💜)