Tuesday, 2:00 P.M.

Save +6xxxxxx as Suho

Me:
Blue and Grey is
such a vibe.

Suho:
Ikr but who are you?

Me:
You don't have my
number saved? Wow bro.
Well even I didn't 🤣🤣

Suho:
I just bought a new phone
so, maybe your number
was saved in my phone and
not linked to my account.

Me:
Oh damn it's okkk
You didn't had to go that
long lmao

I am Jee

Suho:
Oh. Long time?

Me:
Yo. It was just I suddenly
remembered you while
I was going through my
phone and what a surprise
I even remember your
contact number still.

How are you man?

Suho:
I can say your way of
talking had changed a lot.

Me:
I admit.
Everything for the good
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

But you just ignored
my question.

Suho:
Why are you approaching
me now?

Just because I am rich now?

Me:
Oh well damn. If you
know I am not poor too.

AND I AM NOT SHALLOW

Suho:
Hah? Like I care!

Me:
Wtf? Get lost. It was
a bad idea.

Suho:
Your ideas are always bad.

Me:
Yeah like it was my idea
to befriend a person like you.

Suho:
Yeah it was a very bad idea
how could a bitch be in any
relation with a human?

Me:
Oh bro I think you should
not look down on animal-human
relationships.

Suho:
Yeah because even they
are more loyal than you.

Me:
Wtf is wrong with you?

I was just contacting you
since I missed you and you
are being all bitchy? Why?

Suho:
Hah? What a beautiful
question! Go find your
answer by yourself bitch!

Me:
Rude cur

Suho:
Now you are even cursing me!

Me:
Damn mf, you've been
calling me a bitch and I cannot
call you a cur??

Suho:
That's because you are one.

Me:
Then you are one too
Thou Cut throat cur

Suho:
Thou roughish hedge-born pignut!

Me:
Thou reeky onion-eyed measle

Suho:
Thou venomous sheep-bitinh scut

Me:
I never knew you were
into Shakespeare.

Thou jarring foul-head Haggard!

Suho:
I never knew you ever did
something other than being
a slut.

Me:
That's way too much.
Hell! I was just

Well forget it.

I swear to God. I am not
talking to you again.

Suho:
This would be a blessing.

Me:
...

•••

(A/N: Happy Yoongi Day guys. Idk why I am so creepy emotional on any of the members birthdays but there you go.... 😭😭😭😭😭)