Jaddu
Guys I just realized, that bread is a lot like the sun. And do you know why?

Bhuvi
No, we don't know, and frankly, we're not even planning to find out, Jaddu.

Ash
Please don't start, Jaddu. No one needs this right now.

Jaddu
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Shikki
😂😂😂
I didn't knead this today. 

Ro
Rolling on the flour laughing 🤣🤣

Ash
🙄🙄🙄

Jinks
And this is why, I've lost faith in humanity.

Bhuvi
😐😐
This conversation... is exactly why I don't join these chats.

Ro
Jaddu, you might have changed how I look at breakfast forever.

Shikki
I'm stealing this for my next Insta story 😂
Credits to the great philosopher, Sir Jadeja.

Ash
😶😶
I'm going to need a whole new perspective on life after reading this.

Jinks
This is literally why I mute this group chat sometimes.

Vi
GUYS! GUYS!
Is pink..pink panther a...a lion?

Bhuvi
Vi, are you okay?

Vi
😎😎I'm brilliant, Bhuvi.
Like... like a shining star.
Or...a drunk comet.
Wait... Is a comet a star or...?

Jinks
😐😐
Yep, he's definitely drunk.

Ash
Can someone please take Vi's phone away before he sends something even worse?

Jaddu
Let him be, Ash.
This is comedy gold.

Vi
Don't... don't divert me from... from the question.
Are Pink Panther... a lion or what? 🤔

Bhuvi
Vi, you're drunk.
Go to bed.

Shikki
No Bhuvi, wait.
I want to see where this goes.
This is better than Netflix.

Jinks
Where did this Ro go now when we really need him to handle this idiotic guy? 😐

Jaddu
LOL, Jinks, Ro would probably just roll his eyes and say, "Vi, you're impossible," then take his phone and drink away.

Ash
I can hear him sighing heavily in my head already.

Ro
🤨🤨
Wow, Ash, nice to know I'm living rent-free in your head.

Vi
Ro! Ro!
I was just asking a question!
Is Pink Panther a lion?
Answer me, buddy! 🤨🤨

Bhuvi
Vi, just say that again but slower.

Vi
I don't get it.

Ash
😐😐😐

Jinks
He is the pink PANTHER, Vi for hell's sake 😒

Vi
Okay?
But is he a lion?

Bhuvi
Vi.
Sunshine of my life.
He is a panther.
😭😭😭😭

Vi
So..So what type of lion is it? 🧐

Jaddu
Wait, Vi.
If he's a lion, can he roar too?

Shikki
And can he fight Simba for the throne?
😂😂

Vi
YES! YES!
He could totally fight Simba!
This is deep, guys. Deep.

Ash
🧠 I've officially lost all brain cells.

Jinks
I've gone into an existential crisis after this conversation.

Vi
RO!!
Tell me, is the Pink Panther a lion or a...wait, is he even a cat?

Ro (sighs)
Neither you bloody drunken idiot, it is FUCKING PANTHER.

Bhuvi
😳😳
I think I'm getting dumber by the second.

Vi
Geez 😒 Chill Ro.
I just googled.
They are not pink.

Ro
AND ACCORDING TO YOU LIONS ARE?!?!

Vi
Ro, don't yell at me. I'm sensitive. 😔

Shikki
I'm seriously tempted to document this whole chat and post it as "Conversations with Drunk Vi." I'll probably get a million likes. 🤣

Ash
🤦‍♂️
This group chat needs therapy.

Bhuvi
I think we're all in too deep.
Vi's existential crisis is now ours too.

Jaddu
I'm just here for Ro's reaction when Vir inevitably asks something even dumber.

Shikki
But it's so much fun watching Vi try to piece this together.
It's like a live soap opera. 😂

Vi
Ro, I just googled again.
Lions aren't pink either.
So, what are they trying to say with this Pink Panther thing?
Is it like... like a metaphor? 🧐 🧐

Ash
Vi, it's a cartoon.
The panther is pink because it's supposed to be funny, not because it's a lion or anything deep. 😒😒

Vi
Ohhhhhhh... Wait, wait... So, it's like... abstract art?

Bhuvi
😑😑😑

Jinks (deep sigh)
Vi, it's a fictional character.
It doesn't need to make sense.

Bhuvi
You know Vi, you're actually making Jaddu's bread joke seem sensible.
😒😒

Jaddu
Hey!
My jokes are classic!

Ro
Can't believe we're doing this right now.

Jinks
I can.
This group has a unique talent for turning every conversation into complete nonsense.

Jaddu
Jinksy, don't be so harsh!
We're just having a flourishing conversation! 😂

Shikki
🤣🤣
Okay, now that was a good one, Jaddu.
I might need to start taking notes!

Vi
And guys, lions... lions are... um, golden?
Or like, tan?
Not pink though, right?

Jaddu
You've just discovered the biggest mystery of the animal kingdom, Vir.
Next up, why is the sky blue? 😂

Shikki
And why do birds fly?
😏 😏 😏

Jinks
I swear, every second in this chat is lowering my IQ.

Bhuvi
Vi, maybe you should take a break from... thinking?

Vi
Nooo, Bhuvi. I'm in the zone.
Let me think. Panthers are cats...so they should meow, right?
But the Pink Panther never meows.
Suspicious.

Jaddu
No, Bhuvi, this is peak entertainment.
Vir, keep going.

Vi
Only, Jaddu gets me.
See, guys, I'm not crazy.
I'm just... ahead of my time.

Ro
🙄🙄🙄
Vi, if you're ahead of your time, the rest of us are in the prehistoric era.
Seriously, stop drinking and go to bed, you idiot. 😒😒

Vi
Ro, you... you don't get it, do you?
I'm, like, a pioneer of... of deep thoughts.
Like... why don't birds get tired of flying, huh?
Or... or why do we call it a "building" if it's already built?
Like... why don't birds get tired of flying, huh?

Ash
This is going downhill fast.
I'm scared to even imagine what's next.

Jinks
Great.
Now we're stuck with "Drunk Vi the Philosopher." 😒

Bhuvi
Vi, stop. Just stop.
You're making my brain hurt.
No offense but you're worse than Jaddu's jokes right now, and that says a lot. 🙄

Jaddu
Hey, leave my jokes out of this!
They are masterpieces, Bhuvi, you all should be honored to witness them. 
😤😤😤

Bhuvi
Honored? Oh, absolutely, Jaddu.
Every time you crack one of your "masterpieces," I feel like I'm witnessing the birth of a new era in comedy—an era where laughter is extinct.
😑😐😑

Jaddu
😒🙄
Bhuvi, you're just jealous because you can't think of these legendary jokes.
Admit it, bro.

Ash
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
This conversation should be preserved for future generations to study human deterioration.

Jinks
Exactly, I really can't believe I'm even witnessing this.

Vi
Witness the... the unraveling of the human mind, Jinks and Ash!
This is history in the making.
I'm a living, breathing, thinking phenomenon.

Ro (sighs deeply)
I'm coming over.
Expect me in 10 minutes, and I'm bringing coffee.

Shikki
Make it extra strong, Ro.
He needs it.

Vi
Bring snacks too, Ro.
And... and answer my question when you get here.

Ro
😤😤
I'm bringing tape for your mouth too.

A few minutes later

Ro
Um..Guys!

Vi
Wait... why isn't it charging though?
Why is it so confusing!?
I swear, I'm losing it.
Why is the charger not working, guys?🤔

Jinks
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Future generations will read about this and question how we ever made it through life.
This is next-level human deterioration.

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I suddenly had an urge to write about the 2013 gang, so I had to. Hehe, do let me know your thoughts on this one.

PS. I really wanna write a one-shot on Rits-Nush, would you guys like to read it? I have like 2 one shot ideas for them, lmao.

XOXO!