Jinks: Ishu if you are driving a car and then you see Vi and Shubi, in the middle of the road. Which one do you hit first?

Ishu: Oh definitely Shubi. I could never hurt Vi bhaiya.

Ro: Really Ishu that is not the right choice.

Jinks (sighs): Exactly, the br-

Ro: Hitting Vi would be better, at least I will be able to get some good sleep for a few days.

Jinks (massages his temples): Stop teaching the kid stupid things Ro, and Ishu The breaks. You.Hit.The.Breaks. And not Humans.

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Shubi: Hey

Ishan: Do you know what bees make?

Shubi: Honey?

Ishan: Yes dear?

Rahul: Hey

Harry: Do you know what bees make?

Rahul: Just some stupid annoying sound. Don't tell me you brought in honeybees.

Harry: Fuck off

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Vi: You need to react when people hug you.

Ro: I do react.

Vi: Let me rephrase that.

Vi: You can't roll your eyes and say, "Not this again," whenever someone hugs you.

Ro: I'm just expressing my thoughts.

Vi: No, you're just being dramatic! A hug is a nice thing.

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Jaddu: Hello people, look who is back. You guys must have missed me when I was not here, to entertain you all with my stories.

Vi: I am not sure if we missed you.

Ro: We were supposed to miss you?

Jinks: I came to this place thinking you three are not gonna be here..

Bhuvi: Gosh, if I knew Ro, Vi, and Jaddu were here, I wouldn't have come.

Jinks: Exactly Bhuvi and Mahi bhai left us all alone with these three, GOD!

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Yuvi Pa: 6 MONTHS!!

Jammy Bhai: Mahi, why is Yuvi yelling at you?

Mahi Bhai: I don't know, Bhai, just ignore hi-

Yuvi Pa: THAT IS HOW LONG MAHI WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT RAHUL BHAI!!!

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Mahi Bhai: Nothing in life is free, kiddos.

Ro: Life is free.

Vi: Adventure is free.

Jinks: Knowledge is free

Ash: Breathing is free

Bhuvi: Happiness is free

Jaddu: Everything is free if you can run fast enough.

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Ro (wakes up from a deep sleep): Where am I?

Vi (sarcastically): Heaven.

Ro: Oh...You are here too?

Vi (sarcastically): Yes, I am.

Ro: Didn't think you would be here.

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Jaddu: Let's buy a birthday cake

Shikki: But it is neither of our birthdays this month.

Jaddu: Yes, but the cake won't know that.

Shikki: Good point. Let us get two then.

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Vi: Whenever the characters of a movie go underwater, I like to hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Rohirat watching Finding Nemo

Vi ...

Ro: Vi why are you so silent? Vi?? VIRAT?!?! VIRAT PREM KOHLI?!?!? OH MY GOD!! MAHI BHAI-

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Was going through my drafts and found another part in there, so I thought to share it with you all. Hopefully they made you laugh. Also, would love to know which one was your fav.

PS. I got this one idea for a one shot for Bhuvi and Nups...you guys would be interested in reading it?

XOXO!