Hello Lovlies!!!

Welcome to Whimsical! Wooohoooo!!

Alright so before we begin, I want to set some notes ahead of time just to prevent any confusion or doubts as the story continues on.

#1:

For those who aren't familiar with my writing, I tend to write about the main characters sometimes having romantic relationships or sexual relationships with other people before they come together. I like taking my time and write with a lot of realism too, so I don't like rushing things such as attraction or relationships with the main characters so quickly.

With that being said, I don't want to read or see comments that says 'I thought this was a Vminkook story?' 'If it's not Vminkook I don't want it' 'Are they going to end up together or what' etc etc etc. I want my books to be seen more than a Vminkook story, but as an actual story that you'll be drawn more by the plot than the ship. Yes, Vminkook are going to end up together, but be patient. This is all part of life, we meet people and it doesn't work out and we get our heart broken and move on. They're going to learn a lot about that in this story.

#2:

Respect each other in the comments. This story even though it being humorous, it will talk about a lot of topics that can be serious and seen from different perspectives, so please be mindful of everyone's own opinion.

#3:

Man I'm making this too serious lol just have fun with this story. If you've read my books before, you're going to see a lot of familiar names and ships lol I hope to fuel you with laughter with this story!

Alright! Now onto the Law stuff!

Disclaimer:

I don't owe the characters of this story, this doesn't reflect how the life of BTS like, or any members of any other groups or celebrities that may appear in this book.

This book is also entirely my idea, so if there's a book that just so happens to have this same idea as well, it's entirely coincidental. I have full copyrights of this book, so plagiarism is not tolerated.

This story will also contain many scenes, with such as: Smut, violence, smoking and alcohol intake, sexual content and intense language, etc, so please be careful while reading this book, I want everyone to be okay, so if you are unable to read any of the contexts it has, please stop reading.

This is the only warning I will provide.

Please respect this book, the lovelies who read this as well, and me as an author, let's build a nice community together as a family!

Thank you <3

This is a crack and humorous book so get pumped! Hopefully you'll feel so happy and anticipating with excitement whenever you read this story, after all that's the goal!

Let us begin!!!

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Sluts

Jimin:
I'm going to k word myself

Taehyung:
What now?😑

Jimin:
I hate my job😑

Jeongguk:
Nothing new

Jeongguk:
We told you it was a tough career🙄

Jimin:
Blame my parents, they wanted a lawyer😑

Taehyung:
You also did too

Taehyung:
And now you're struggling🙂

Jimin:
Shhhhhh I didn't ask for opinions!😤

Jimin:
Anyways what are you guys up to?

Jeongguk:
Got out of work, now helping Yeosang with finding colleges to apply to

Taehyung:
Ah, those were the days when we went through that process 😢

Jimin:
He's grown a lot

Jimin:
What is he now? 18?

Jeongguk:
19

Jeongguk:
Stayed back remember?

Jimin:
Oh yeah

Jimin:
That's crazy

Taehyung:
Remember that whole drama when he had a crush on Jimin?😂😂

Jeongguk:
Please don't even remind me🤢

Jimin:
You nearly killed me!😡

Jimin:
And I didn't do anything!🤬🤬

Jeongguk:
I said I was sorry didn't I? 🙄

Jeongguk:
Wouldn't you react that same way if it was your son?

Jimin:
Well...... Okay fine 🙄

Jimin:
But he's like family to me

Jimin:
You know I wouldn't do something like that, it's weird

Jeongguk:
I know I know

Taehyung:
Ah good times😌

Taehyung:
Speaking of times, did you guys get a letter today?

Taehyung:
From our high school?

Jimin:
I think I burned it out of anxiety

Jimin:
Grades ptsd

Jeongguk:
Yeah, apparently a reunion?

Jimin:
Wait what already?

Taehyung:
Yeah in a few months

Taehyung:
V nearly passed out when I mentioned it 😅

Jeongguk:
Do you think Karma and Tigresa would go?

Taehyung:
Karma would take convincing but for Tigresa if Minho goes then they'll go

Jimin:
I wouldn't blame Karma if he's hesitant

Jimin:
High school wasn't exactly your time to shine

Taehyung:
Was it for any of us?

Taehyung:
Jeongguk got two seven year old kids stranded at his front door at the age fifteen and had his university career trashed because of his shitty friends

Taehyung:
You lost your high school sweetheart because his ass thought it was a good idea to accept an arrange marriage proposal behind your back

Taehyung:
And I was the lonely mifit kid that Karma had to be a bodyguard for

Taehyung:
High school was a shitty time

Jeongguk:
Well..... Yes

Jeongguk:
But on the bright side, I met you guys😁

Jeongguk:
And we've been close friends since then

Jeongguk:
Must mean something😅

Jimin:
Yeah that's true

Jimin:
Anyways guess who's getting some action tonight?😏

Taehyung:
Aren't you a lawyer? Don't you have cases to work on or something?

Jimin:
Hey I can squeeze seven or ten minutes of fun time 😈

Jimin:
Jeongguk would know the struggle

Jeongguk:
I can't exactly go on a free real estate to get laid because I have two kids and a job that barely gives me time to breathe 😀

Taehyung:
And who told you it was a good idea to be an agent?😒

Jeongguk:
I want to protect my kids!

Jeongguk:
Besides it's an Intelligence Analyst, not like I'm out there on the field the whole time😤

Jimin:
Aren't you rarely home?!

Jeongguk:
Hey my schedule is flexible and I still get paid well

Jeongguk:
But I mean...... I never got to really enjoy my sexual life now thinking about it

Jimin:
Taking care of two seven year olds during that time isn't exactly a chance for you to focus on other things

Jimin:
By the way, are you taking them to the reunion?

Jeongguk:
I don't even know if I'm going

Taehyung:
Seeing those familiar faces will be triggering ngl 😅

Jimin:
Dude you're literally rich idk why you're even scared?

Jimin:
Being a whole CEO and shit for a publish company

Jimin:
Just throw them your books at their faces and watch them cry

Jeongguk:
I have no idea how you have the energy to even be that emotional 😩

Taehyung:
Somethings never change

Taehyung:
You guys really need to relax a little from life

Taehyung:
So damn tense all the time

Jeongguk:
Oh I'm sorry, clearly you haven't stepped into my life yet 😀

Jeongguk:
But anyways, I'm going to the reunion if you guys are

Jimin:
I feel like I would actually murder someone if I go🙄

Taehyung:
On the bright side, you can be your own lawyer😁

Jimin:
Fuck off

Taehyung:
I'm going since it just so happens to be on my day off

Taehyung:
You're going tiny

Jimin:
What!?

Jimin:
I have a court case that day 😒

Taehyung:
Then you better do some great work because the reunion starts at seven 😀

Jimin:
The way I want to slap you right now 😤

Taehyung:
How are you like this through text? I don't get it

Jeongguk:
Right, and in person you're so quiet and intimidating 😒

Jimin:
Because I don't like people so I try to make sure they don't come near me 😒

Taehyung:
Understandable

Taehyung:
Alright, I'm heading out with Tigresa for lunch

Taehyung:
Talk to you guys whenever

Jimin:
Your little cool tone edges my annoyance 😤

Jeongguk:
I'm glad to be the only normal one here😌

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Blood Hoes

Tigresa:
Where are you?

Tigresa:
I've been waiting for an hour!😡

Taehyung:
It's been literally ten minutes, calm down I'm near by

Karma:
The fuck? Taehyung has time for his siblings?

Karma:
And Tigresa is not with Minho?!😱

Tigresa:
Ha ha I'll hurt you 😀🔪

V:
Can we please talk later, I'm in the middle of a shoot and my phone keeps buzzing 🙄

Taehyung:
You do realize you can put it on silent right?

V:
What if my coach calls me for practice or something?!

V:
We literally live together, come on we can catch up at home

Karma:
Oh shit I'm next, alright guys shut the fuck up!😡😡

Tigresa:
The disrespect 🥲

Taehyung:
Honestly damn😐

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Hooligans

Jeongguk:
Hey, I'm working in late today but I left food on the counter when you guys get out of school

Chungha:
I'll heat it up, just got back

Yeosang:
Oh and I passed in the papers for my application

Yeosang:
Hopefully they'll accept me

Chungha:
Not with that attitude 😒

Yeosang:
Listen I didn't ask for you opinion

Chungha:
I'm just saying you need to be a little more positive with yourself

Chungha:
Be confidence that they'll accept you

Yeosang:
Easy for you to say

Jeongguk:
Alright guys calm down

Jeongguk:
If you need anything, call me or Lisa alright? Or even Taehyung and Jimin but that's on a serious case because they're busy

Jeongguk:
I mean you guys know how to take care of yourselves as it is

Yeosang:
You literally taught us how to survive in the woods and would tests us every year for a month to see how we do🙄

Yeosang:
I think we can handle a house

Chungha:
Not to mention you already broke down through with us the whole Emergancy process and blah blah blah

Chungha:
We'll be fine

Jeongguk:
I just want you guys to be okay and prepared

Jeongguk:
Alright just got to work, see you guys tonight

Jeongguk:
And Yeosang, no boys over

Jeongguk:
Chungha kick their asses out if he brings someone

Yeosang:
Omg chilll😫😫

Chungha:
You got it 😁

Jeongguk;
Last thing I want is another parent complaining to me why their kid's ass hurts after coming from our house 😒

Yeosang:
They ask for it and I provide! Not my fault!😤

Jeongguk:
Chungha settle this

Chungha:
No boys, got it 😌

Chungha:
But like..... Can I have someone -

Jeongguk:
No

Jeongguk:
We'll talk about this when I get home

Yeosang:
Fineeeee😑

Chungha:
Dammit 😔

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A/N:
Soooooo

How are you guys liking it so far?

Don't worry, we're going to be seeing some familiar faces soon hehehe but this story will be more heavily Vminkook centric so it's going to be focused on them most of the time.

I hope you guys like this new, definitely new to me haha story!

I PURPLE YOU! <33