Prompt: Class assignment, overhear a conversation, write it down, and add dialogue tags to it.

"Let's go to Sibley and steal a goat," he said.

"Let's go to Sibley and steal a llama," she said.

"Let's go to Pet Expo and just steal the entire store," he said.

"What if that one guy is working?" She asked.

"Excuse me, sir, can I steal you for a moment," he replied. "Oh damn, tomorrow I have to wear my jockeys."

"Jockeys."

"JOCKEYS!"

"So, I want to talk about gay things and make the art gay, but not talk to my class about the gay things," she said.

"Just tell them you're very passionate about rainbows," he said.

"What are you doing tonight?" She asked.

"They wanted to go karaoke, but I'm not a performer," he replied.

"Yeah," she said.

"Hey!"

"What?"

"Fuck you," he said.

"Fuck speed bumps," she said.

"Can we get a jackhammer and just destroy them all?" He asked.

"Yeah."

"Watch they'll be there the next day."

"Like a weed."

"I'd be like, 'where the fuck you come from?'" He said.

"That looks like my mom," she said.

"Why'd your mom be here?" He asked.

"I dunno, probably to slap me," she said.

"JENNIFER!" He yelled.

"No, but seriously that does look like my mom," she said.