NAME KEY:
1-A: *Previous chapters*
TEACHERS:
Aizawa: MummyI'mAZombie
Pres. Mic: YELL HEAH!
Midnight: DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?
All Might: Great Deku Tree
Nedzu: PinkyAndTheBrain
Snipe: PyroxMcCree
Ectoplasm: ShadowCloneJutsu
Vlad King: Nosferatu
Hound Dog: ScoobyDoobyDoo
Lunch Rush: Fast Food
Recovery Girl: Full Restore
13: SexWithSpace
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-time jump from Monday to Friday-

"Class 1-A"

O.K. KYO: GUYS I'M GOING TO FUCKINFSHSH CRY

O.K. KYO: THERE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER COWBOY HOURS

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Spill the tea you punky little cowboy

O.K. KYO: mINSTA

O.K. KYO: mIgaTA

O.K. KYO: M IA GT YA

Ada Wong: @Engineer Translation mayhaps???

Engineer: What she's trying to say is mINETA WAS EXPELLED!!!!!!!1!1!1!

Ada Wong: W H AT

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: JIROU YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT I HAVE NEVER BEEN A HAPPIER COWBOY

Bone hurty juice: I just got here but I'm about to cry good riddance

Icy T H O T: How was he expelled?

O.K. KYO: ShOUJI TOLD ME THAT MINETA TOLD HIM PLANS ABOUT SNEAKING INTO THE GIRL'S LOCKERS WHILE THEY WERE CHANGING TO DO THE THING WITH THE PEEPEE

O.K. KYO: HE TOLD MR. AIZAWA ABOUT IT WHO THEN TOLD MIDNIGHT (Aizawa's a boy himself believe it or not and refused to go in because respecc wamen) AND MIDNIGHT CAUGHT HIM IN ONE OF THE LOCKERS. SHE ALSO HAS CAMERA FOOTAGE OF HIM SNEAKING IN SO SHE HAS P RBOOF T O GET HIM EXPELLED?!!!

In the Arms of an Angel: He told me of all people because 1, I'm closest with him aside from Kaminari because of the Sports Festival (sadly), and 2, he said I was least likely to be a...f-a-g than the rest of the class, which is why he didn't tell Kaminari.

In the Arms of an Angel: I wish I got footage of him calling all of you the f-word so he could get an even more severe punishment, and I also really wanted to choke him, but I didn't and decided to let a teacher handle this so he could actually get expelled.

Norbert:

Engineer:

O.K. KYO:

Licker (RE2):

Gravity don't mean too much to me:

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go:

Norbert: I am so fucking mad that homophobic piece of shit called all of us that..but...

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: WOW I CAN't BELIEVE SHOUJI MEZOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY BECAME GOD

Licker (RE2): We owe you our lives...kero. Us and the rest of the girls in the school.

TheAndroidSentByTensei: This is absolutely wonderful news!!! Shouji, we all thank you for sparing us from the Grape-bastard!

Engineer: Even Iida is in on the Mineta hate-train. For the record, he can rot in hell for all I care!

Icy T H O T: I think everyone couldn't agree more.

Icy T H O T: He's just as bad as my dad

Bone hurty juice: ...I wouldn't go that far but I agree he is a w ful

Ada Wong: Guys..you know what this means...

Ada Wong: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!!!!

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: PARTY IN THE COMMON ROOM!!! IN 1 HOUR SO WE HAVE TIME TO PREPARE!!!!

Norbert: FUCKING SUPERB

TheAndroidSentByTensei: For once I condone this!!!

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: WE GOT THE IIDAD SEAL OF APPROVAL LET'S GO LESBIANS GOGOGO!

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Can I invite Shinsou???

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go:
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Shut your mouth

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Can I??? CanICanICanI????

Ada Wong: I've never seen you so...childish...so desperate...

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Shut your whore mouth Office Supplies

Ada Wong: Holy shit okokok

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: yey

Lemon Boy: Ugh...I'lll bring the fucking booze...

Icy T H O T: As will I.
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Private chat between Kangaroo Jackie-Chan and TheseEyebagsAreGucci

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Hey Shinsou, we're having a party in the 1-A commons because the grape bitch left, wanna come???

Shinsou honestly didn't like parties, but he'll go if there would be Ojirou. He also really wanted to see him happy with his friends.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Sure why not.

Ojirou promptly lit up behind his screen, earning a tease from Kaminari which he slapped him in the face with his tail for while happily texting him back.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Great! It starts in an hour so I suggest getting ready quickly and charging your phone. I really look forward to seeing you!

The both of their cheeks flushed from each of their ends of the screen. Ojirou scolding himself for the last sentence and Shinsou just plain flustered.

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Ojirou's POV

I was in a very good mood to hear that Shinsou was coming, actually in a good enough mood to be productive, so I decided to head down to the common room early to start decorating for the party. I speed to my room (away from a still teasing Kaminari) to get dressed in something casual, but not messy casual, even if I don't want to be dressy I don't want Shinsou thinking I'm a slob, even if we've been hanging out for about a week now. Once I get into my room and locked the door behind me, I change into regular black pants and socks, a plain white shirt and a grey-hooded red and black flannel, rolling the sleeves up to my elbows.

I make my way out of my room and stroll back down to the common room, a little skip on my step, a tiny metronomic swish of my tail and a small smile on my face as I hum "a thousand miles", specifically the "making my way downtown" section. I was too giddy for Shinsou to be coming over NOT to. You know what I mean???

As I walk into the common rooms, a head and a duplicant eye turn my way. Shouji and Sero.

"You seem happy." Shouji formed a mouth on another one of his tentacles and spoke, his single eye blinking.

"It's because his boyfriend his coming." Sero winked to Shouji's extensions, they both seem to nod in understanding as a chuckle is heard from Shouji's actual mouth. "Figures." Is all real-Shouji says.

"I hate you both, but I'm too glad to be actually angry, you both got lucky." I smile at them brightly and set up the couches accordingly, similar to the movie night we had where there was a huge section of space in the middle. We're going to build the fort later with Shinsou as a bonding exercise since everyone knows he's going to be transferred into our class.... ok it may not have been formally decided yet but it WILL happen.

I quickly finish that and help Jirou set up the karaoke machine and speakers once she gets down to the common room. She seems a little offset by my happy attitude but dismisses it ultimately. I make sure to plug in everything correctly and have my swishing tail not knock into anything.

"Since we plugged in the speakers, mind if I play some music?" Sero looks at us with his phone out and a bright smile on his face. Jirou shrugs. "Go nuts."

Sero gives her a thumbs up and connects his phone with the speaker, setting a playlist on shuffle. The first song that plays is Buttercup by Jack Stauber. I see the faintest smile on Jirou's face as she sets up the fourth speaker.

After finishing the speakers, I move swiftly onto setting up the lights, then the food arrangements with Satou, then balloons and confetti with Kirishima and Mina, I also helped Tokoyami pick what movies we would watch tonight, and so much more. I was feeling really productive. Then Kaminari, Midoriya and Todoroki walked into the room.

"WHO'S READY TO GET FUCKING CURNT???? (Cowboy turnt). CAN I GET A YEEEEEEEHAW???" He says as he slams 2 Caprisun boxes on the mini-kitchen counter, Midoriya sets down another two with a disappointed look on his face and Todoroki sets down 3 bottles of Jack Daniel's and a single red wine along with what Bakugou brought.

"YEEEEEEEHAW!" Sero tells back to him, a slightly blush on his cheeks. "EEEYEAHHH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!" Kaminari runs over and hangs his arms around Sero's shoulders. They both burst into a fit of laughter when they fall onto the ground.

"GAY!!!"
"THAT'S THE POINT!"

I laugh quietly to myself as Tokoyami face palms in the corner, setting his movies in the correct order and collecting materials for his Ouija board and tarot cards and Shouji bangs his forehead against the wall. By this point, everyone in class had come down to the common room.

I skip around, singing along tot he music playing and fixing anything I saw that was out of place, was about to fall or needed a little something extra. Some people gave me worried looks, I was normally a neutral person than a happy person so it was understandable.

I was leaning sideways off the top of a ladder, latching onto a corner of the wall and was posed with my arm stretched out, singing-in-the-rain style. I was in the middle of singing For Forever (quite loudly and proudly may I add, I originally just sang it to myself but Kaminari said my singing was great and wanted me to sing louder for everyone to hear so I obliged, feeling much more confident than normal) with a couple other people in the background and sort of putting on a little show for some of my classmates. I hear one of them whisper "We're going to get fucking destroyed in karaoke" in the "*chuckles* I'm in danger" voice. I giggle internally then hear a faint knock on the door and Kaminari goes to answer it.

"I CLIMB TILL THE ENTIRE SUN SHINES ON MY FAAAAAAAACE-!"

"Ojirou, your boyfriend's here!"

"Wh-What-?"

I look over, and sure enough, Shinsou was there (HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND BY THE WAY), he was wearing a regular black shirt with purple paw prints on it with black jeans and purple and white high-tops. I felt myself almost have a nervous breakdown as I saw his absolutely red and awestruck face at what I'm assuming was my voice. I actually fell off the ladder but Shouji caught me with three of his arms. I quickly thank him and walk over to Shinsou. I hear a few..things behind me coming from my friends as I walk.

"GET THAT DICK AND GO BITCH!"
Wolf whistle
"SOMEONE'S GETTING LAID TONIGHT!"
"REMEMBER: BEND AND SNAP!"

"Can you all SHUT THE FUCK UP?" I cover my completely pink face and let my inner-Bakugou take over, my tail was sticking out straight behind me and my tail fur was curling. When I got over, which only took a couple seconds but felt like years, Kaminari tsked me.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, not only is his dick hard, his tail is hard too." I punch him hard in the shoulder. "Owowow! Ok I'm sorry!" I walks over to the rest of our peers with a pained smile on his face and a hand gripping his shoulder.

I sigh and finally remove my hands from my face. My cheeks were still dusted a rosy pink and my hair was now all ruffled, I looked like I just came out of a room after some steamy sex. I look up to Shinsou with a hardened gaze before seeing he was still awestruck. My look immediately softens and I smile brightly up at him, my tail swishing slowly once more.

"Hi! Sorry you had to hear that..."
"Your singing or your classmates?"
"Uh...both?"

Shinsou hums. "Well, your classmates are dicks, and your voice is gorgeous so," he shrugs. I only blush even more.

"Here, come in. You can leave your shoes at the door, this is a socks only establishment." I giggle and step aside to let him in. He smiles lazily at me before removing his shoes and setting them neatly at the door. That tired look of his is going to be the death of me...

We walk back over to the class, I'm once again tsked, but this time by Kirishima.

"Geez dude...I know we said to get that dick and go but you look like you just went through a rough night..." he looks at my ruffled and messy hair and pink face.

I sigh and groan. "Geez fine I'll fix it.. I'm going to be gone for a little while so don't harass Shinsou." I glare at all of them and then whisper into Shinsou's ear. "Sit with Shouji and Tokoyami, the guys with six arms and the bird head, they're the only trustworthy ones here. I would say sit with Kouda but he's really shy and I don't want to make him uncomfortable." He nods and I walk off into the bathroom.

I look in the mirror and very quickly fix up my hair, then getting cold water and rinsing my face with it to calm the heat under my skin. I give myself a small pep talk to not humiliate myself in front of the pretty pretty boy. I also mumble to myself. "They're going to kill him.."

When I finsh, I dry my face with a wash cloth and walk out back to the rest of my friends, adjusting my flannel and now regretting not checking the rest of my appearance in the mirror, what if I look like absolute trash like usual?

I come back to see a traumatized looking Shinsou sitting next to Shouji and Tokoyami, Tokoyami is smirking on the side. "They threatened him saying very...graphic things of what they would do to him if he hurt their son." Midoriya said to me quietly. I just sigh, I really can't trust anyone I guess. "Shinsou come here and just sit next to me." I plop down in a small little uninhabited area, Shinsou gets up and walks quickly over to plop down next to me. Shouji does the "I'm watching you" thing.

"Moving on from the gay tension in this room, first we're going to be doing karaoke." Jirou smiles at everyone in the room, blushing lightly when her eyes land on Yaomomo. "So, losers, take some time to pick your poisons and get ready to rock this house into the fucking ground."
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"UA STAFF"

ShadowCloneJutsu: There's been a disturbance

ShadowCloneJutsu: My karaoke senses are tingling.

SexWithSpace: Are you sure it's your karaoke senses that are tingling???

Nosferatu: Who damaged the holy child??

DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?: It wasn't me this time I swear.

YELL HEAH!: Me either!

ScoobyDoobyDoo: I would never

Nosferatu: It was probably Aizawa

MummyI'mAZombie: You bitch it wasn't me. Shut your fucking mouth before I shove your inferior class up your ass.

MummyI'mAZombie:
MummyI'mAZombie: Oh

Great Deku Tree: Exhibit A

YELL HEAH!: Shouta why.

MummyI'mAZombie: :/

PinkyAndTheBrain: This is a crime against humanity. You will pay with your life

MummyI'mAZombie: Ha What life

PinkyAndTheBrain: You will pay with your job.

MummyI'mAZombie: More sleep for me

PinkyAndTheBrain: You won't be able to see your kids again

MummyI'mAZombie:
MummyI'mAZombie: Blocked

Fast Food: Damn

Full Restore: Not even my quirk can heal that burn.

PyroxMcCree: Wait didn't y'all know that there was a party going on in the 1-A dorms?? 'Parently it's 'cause some grape was kicked out?

DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform?: Oh..ew

MummyI'mAZombie: What do you mean? Shinsou's always been in my class. What's a Mineta? Sounds like a disease.

PyroxMcCree: Ah

PyroxMcCree: I reckon that explains a lot. Also your kid was invited to the party by one of the students @MummyI'mAZombie @YELL HEAH!

YELL HEAH!: Probably his huge frickin crush

DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform: Language

YELL HEAH!: Lmao sorry.

ShadowCloneJutsu: Shinsou has a crush???

MummyI'mAZombie: Yeah. It's a kid in my class named Ojirou. He's a sweet kid.

YELL HEAH!: He better be.

Full Restore: You said they were going to be at a party? I'll be on standby then. No doubt they'll all drink irresponsibly.

MummyI'mAZombie: Good idea. My class is a wreck.

Nosferatu: They must get it from their dad

MummyI'mAZombie:
MummyI'mAZombie: Meet me in the pit behind Denny's Sekijirou Karen.