IcyT H O T has added RiskyHandjob, MasterHasGivenDabiASock, Raphael and 4 others to "The Adults but not really"

IcyT H O T: Midoriya, Touya and I will be heading home a little early. Touya had a little problem but everything's good now.

BloodKink: Did he get his period finally?

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Wtf

BloodKink: This is a yes or no question, dum-dum. 'Wtf' is not an answer.

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: No??? I am a cis male??

BloodKink: Suspicious.

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: N..No,, it really isn't,,

MagicMike: Are you sure you're feeling alright, Touya?

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Just fine, Dad.

MagicMike: Good

RiskyHandjob: Don't die yet. You're actually tolerable.

MonochromeDeadpool: But I thought death was one of your kinks? (Necrophilia ganggg)

RiskyHandjob: I'm

RiskyHandjob: I

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: ...moving that mess aside, thanks Tomura. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

RiskyHandjob: Oh, bullshit. I'm pretty sure I've said 'I like you' before.

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: No you really haven't.

RiskyHandjob: Really? Surprising.

Raphael: How is that surprising, Tomura? Is it because... you like him?

MonochromeDeadpool: Like him a lot?? (Maybe a bit too much??)

BloodKink: Like-Like him???!

MagicMike: Tell him how you feel about him, do you like or like-like him?

BloodKink: Nice reference, Dad!

MagicMike: Thank you.

RiskyHandjob: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU

BloodKink: WHAT'S THE TRUTH, TOMMY?? DO YOU LIKE OR LIKE-LIKE HIM?

RiskyHandjob: WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU?

MagicMike: It would've been much easier to just say you like him and move on rather than deny all accusations, which means you're either hiding something, or you're dumb. And we all know you're not dumb.

RiskyHandjob: SUCK MY ASS, SAKO.

MonochromeDeadpool: Hehe Sucko (Suck-hoe)

MagicMike: This is a personal attack

Raphael: ANSWER THE QUESTION TOMURA

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Yeah, answer

RiskyHandjob: GO LEGALLY BRAINDEAD

RiskyHandjob: FROM LACK OF OXYGEN

RiskyHandjob: FROM CHOKING ON MY ENTIRE ASS.

MonochromeDeadpool: (Hot).

...

Shigaraki's POV

To not alert Uraraka beside me of how absolutely fucking furious I was getting, I quickly pocket my phone and let out a quick and sharp sigh as she looks at the glove rack
In front of the two of us.

"Ooo! How about these ones?" She holds up a simple pair of leather driver's gloves, like the kind you'd see a motocyclist wear, and they only covered up the pinky finger.

"Will it fit?" I ask and she immediately tosses them to me, I slide just one of them on slowly and it's a perfect fit.

"I'd say they fit nicely!" She claps four fingers on each hand together.

"Alright, but these are real leather.. won't they be super expensive?"

"Just leave that to me!" She smiles and grabs my hand, leading me to the short checkout line.

"After this, we need to grab you some clothes. What are you looking for?"

"Uhh... I don't know. Just anything dark."

"Ooo, edgy. We should've brought Tokoyami!"

"...he's the kid with the birdhead, yeah?"

"Yep! You're getting better at remembering!"

"Thanks.." I grumble just slightly, a fuzzy feeling in my chest. Hopefully I can remeber everyone's names soon enough, it's really weird just calling everyone a nickname, especially when I get most of their names from video games. I'll call Frog girl 'Battletoad', six-arms would be 'Machamp', Goat eyes would be 'Josh Washington'. I just have a feeling Goat Eyes would like... kill someone. He's menacing in that teenager way.

Soon enough, we got up to the cashier's counter and he rang up the gloves. They were about ¥5,440 ($50). Or, in other words, pretty fuckin expensive.

"Watch this.." Uraraka whispers to me and pulls a stack of coupons from her pocket. From then on... she just went farther and frather with just paying with her coupons... is was nearly terrifying terrifying. Her coupon game is so fucking raw that in the end, the fucking store itself owed her ¥1,088 ($10). The cashier, awestruck and terrified by Uraraka's sheer power actually paid her the yen and, with an innoent smile that could kill god, she thanked him and took the gloves, dragging me along.

"...you.. how did you-"

"A magician never reveals her secrets." She winked back at me and handed me the gloves. I pulled them on with caution, and the two of us made our way to the closest clothing store. Luckily it looked like a place that specialized in winter and autumn clothes, which means dark colors galore.

"Don't be scared to pick out whatever you want. Even if it's expensive, I can just unleash my coupons on the cashier again." She smiles and walks off to look at different clothes. That girl is too powerful for this world.

Anyways, I trail off to the darkest section of clothes that my eyes see and began to scan over all of the shirts and swaters and coats. It all looked really comfy, and, before I knew it, I already had three tops hanging over my arm.

And while robotically looking through all the clothes on hangers, my mind roams wild, specifially lingering on the texts from just moments ago. Those fucking idiots, thinking they can just... get me to tell Dabi. Especially fucking Sako, he specifically knows how I feel about this and yet he has the goddamn audacity... do they think I don't want to tell him? Of course I do! I just don't want to ruin any sort of chance I may have with him! There's no way he even likes me. I've only ever been nasty and stand-offish to him, and he's never expressed any sort of interest. Then again... neither have I... not outright, at least. So... there's a possibility...? No, no, that's wishful thinking. Just because I want it to be true doesn't mean it is. He has no reason to even like me.. he has a higher chance with Sako then with me! And he's technically still with Kurogiri!

...I miss Kurogiri. Maybe we could get UA to get him out under the fact that he's an unwilling accomplice... it could work, also bail money is an option..

I'm getting off track, either way, Touya doesn't like me, no matter how much I wish he did. The others are just insane. I'm a disgusting, crusty rat with no redeeming qualities, and he's.. Touya.

I stop my own train of thought by quickly shaking my head. I need to learn not to get so caught up in pointless rants... to myself, no less. I continue pulling clothes that I like out from the rack and sling them over as many body parts as possible. Once I'm satisfied enough, I take a quick look around the store until I see Uraraka and walk to her, she sees me and motions to the check-out counter. We soon catch up and head up to the front counter since no one was in line yet.

Uraraka's coupon game was as strong as ever, although we didn't get any money out of it this time, and instead we got a huge bag to carry all of our stuff in. I graciouslly took it upon myself and slung it over my shoulder as we walked out of another store once more.

"I'm thinking we stop for some coffee really quick and then buy you some shoes... no offense, but your red sneakers look super worn.."

"Whatever. The soles have holes in them anyways so a new pair would be nice too."

"Then it's settled! Wanna release our inner white girls and stop by a Starbucks to get some PSLs?" She was almost like the engine kid (Iida, I think his name was?) as she excitedly moved her hands around as she spoke.

"Sounds goo-"

I'm soon interrupted by the loud 'BANG!' of what looks like the body of a cactus slamming just between me and Uraraka, at the top of the tree there seemed to be a man quite a bit older than me, with white hair with a pink flower sprouted to the side like a berette, green skin that has prickles sticking out of it, and wearing a black mask around his eyes, he had a sadistic smile on his face as the cactus (that was an extension of his leg) extended farther to let him swing around his other elongated leg.

"SOMEONE!! STOP HIM!! HE STOLE EVERYTHING.. MY PHONE! MY NECKLACE! MY PURSE!!!" I look back to see a young woman, this time around my age. She wore some plain shorts and a tank top, her small lack of clothing was enough to show the bruises and cuts that were unevenly scattered all over her legs and arms... even a cut across her left cheek that blood seeped through. She looked crushed and desperate.

My head wipped back around, a new feeling of a rage building up inside of me. The few people around us were stood in shock; no one could no anything as they didn't have their hero license, but fuck. That.

Without thinking, I pulled off the glove of my right hand, dropped the huge bag of clothes behind me, and lunged forward.

I touched the man's leg, and before I even made contact, the cactus had already began to decay.

I dug my nails into the plant, ignoring the multitude of needles digging into my hand and watching as the decay festered rapidly up his leg. The man was looking in pure terror down at me as the decay now spread to his other leg. They crumbled beneath him and he was quick to fall. I controlled my decay just enough before it could reach his body and he screamed as he plummeted to the ground.

As soon as he landed, he shakily rose himself using his arms. I stomped my foot into the small of his back and held out my hand.

"Give back what you stole from her." I almost growled at him. Wide-eyed, he handed the purse to me. I opened it and looked inside, there was a phone, but no necklace.

I dug my heel further into his back.

"Give back the necklace."

"C-C'mon man! You're not worried about some dinky nec-!"

"THE NECKLACE." I shouted and felt him flinch, yanking the gold chain from his pocket and dropping it into my palm. As I held both items, I looked up and saw two security guards racing towards us. Knowing the criminal would be dealt with, I lifted my foot off of his back and walked back to where the lady was.

"Uhm... these belong to you." I held out my hands that held her belongings. But, rather than taking her things, she tackled me in a hug. I felt either warm tears, fresh blood or both soak into my shoulder.

"Thank you!! Thank you so much!!!" She tightened her arms around me, and I'm luckily I was still holding her things in my hands, otherwise I would've accidentally disentigrated her on instinct.

But, eventually, she pulled away.

"Sorry.. I'll take my- oh! You're hurt!!" She exclaimed as she took her purse from my hand, it was all covered in blood and swelling from the irritating pricks still stuck inside.

"It's nothing... I'll take care of it.." I pull my hand away but she's quick to grab me by the wrist and pull my hand closer.

"No need!" She smiled happily at me and raised her other hand to show that it was secreating some sort of pink lotion. She ran her hand over my hand and covered it with said lotion, within seconds, it melted into my skin and any trace of injury was long gone. I took a surprised look back at her own body and saw that her bruises and cuts from before were also gone.

"My quirk heals any sort of injury using this pink lotion." She briefly explains before walking off and waving back to me, a warm expression on her face.

"Thank you! You're my hero!"

...

Hero

I'm a hero.

Not just a hero... someone's hero...

"Tomura!!! That was... that was amazing!!!" Uraraka hugged me from behind. I was too awestruck to react... I... me, a hero. I couldn't believe it.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the cactus guy from before glaring at me as he was carried off.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, WANNABE HERO!!"

I couldn't find it in me to be angry at him. I actually felt... good. It felt good to help someone. It felt good to stop a criminal...

Is this what being a hero... really is?

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(A/N: I think the new update schedule will be once every 6-7 days!! School has really slowed me down, but I'll be damned if that will stop me!)