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Ch. 47- Be Polite, Be Efficient, And Don't Have a Plan to Kill Everyone You Meet

Hidokina's POV

"Yaomomo help Hido's trying to harvest my boyfriend's toessss. (yeah, and without me)" Jin whines and leans against Yaomomo, the latter of the two returning hid words with a simple eye roll and a laugh.

"Maybe if you ask him nicely, he'll let you help harvest his toes." Jin perks up.

"Hido, can I help harvest Shuichi's toes?? (Pretty please?)"

"Yeah, sure."

"Stop talking about harvesting my toes!!" Iguchi finally shouts at us, his cheeks already bright pink from embarrassment. Jin switches from leaning on Momo to him, hanging his arms around the back of his neck and resting his chin on the top of his head. If Iguchi wasn't embarrassed before, you bet your entire ass he was now.

"Jin, I swear to god.."

"(I see no god up here, only me)." The more serious and deep of his two voices says in a deadpan, I could hear Mina, Hagakure and Uraraka losing their shit from just behind us.

"All three of you have awful humor." Touya smiles at the trio in a brotherly fashion, in response, Mina wheezes.

"You can't say they have awful humor when you laugh at dinosaur jokes!!" Toga latches herself onto his arm, skipping. He ignores her, probably used to it by now.

"I do not!!" He defends, but then, Shigaraki speaks up.

"Hey Toga, why can't you hear Pterodactyls in the stall next to you?" Toga plays along, a mischievious glint in her eye.

"Geeee Tommy... is it because the P is silent?"

"No it's because the dinosaurs are fucking dead."

"PFFFT-" Touya practically spits and we all look at him smugly, that look of hilarity left as soon as it had appeared... quickly being replaced with boredom and a tired glare.

"I get it, I was exposed, shut the fuck up."

"None of us were ta-"

"Isaidshutthefuckup." Touya said to his smartass of a little brother. All Todoroki does in response is smile innocently at him and stick out his tongue. It takes all of Touya's strength to not burn him alive.

"Let's just... head into the mall..." He says through gritted teeth and speed walks through the front doors. I look towards Shigaraki with an expression that asks "Does he always get like this?" Shigaraki just shrugs and follows Touya, as well as the rest of us.

We walk in, and luckily, the mall is a bit more empty today. Not suspiciously empty, but empty enough to make all of that were formerly in the league feel safe.

To my side, I hear Hagakure clap her hands together.

"Okay!! Now, we can either all split up into groups to look in different stores, or we can stay together!"

"It will look less suspicious if we go into different groups. Besides, the lot of us have varying styles..."

"We get it, Dad, you're fancier than us."

"That's not what I meant..!"

"That's what they all say." Touya winks at a flustered and tired Sako.

"Anyways, yeah, I'll split up. Todoroki and Midoriya, you're comin' with me." Touya says and the two kids mentioned before follow behind him as he walks off in the distance, and, little by little, others went off into their own little groups. Shigaraki left, being led by Uraraka, Shuichi went off with Rin and Kaminari, Jin went off with Shouji, Toga went with Monoma, Compress left with Hagakure and Mina and I was with Yaomomo, Iida and Kamakiri.

"I guess it's just us then!" Iida waves his hands around excitedly, a bright smile on his face. The remaining three of us nod.

"So, Hido, it's you that we're buying clothes for, so where do you want to go first?" Yaoyorozu asks kindly and I smile at her from under my respirator.

"I think you know." I say vaguely and she looks just slightly confused before Kamakiri taps her shoulder and walks ahead of us.

"Hot Topic it is. Come along." He reads my mind and leads us to the promised land. I can feel dissapointment radiating from Iida and Yaomomo as their edgy son and the equally edgy cousin lead them to the lair of emo shitheads.

"I consent to this as long as we go shopping in an actual clothes store later..." Iida says as we approach the front door.

"Oh.. yeah.. of course.. we totally won't just spend the entire time just looking around..."

"Nooo... wouldn't dream of it..." Kamakiri and I draw out as we walk into the store, immediately heading over to the endless racks of shirts and pants.

Man.. I wonder if Kamakiri and Iida's brothers are here yet..

Buzzbuzz

Well, I might find out.

...

Group chat between GottaBlast, Heracross and Ketssup??

GottaBlast: Are either of you here yet?? I'm sitting in the food court

Heracross: Just got here, walking to the food court as we speak

Ketssup??: I've been here for a little bit already, I'm in Hot Topic with 3 of my.. relatives

GottaBlast: Fuckin sick, should we just meet over there then?

Heracross: I don't see why not.

GottaBlast: Nice, we get to meet your relatives too, Jinshugi

Ketssup??: Oh trust me, you already know them

GottaBlast: Wait what

GottaBlast: Jinshugi Hidokina

Heracross: Jinshugi I swear

GottaBlast: SHUGI! You can't just say something ominous like that and then leave!

Heracross: WE KNOW YOU CAN READ THESE

GottaBlast:
GottaBlast: Dammit, Jinshugi

Ketssup??: :3c

...

Unknowingly, I let out a light laugh, catching Kamakiri's (I'm just now realzing how weird it is to address two people by the same name) attention since he was just barely across from me.

"What's so funny, Hido?"

"nnnOOTHING AT aLL-" I gay panic. Kamakiri's eyes narrow.

"I recognize a gay panic when I see one. Who is it you're crushing on?" He says completely nonchalantly, not teasing me in any way and going back to trifling through the clothes on the rack.

"...you wouldn't like it if I told you." I mutter anf stiffly look through the clothes on the opposite side, occasionally pulling out shirts, socks and pants I like.

"Really? Try me."

"..okay... well, first of all, it's two people..."

"Not a problem with that."

"..one of them is Iida's brother.."

"Ha, he'll get a lau-"

"-and the other is your brother." I rush to get out and Kamakiri stops in his tracks, the quiet and abrupt screech of the metal hanger scraping across the bar of the rack heard as he stops. He kept his head down, and stayed silent.

"...Kamakiri?" My voice nearly trembles in fear. I've seen what Kamakiri can do... how angry he gets... I just hope he doesn't cut me in half.

"..I give my consent."

Unexpected..

"Oh- thank you! I-" All of a sudden, a blade is being held to my throat.

"But, hurt him in any way, shape, or form, I'll make mincemeat out of ya." His voice was deep and threatening. Normally I'd make a joke about how I'm scared AND horny, but honestly I'm just terrified please help me-

"Y-Yes sir.. please don't kill me.." I back off slightly, and his blade retreats back into his skin.

"No point in it, anyways. My brother really likes you... like... really, really likes you. You and Tenkakyo make him happy so I won't mess with the two of ya for now." Waitwaitwaitwait... did he just say he likes me??

"Wait- when you say he likes me... you don't mean.."

"Yes, I do."

...WHAAAAT-

"Speaking of my brother..." Kamakiri mutters to me and points to the entrance, where both Kamakiri (it still feels so weeeird) and Iida are standing. Immediately upon seeing them, my heart stops, my stomach tightens, and my blood runs cold. I'm stuck in my rigid position with a fully-flushed face. Kamakiri immediately takes note and flashes a shit-eating grin towards me, then raises his hand over to the other two at the entrance.

"Saibuto! Tenkakyo! Over here!" He shouts out and Tenkakyo pats the arm of a previously distracted Saibuto. Upon seeing Kamakiri, his face shows nothing but confusion.

"Togaru? What are you doing-" Kamakiri Junior (or should I call him Saibuto?) says until he sees me standing next to him, then the two of them stop in surprise, Saibuto looks a little worried, even.

"Jinshugi... is Togaru one of your relatives..?" He asks, a small hint of fear in his words. It makes sense, really. If he does like me, then if I was related to him in some way... that would cause some... problems.

"N-No! I mean.. I called him my relative... but he's not really.. we're friends and I live with him and the other two classes in their dorms..." I can practically feel Kamakiri's internal sigh of relief.

"Ah.. that makes more sense.."

"Yeah.. but how come we didn't see you when we visited a few days ago?" Iida questions.

"Well... All Might didn't clear my name yet, and I was still known as a villain. I couldn't show my face to a bunch of people yet, so I had to hide as well as the rest of the former league." I explain quickly.

"Interesting... well.. we don't want to interrupt you guys here, so.. we can just g-"

"NO- no! Th-There's no need for that! ...uh.." I look nervously at Kamakiri senior, he shrugs and nods his head towards Iida and Yaomomo. They both look at me and nod in unison, though Iida was giving me a death glare... and Yaomomo had to lightly slap his arm.

"Uhm... actually.."

"Hido can join you two," Kamakiri slaps a wallet hard against my chest, making me recoil back. Where did he even get this?? "We were just taking him clothes shopping, but I'm sure he can manage that alone." He winks towards me. Of all people... I never expected Kamakiri fucking Togaru to be my wingman.

"Of course... if it's not too much trouble, Shugi?" Kamakiri junior asks hopefully, Iida lights up next to him... and who am I to say no to their absolutely adorable faces?

"Of course it's not.. I'd love to be with you two!" I smile brightly beneath my respirator, only realzing how what I said could be taken much differently.

"I mean around the mall!! Not like... like that.." I laugh nervously and walk over to the other two. Their faces were both slightly pink...

"Oh- yes.. of course.." Iida sounded a little dissapointed.

"Well, we best be off then.." Kamakiri waves goodbye to his older brother. "Text me when we should bring him back."

"I'll be sure to. You kids have fun on your date!" He waves as we walk out. I could see Kamakiri physically refrain himself from going back and strangling him.

"...soooo... I heard Old Man Kamakiri call you 'Hido' back there... can we call you that?" Iida asks, I nod silently.

"Sure, you can call me by any form of my given name if you want..."

"In that case, you can call me Tankakyo, or any nickname you come up with."

"Same with me." Saibuto puts a thumbs up. Finally... now I won't confuse them with their brothers.

"Well.. where should we head first?"

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And thus, we already went through tons of stores... turns out the wallet Kamakiri gave me had about ¥54,000 ($500) in it... where the hell..?

Nevermind that, all that matters is how much my arms were starting to hurt because I insisted I carried all the clothes I bought.. not wanting to burden the other two.

"..are you sure you don't need help, Kina?" Tenka looks at me suspiciously, I painfully nod back.

"If you want, we can stop to eat so you don't have to carry them for much longer. There's this nice Yatai that just opened up that I've been wanting to try." Saibuto proposes and, as if on cue, both mine and Tenka's stomach growl loudly.

"...I think you have your answer."

"Wonderful. Follow me." Saibuto says and walks ahead of the two of us. As we walk, I indulge myself in my own mind. I know it's only been a few days since I first met these two... and I realized I liked the two of them a little while after... but I really want to confess to them today. I can feel the confidence building up inside of me, and it just motivates me to even more. I'm going to tell them up front once we get our food... I'll probably make things really awkward.. but.. I have hope they'll find a way to forgive or ignore me. If not, then wooo boy am I in for a life of despair.

"Tenka, Hido, I'll order for us, you two find a place to sit." Saibuto says once he sees the fairly long line.

"Sounds good. I'll have some Imagawayaki and green tea."

"Salted caramel crepe and a coffee. No sugar or cream."

"Ew what the fuck."

"Shut up, let's just go find a table!" Tenka shouts and drags me along with him around the seating area by the hand, not even giving us time to say goodbye to Sai.

Wait we're holding hands.

"Uhm... Tenka..." I look up at him and catch his attention, then glance back down at our hands so he could catch on. I feel his hand becoming hot as he yanks it away.

"S-Sorry... ohlookatable!!!" He stiffly moves over to a three-seater, me lagging behind. It was reallly cute seeing him get all flustered.

I sit down next to Tenka, who's head was plopped in his arms and ears were a bright shade of red. It felt like an eternity before Sai came back with our food and drinks.

"Hey you two... I've got your- is something wrong, Tenka?" He asks in his true motherly fashion, setting our food in front of us as he sits in the final seat.

"Everything's alright.. thank you, Sai." Tenka smiles warmly at him and my heart skips a beat once more. I saw Saibuto's cheeks turn a bit darker as well as the tip of his horn.

"It was really nothing... now, let's eat." He says and places his stick of Takoyaki in front of his face, his pincers clamping down and holding them in a vice grip as he munches away. Tenka sips on his still piping hot coffee, ignoring the torturous burning of his tongue to avoid further embarrassment, but it was still visible as he winced whenever he took a sip. I ate my Imagawayaki quickly, mustering up the courage to confess as soon as I was done. But, as I was eating, I noticed they also looked like they had something on their mind.

As soon as I finished, I gently set down my tea cup, and took in a deep breath.

"Saibuto, Tenkakyo... there's something I have to tell you both." I say clearly and confidently, despite feeling a near-crippling fear reside within me.

"What a coincidence, I do too."

"As do I."

"Ah.. I see.. well, if you don't mind, I have to get this out first before I lose my confidence." I straighten up, take in a couple more deep breaths, and look at the two of them. They were both curious... yet hopeful.

"I.. like both of you. As in, like-like. You interested me from the first moment we meant, and as we got closer, it's just festered more and more... I understand if you don't feel the same, or if this is a little early, but-"

"aRE yOU KIDDING? I fELt-" Tenka starts but takes a deep breath and starts over. "I've felt this way.. for about the same time. Ever since I first met you, Saibuto, and when I first saw you, Kina... I was instantly- just- infatuated..." He says in complete sincerity with a heartfelt confession. The two of us look to Sai with an air of expectance.

"I...actually feel the same way... So.. does this mean we're all dating now..?"

"Only if you're both okay with it!"

"I'm more than okay with it, to be honest."

"..well.. perfect." Saibuto says and leans over the table, pecking the two of us on our cheeks and effectively just fucking murdering us.

"I've wanted to do that for so fucking long holy shit."

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(A/N: I'm! Sorry! This! Took! So! Long! There will be an extension with the rest of the villains soon, school has been overwhelming so it's been really hard to even brainstorm... but I hope to get better at this in the future! Also, I just want to say the updates for my new book are going to be very irregular until this one finishes!)

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