-(It is Saturday my dudes)-

"Class g(A)y and Les(B)ian"

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: It's Saturday!! You know what that means!!

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Time to go feral babey

Raphael: Shopping?

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: SHOPPING!!

BloodKink: SHOPPING!!!

RiskyHandjob: Oh no

MonochromeDeadpool: Oh yes

MagicMike: Accept it.

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: YEEEAAH, GET HYPE!!

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: But sadly, not everyone can come. We don't want a ton of attention on us in order to hide you guys so only a few people are coming.

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: And who would they be?

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: Myself, Mina, Shouji, Rin, Kaminari, Monoma, Midoriya, Todoroki, Uraraka, Kamakiri, Iida and Yaomomo!

RiskyHandjob: You call that only a few people?

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: Yep! Now get ready or I'll soften your teeth!!

Ketssup??: Just imagining that made me gag.

Norbert: Just.. imagine your teeth weren't hard, they were soggy and flappy like noodles and you could feel them lightly graze your tongue whenever you talked..

BloodKink: I think Tommy just vomited

RiskyHandjob: I SWEAR TO FUCK AT THIS RATE I'LL FORM ANOTHER GODDAMN LEAGUE-

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Calm down Tomura

RiskyHandjob: ...okay

BloodKink:

RiskyHandjob: Bitch

BloodKink: ...

RiskyHandjob: Don't you fucking dare

Ketssup??: W H I P P E D

RiskyHandjob: HAJSHSBAOSBSLSKW

Lemon Boy: STOP RUNNING AROUND THE FUCKING HALLS

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: I can't believe Hido's fucking dead

Gravity don't mean too much to me: I'll prepare the funeral

:3c: RUN KETCHUP!!

Ketssup??: StOP FUCKING CALLING ME KETChUABoaJSNAK

MandickTheTittySmithy: F

BigTroubleInLittleChina: F

Washing Machine: F

Googly-Eyes: F

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: 😔👊

Boys Will Be Bugs: Please.. can we just leave...

Bone hurty juice: The chat or the dorms?

Boys Will Be Bugs: This plane of existence.

Bone hurty juice: Idk but I felt that

Ada Wong: I've never vibed harder with you, KamakiriAHDJSUSGSKAH

Raphael: AJSSHJABiabsshaHSHS

MonochromeDeadpool: KAMAKIRI SAW WHAT SERO WAS TYPING, SAID "vibe check" AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A FUCKING ENDEAVOR BODY PILLOW (AHSKSUABAIHSSIHSSI)

TheAndroidSentByTensei: Ah, so it makes a return.

IcyT H O T: MOMO

Engineer: :3c

:3c: I'm.. so proud

O.K. KYO: Everyday I fall more and more in love with you, Momo...

Engineer: Right back at you, darling

O.K. KYO: abhshsksjsu...

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Wow, the gay is really strong in this chapter. So many keyboard smashes.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Now all we need are some finger guns

Polly Geist: Hey what's the universal symbol for lesbians?

Licker (RE2): Stargazing

Lizalfo: It's fucking flannels babey!!!!!!

Mr. Sandman: What about us pans?

BigTroubleInLittleChina: The pantry

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Kitchen utensils

TheAndroidSentByTensei: Aces?

Purity uwu: A♠️♣️♥️♦️!

Candyman: He said the ace cards in a deck

Polly Geist: How bout some... alligators

Candyman: You heard it here, alligators are ace.

Polly Geist: Nice

Leon "the S stands for sexy" Skennedy: And if they're feral aces, they're feraligatrs!

Ada Wong: God I love you so fucking much

BloodKink: Aros are knives! Trans is cotton candy and non-binaries are jack-o-lanterns!

Force Palm: Demi?

Gorilla Glue: 🍩!

Ada Wong: Yoooo demi-doughnuts

Penis Enlargement Pills: As a resident polysexual, I declare myself a narwhal

Ketssup??: As a resident polyamorous, I declare myself fuckin Prince Sidon from botw

M'Furry: Valid, but how did we all get so sidetracked?

Norbert: FUCKWELEAVEIN5MINUTESGETYOURSHIT

IcyT H O T: Shit has been gotted

Norbert: G O O D

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Hidokina's POV

"HAS YOUR SHIT BEEN GOTTED???"

"Yeess."

"OKAY, THEN ROLL OUT!"

"Yes mom.."

"YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU YOUNGINS!"

With a laugh, Mina lead us all to the train station to head down to the mall. It felt... nice. Being able to walk down the street without the fear of being caught by the police or people giving you suspcious glances, anyone barely even looked at me at all! It was wonderful! Whenever my mind began to drift off to anything unpleasant, Yaoyorozu automatically pulled me out of my thoughts, striking up a nice conversation over just about anything. The types of tea, our favorite pokemon (she loves Skarmory), how the dinosaurs were wiped out, etc..

The train ride to the mall was a little cramped, but overall much better than I expected. I thought I was going to be completely squished and freak out, but I would only occasionally get bumped into by anyone standing next to me. They'd quickly apologize as well.

Finally, some basic human decency.

Buzzbuzz

Speaking of decent humans..

...

Group chat between Ketssup??, Heracross and GottaBlast

GottaBlast: Kamakiri, Jinshugi, you guys wanna go to the mall together?? I finally have a free day today

Heracross: Iida Tenkakyo, what have I told you about over-exerting yourself when you smith?

GottaBlast: ...that I'll burn out..

Heracross: Are you asking us because you burned out?

GottaBlast: ...yea

Ketssup??: Why do they even let you smith? You're 13???

GottaBlast: Idk but I like it.

Ketssup??: Fair enough but be careful. I saw those burns on your hands yesterday.

GottaBlast: ..no you didn't

GottaBlast: But answer my question, dammit. You guys up to go or not?

Heracross: Yeah I'm up for it.

Ketssup??: I'm already heading to the mall with..some family..so I'll probably just see you guys there

GottaBlast: Sick. Well, gotta blast-

Heracross: You do this everytime you leave-

GottaBlast: How else do you think I got my name?

...

My stomach does somersaults, my cheeks flush and my spirits lift when I read through their texts. It's literally only been 3 days but I've fallen fast and hard for the both of them... which fucking sucks. Especially when I'm literally the worst at hiding my crushes. I mean, I've never had crushes before, but judging from how I'm acting now jesus fuck I am not handling this well.

"Yo, Hido, what's with the face?" My head snaps up to look at Shuichi, who, upon seeing the pinkness of my cheeks and the messages on my phone, sprouted a suggestive look towards me.

Oh no.

"Soo.. who ya texting?~" He winks at me and gets slightly closer. With every passing moment, I felt my hatred for him burn more and more.

"No one..!" I raise my voice only slightly at him, not wanting to cause a huge scene. The smug fuckin look on his face only grew more and more. I swear the train better stop soon or I may actually strangle him.

"Yaoyorozu told me you made a couple of friends at school... is it one of them? Maybe both of them?~"

"I swear to god I will milk your scales."

"Please don't I very much like my scales."

"Ok, but only if-"

"Okay so what are their names?? I heard Kamakiri and Iida say their brothers go to Hope's Peak, is it them??"

"WH- WHA-"

"Ah, so it is."

And, as if god was finally on my side after all these years of him locking me away in hell like the coward he is, the train docked.

I glare at him intensely, a little flicker of fear appearing on his face.

"Time for a toe harvest."

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(A/N: Take this shitpost of a chapter because I'm tired and I have to spend the weekend with total strangers at both Universal and their goddamn house :)). )