"Class g(A)y and les(B)ian"

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Y'all we should get Shuichi, Touya and Jin some new phones.

Ada Wong: Yeah we need to add them to this chat of god's disappointments

Norbert: Is that a mood I see?

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: Hmmm a mood I see, hmmm gaining a friend you are

Ada Wong: HMMM POSTED CRINGE YOU HAVE

Gravity don't mean too much to me: LOSE SUBSCRIBER YOU WILL

RockHard™️: ...does anyone have any old phones they can use?

Engineer: I have plenty! My parents always bought me whatever new phone came out, always wanting me to have "the highest quality phone as possible". I'm still not sure why they were so hung up over it.

Engineer: Sorry for rambling, but I still have them all since I got too emotionally attached,,,

O.K. KYO: THAT'S A MOOD

Tony Stark: Me @ Roombas

Tony Stark: They're little... robot puppies

TheAndroidSentByTensei: We have a ton of roombas back home. They're wonderful! My siblings always treat them like family.. feeding them dinner and such

:3c: ?? siblings?? As in plural?? I thought Tensei was your only sibling?

TheAndroidSentByTensei: Nope! I also have a 13 year old little brother named Tenkakyo, and two twin 3 year olds named Tenkoshi (boy) and Tenshoru (girl)!

Googly Eyes: IIDA LORE! I REPEAT: IIDA LORE!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: If it helps I also have four blood siblings. But we all live in different families. It's complicated.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: And I have two older brothers

Penis Enlargement Pills: Kaibara and I are cousins

Washing Machine: 👌

RockHard™️: I have a little sister

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Same

Ada Wong: I have 3 siblings

BigTroubleInLittleChina: I have an older brother

Candyman: I have an older sister that only Ko knows about

Purity uwu: ^-^

Norbert: WHY DID YOU ALL NEVER TELL US THIS????

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: You never asked us

Boys Will Be Bugs: My family will forever remain a mystery...

:3c: He has a younger brother. 14.

Boys Will Be Bugs: ...shut up Manga

:3c: :3c

Lizalfo: Ah. Living up to your user, I see.

:3c: ;3c

Princess Peach: ...Are we skipping over the fact that Yui and Sen are cousins?

Washing Machine: Yes

Penis Enlargement Pills: Yes

Princess Peach: Fair enough, have a nice day.

:3c: But I've always wanted a sibling! Especially a little one!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: No

TheAndroidSentByTensei: You do not

Boys Will Be Bugs: You never will

Candyman: Please for the love of god reconsider

:3c: You're not my dads

Candyman: Kamakiri is.

:3c: No. he's daddy.

Boys Will Be Bugs: NiNAISNAOASHIAM

JapaneseDracoMalfoy: Good work. You broke him.

MandickTheTittySmithy: While we were playing smash, too...

:3c: It's what I do~

Engineer: ...anyways... I'll collect my phones for Shuichi, Jin and Touya

Ada Wong: Yes, Thank you.

Engineer has added Raphael, MonochromeDeadpool and MasterHasGivenDabiASock to "Class g(A)y and les(B)ian"

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: The title is... very fitting

Raphael: Now that I'm here it's more like (B)isexual

MonochromeDeadpool: Thank you Yaomomo!! (We're grateful)

Engineer: You're welcome Jin!

Lemon Boy: WELCOME TO HELL, BASTARDS!!!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: WELCOME TO THE MIND FUCK

Fucknugget: Welcome to the Black Parade.

Norbert: WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE

In the Arms of an Angel: Welcome to the bread store. We sell bread.

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Welcome to mcdawnalds. Do you want a phucking beesechurger???

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: P-Please... I just want to see my wife again...

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: chInken nUNGET

MonochromeDeadpool: I love this already! (What a fucking disaster)

Raphael: I'm able to figure out who most of you are based on your names but... who the fuck is Norbert???

Norbert: Mina here! My name's an Alien reference!

Raphael: how

Norbert: Norbert the synthetic Xenomorph! Created by Dr. Mayakovsky and best friends with the ship's dog, Mac.

Ada Wong: Wow. I'm afraid I'm going to have to revoke your nerd card, Shuichi.

Raphael: No please it's all I have left-

Washing Machine: I can steal his nerd rights :))))))

Mr. Sandman: I swear to god Kaibara...

Prolly Geist: What is it with you and stealing rights?? I mean same but why??

Washing Machine: It's the only power I have in this world where I don't matter

Googly Eyes: ...do you want to snuggle?

Washing Machine: yeahhh,,,

Googly Eyes: Door's open

Washing Machine: Nice

Lemon Boy: Gay

In the Arms of an Angel: Says the guy cuddling with Kirishima

Lemon Boy: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SQUID KID.

Fucknugget: YOU'RE A KIIIID NOW. YOU'RE A SQUIIIID NOW.

Raphael: Wow I can't believe Shouji made Splatoon

In the Arms of an Angel: I'm being attacked. Fumi help.

Fucknugget: SPLATATATATATATATATATATATA-

In the Arms of an Angel: Goddammit

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: I regret living

MonochromeDeadpool: Touya no. (Mood sis)

Raphael: Jin no :(

MonochromeDeadpool: ...I'm sorry :(

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Help they're oblivious.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Wait 24 more chapters and maybe they'll get together

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Speaking from personal experience. And be prepared for poorly written angst along the way.

MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Chapters? What?

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: What?

M'Furry: Honestly I'm surprised it took you all this long to break the fourth wall.

Icy T H O T: Dammit where's the glitter glue-

Bone hurty juice: I snorted it.

Icy T H O T: Not again Izuku.

Bone hurty juice: hoes mad :/

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Toga's POV

"Compress!~ We're home!~" Mustard and I pranced in. Well, I pranced in. Mustard just followed behind me, looking immeasurably disappointed. Compress' head turned to look to us, revealing a worn down and blank Shiggy beside him.

"Nice to see you're back." He waves to us. Shigaraki grunts as a response too, and Compress motions for both of us to take seats next to them. We do as instructed by dad and sit down at the bar.

"Shigaraki's feeling a bit better, although still a bit drained." He rubbed his back and Shigaraki just collapsed his head in his arms on the bar table. Not crying or anything, just tired.

"At least you're out here, Tommy~! Anyways, did you want to hear our report??" I smiled brightly up at Compress. He was wearing a mask, so I couldn't read him, but he nodded in a slightly excited and sporadic manner.

"Yes please, do tell what happened."

"Okay, well! We weren't able to sneak in since I think they were all hanging out in their common room... but we got Twice to talk to us through the window! He told us about how nice the kids actually were... the teachers are apparently cool too! Everyone is accepting of whatever quirks they have, or any mental illnesses, sexualities, genders.. anything on that list! He made them sound like genuinely kind people! I really don't think they would mind us staying over there!" I bounced in my seat excitedly, only stopping once Mustard tapped my shoulder.

"Yes, and Twice mentioned they were going shopping on Saturday for new clothes. From simple deduction, we can only assume that means they care enough to waste resources like money on us for our own benefit." Mustard explains in his regular cold, smarty-pants voice. I swear, the words he uses sometimes are bigger than he is... then again that's almost every word. 5'1" lookin headass lmao.

"Perfect! So... should we go over..?"

"I think so!!!"

"Great!! I'll start packing my things!! ...unless, you don't want to go right now, Tommy?"

"..I don't care. We can leave now."

"Great! Mustard, Compress, you pack your stuff too! Let's go!"

"Okay."

"Woo!"

We all break from the bar and head up into our respective rooms. I immediately burst in and grab the largest duffel bag I own, shoving in all my stuffed toys and the one or two other school uniforms I own... yeah, I really need new clothes... this uniform is cute and all, but I need more variety in my life! Either way, I finished packing quickly with what little stuff I owned and ran back downstairs to meet up with everyone. They all had about the same amount of stuff as me, Compress had a couple more things like vintage wines and card decks. Mustard of course had his antique gun collection, but Shigaraki was fairly plain, only gathering some clothes in a bag since he didn't have any material things.

"We ready to head out, lads?!"

"Yeah."

"Sure."

Shigaraki grunts again.

"Alright!!" I say and lead the way out of the door, that is, I'm about to until Mustard stops me.

"Wait! Shouldn't we leave our phones in case Dr. Ujiko can track us with them?-" he holds out his phone starts to speak until Shigaraki groans, taking out his phone, snatching Mustard's phone from his hands, and yoinking mine and Compress' phones from our pockets. He holds all four of them and they disintegrate, turning to dust and falling before him. We stare in shock at the pile and he walks past us, muttering a slightly annoyed "come on" and we all jump to follow him.

While walking along the sidewalk to sneak into UA again, I catch up to Tommy and mutter to him.

"Hey, Shigs, you remember how you vented to me about... being scared you'd accidentally kill us all..?"

"..." He doesn't speak, but the slightly unnerved look on his face says it all.

"Well, if they're taking us shopping on Saturday, they can buy you those gloves that cover up only a couple fingers! You wouldn't have to live in fear anymore!" I excitedly whisper-shout to him. His eyes light up ever-so-slightly, even though the rest of his expression was unmoving.

"..ok" is all he responds to me with. Keeping his eyes forward while we walked. I happily walked beside him, gaining a skip in my step.

Maybe now he can be happy.

With Dabi, too.

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Jin's POV

"Hey, Shinsou!" I shout over to Shinsou while we hung out in the kitchen, everyone else was coming up with some shenanigans that we didn't want to get involved with just yet.

"Yeah?"

"I was just wondering.. can I have Mr. Aizawa's number?"
"It's important." I ask him and he smirks at me.

"If you're interested, you should know he's already married."

"Not in that way! I already like someone!"
"You little shit."

"Oho? Who would that be?"

"...None of your business!"
"You little shit." He just laughs at me, pulling out his phone.

"It's alright, everyone already knows who. And yeah, you can have it, but why?"

"The rest of our league might be coming over soon, today, even!"
"I want to warn him first." I explain and Shinsou nods, not looking up from his phone as he types furiously on the keyboard. Suddenly, I feel a buzz from my new phone in my pocket.

Taking it out, I see Shinsou's texted me his number.

"Thanks, Shin!"

"No problem, Jin."

...

Private messages between MonochromeDeadpool and MummyI'mAZombie

MonochromeDeadpool: Hi! It's Twice! Shinsou gave me your number! (There's something I need to tell you.)

MummyI'mAZombie: Alright, and that would be?

MonochromeDeadpool: The rest of the league will be coming over soon to stay! (Is that okay?)

MummyI'mAZombie: That's more than okay, Twice. Although, we don't have any rooms for all of you at the moment, so you'd each need to... sleep in the commons, or something. Also what do they look like so we can know when they're coming?

MonochromeDeadpool: Great to hear! There will be four of them. The first is Shigaraki, he has long and light blue, almost white hair. (He used to have white hands all over him but he ditched them) his skin is also super dry and he'll probably be wearing all black. Next is Toga, she wears a highschool uniform with a tan sweater over. Her hair is blonde and in cute little buns. (Babey #1) Compress has on a top hat, mask and long, brown trench coat. (Honestly it'd be harder not to spot him) and finally there's Mustard! He normally has on a green gas mask but sometimes he opts our for a mouth-covering respirator, and his hair is light brown! He also wears a middle school uniform and is suuper small. (Babey #2)

MummyI'mAZombie: I'll be on the lookout for them on the cameras. You can just wait, they're in good hands.

MonochromeDeadpool: I believe it! (They better fucking be)

...

Jumping on the balls on my feet and flapping my hands in front of me excitedly, I make my way out of the kitchen and run around, yoinking Touya and Shuichi to the side. They spoke yell in shock at me literally dragging them.

"The hell, Jin???" Touya rubs the back of his shoulder where I yanked him.

"What's up, man?" Shuichi looked a bit more dazed, rubbing his other shoulder but much more gently with an almost dreamy look in his eyes, as if he'd never been touched before. So fucking cute oh my god...

"The rest of the league is coming!!!"
"Toga told me!" I shout excitedly and both of their faces light up. Touya grips my shoulders, almost rocking me back in forth.

"DOES THAT MEAN TOMURA'S COMING TOO?!"

"YEeAah- plEaSE StOp shAKIng mEE!"

"Sorry." He lets go and I almost fall back from dizziness, being quickly caught by Shuichi.

"Touya, don't shake him! You know babey shake syndrome is a real thing!"

"..are you saying Jin is babey?"

"Are you saying he isn't?"

"Fair enough. Have a nice day."

"I'm right here!" My face heats up under the mask, but I make no effort to escape from Shuichi's arms. His scales felt nice and smooth, and his skin was cold, but a nice kind of cold.

"What was that I heard about the rest of the league coming over?" I looked over and saw the blonde rat. Which blonde rat, you ask? You guess.

"Yeah! The rest of the league is coming!" I excitedly motion by waving my hands around me and in front of me.

"Cool. But if it turns out they're coming over to hurt us anymore, and this was all some sort of elborate-ass scheme, I won't hesitate to murder all of you." He completely deadpans. Well that didn't sound very heroic.

"Please do. I welcome death."

"I've been waiting my whole life just to die."

"...are you guys okay?"
"I mean same but... stop." Both Touya and Shuichi say, Bakugou scoffs at the three of us.

"Fuckin' edgelords..."

"Well look who's talkin'."

"At least I don't look Kentucky Fried, you crispy piece of shit."

"oooOOOH" Both me and Spinner screamed in unison. Touya dramatically grabbed his chest.

"I've been wounded... SHOUTO! YOUR FRIEND IS BEING MEAN!"

"Get used to it. The rest of us have already."

"Yeah, after a while he becomes less and less threatening."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, SQUID KID?"

"YOU'RE A KIIIIID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUIIIIID NOW-"

"Fumi you already made that joke-"

"SPLATATATATATATATATATA-"

"Kaminari... no."

"SPLATOON! WII U!"

"Sero, Kaminari, Fumi, none of you are invited to my funeral.

"Seems fair."

"You guys are nerds." Shuichi sighs, Kaminari looks at him smugly, about to pull out the ultimate weapon.

"Oh, we're nerds?"

"Yes."

"Alright then..." Kaminari clears his throat. I slide out of Shuichi's arms, not wanting to be caught up in what Kami's planning.

"TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER-" He starts and, within the blink of an eye, Shuichi is... standing on the back of the couch. Great.

"HERE WE GO IT'S THE LEAN, GREEN NINJA TEAM. ON THE SCENE, COOL TEENS DOING NINJA THINGS. SO EXTREME OUT THE SEWER LIKE LASER BEAMS, GET ROCKED WITH THE SHELL SHOCKED PIZZA KINGS." Shuichi finishes and Kaminari just continues his singing... egging him on further.. oh god this always happens.

"CAN'T STOP THESE RADICAL DUDES, THE SECRET OF THE OOZE MADE THE CHOSEN FEW. EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS TO MAKE THEIR MOVE. THE GOOD GUYS WIN AND THE BAD GUYS LOSE."

"LEONARDO'S THE LEADER IN BLUE, DOES ANYTHING IT TAKES TO GET HIS NINJA'S THROUGH-"

"DONATELLO HE'S THE FELLOW, HAS A WAY WITH MACHINES-"

"RAPHAEL'S GOT THE MOST ATTITUDE ON THE TEAM-"

"MICHAELANGELOOOO, HE'S ONE OF A KIND, AND YOU KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND HIM WHEN IT'S PARTY TIME-"

"MASTER SPLINTER TAUGHT THEM EVERY SINGLE SKILL THEY NEED TO BE ONE LEAN, MEAN, GREEN, INCREDIBLE TEAM!"

"TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES,
TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER!" The two finished together, out of breath and with flushed cheeks.

"I'm... very aroused."

"Sero stop being so horny on main."

"Shut up, you're not my dad, Kiri."

"I am... also very aroused." I stare in belief at the two.

"First of all, Kaminari's a minor, second of all, keep your hands off my man." Sero glares at me.

"I'MNOTTALKINGABOUTKAMINARIWHATKINDOFSICKFUCK-"
"YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU CHEAP SPIDER-MAN."

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you guys, what are you talking about?" Shuichi jumps down from the couch in front of us. Face flushed, heavily breathing, and with a dorky little smile on.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Quiet, inner voice.

I didn't say anything~

But I know what you're thinking. I am you.

Then you must know how turned on you a-

aaaaAAAA SHUT UP-

"WEWEREN'TTALKINGABOUTANYTHING-"

"Yeah... nothing at all.." Sero winks at Shuichi and walks off back to Kami. BITCH.

"...you sure it was nothing..?"

"YEP!"

"Ookay.."

"Can you two just kiss and get this ever-growing sexual tension over with?"

"QUIET, TOUYA."

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Shigaraki's POV

"UA is just up ahead, Tommy!" Toga skips excitedly ahead of all of us. My gaze wanders up just slightly to see the huge building. The huge building filled with traitorous heroes in training... ones that... may actually not be so bad...

"I have eyes, Toga... I can fucking see it.." I mutter and she just smiles back at me, unperturbed by my stand-offish attitude.

"Just think, Shigaraki. We could start a new life here. We won't be poor, you guys can get help, and... we'll have others that really care for us." Compress pats me on the back, and you can hear the smile in his voice. He's automatically lifted my spirits with his dad powers, even if I don't show it.

"Yeah... maybe I can finally get an education, even..."

"As if you really need one, Mustard. You already act like you're smarter than all of us!"

"Shut up."

"She's right. You do act like you're smarter than us!"

"I don't do it on purpose! It's on instinct, just how I normally act!"

"We know, we just like teasing you!" The three of them bicker like an old family around me. At first, it was annoying as all fuck, but now that I've gotten used to them... it's still annoying, but a little endearing now.

"Aaand we're h-!" Toga starts but is cut off soon by the gates starting to open. The four of us panic and look around for a place to hide, but, it's too late and the gate is now fully open, with the four of us frozen in our spots.

"Hey." Eraserhead waves to us. Oh hey, a real hero for once.

"Uhm... hello." Compress waves awkwardly, being the adult of the group.

"Twice told me you were coming. Shigaraki, Mustard, Toga, and Compress, Yes?" He deadpans, staring directly into each of our souls, making us all rigid as if we weren't before.

"Yes... that would be us."

"Perfect. Follow me." Aizawa motions limply and walks back onto the grounds, we follow him slowly, jumping as the front gates of UA close loudly. Well, no going back now.

He leads us straight through the grassy field to a huge building labeled "1-A", I'm guessing that's where the other three are staying. Looking to the front, I see Eraserhead pull out his phone and text someone really quick, then putting it back just as fast.

"I texted Twice about you. They're waiting excitedly, happy to see you." He says as bluntly as ever. So... they really haven't gotten bored of us...

We soon step up the the huge front door of the brick-building. Aizawa knocks and the door is quickly opened by a fuCKING GIANT WHAT-

"Good afternoon, Mr. Aizawa."

"Afternoon, Shouji. These are the league members." He points back to us and 'Shouji' looks at us. His gaze wasn't even that intense but... geez he's already terrifying.

"Great to finally meet you all, I'm Shouji Mezou. Come on inside, the other three are waiting for you." He greets us politely and steps out of the way, motioning us in with six hands that I didn't even see before.

"Thank you." Aizawa says and walks past. The four of us pick up our pace and nearly run inside, the lot of us excited to see our fellow members. But instead, we're met with about 40 other children all looking at us. Rather than looking fearful, or worrisome, they looked welcoming. Happy, even.

"Guys! They're here!" I see Midoriya shout out. Not even he's scared of us...

"GUYSSSS!!!!" We all heard a yell and saw an excited Twice holding out his arms for us, Toga ran straight for him and jumped in his arms, the two hugging eachother tightly.

"TOGAAAA!!!!!"

"TWICEEEEE!!!!"

"Shiggy! Compress! Mustard!" I look back and see Spinner in a new-looking lavender sweater. Where did he get that?

He also ran up to us, basically tackling both Mustard and Compress in a hug.

"Good to see you too, Spinner."

"Glad to have you back."

"Oh! Uh... Tomura.." I hear a familiar voice and my heart skips a beat. I look over and see a nervous Dabi jog up to me. My chest and cheeks plumed up in flames, the warmth nearly enveloped me entirely. I... I know he is.. was(?) a traitor... but it's so, so good to have him back again.

"Dabi..." I say exasperatedly, maybe even dreamily.

"It's um... been a while." He smiles nervously. Ah yes, tension.

"It has... hasn't it?"

"Yeah..."

There's an awkward silence, both of us just staring at eachother for a good while until he decides to speak up.

"I'm really happy to have you back." He laughs out and hugs me tightly. I don't have it in me to fight back, especially against him. So I just... hug him back. Slowly, but surely. He's so warm... he's always been so warm...

"..yeah, you too."

"Awwwww~"

"Shut it, Jin."

"Make me, hoe."

Ah yes, I'm definitely home now.

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(A/N: I have an odd impulse to draw all the kid's siblings now.)