-(4 am, hours before the dance)-

"Class 1-A"

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: If anything can be a quirk, could there be one to reanimate the dead? There was that one guy who made zombies... but he didn't reanimate you guys, just turned you.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Imagine if jerking off sounded like continuously squeezing a rubber chicken

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: What if someone had a quirk that turned their peepee into a musical instrument, like... maybe a flute?? A cello??? A ukulele?? A fuckin didgeridoo??

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: You Just... grip the shaft and play

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I'm eating 2 entire pints of ice cream and contemplating my sins.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: If I let this shit melt, stick it in a cup, then stick it in a fridge I could have a bomb-ass milkshake.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Why does my ice cream taste like honey bunches of oats with almonds

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Tastebuds who are you and why are you lying to me this is why I have trust issues you know that right

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: WAIT

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: IT's JUST THE COOKIE PART THAT TASTES LIKE CEREAL! NOT THE ICE CREAM!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: THE ICE CREAM IS JUST THE MILK!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I imagine the only good thing about having big boobs is pushing them up with your arms and sinking your face in them just to feel some sort of human warmth and interaction while also hiding like a turtle.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I feel sick is this what dying is

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I feel alone and hot but cold and tired but so awake and everything feels like lemons in cuts

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I just wrote what could be a Cavetown lyrics wowiiee

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: EVEEYTHING IS HEAVYYY

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I feel like Belle Delphine with how much cream I just ingested. Come take me and kill me with your cummies murderous dog daddy.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Captain America may have America's ass but All Might has Japan's ass.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: You ever forget you're lactose intolerant?

Fucknugget: ...is this why Sero and Kaminari are laughing so hard?

Icy T H O T: Do you need help???

Fucknugget: I think Kami and Sero need more help. They're going to die from asphyxiation if they keep this up. They're crying.

In the Arms of an Angel: Why are you all awake???

Icy T H O T: Shinsou woke me up

Fucknugget: Kami, Sero and I were all up watching terrible Syfy movies in Sero's dorm.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Nervous. Because dance.

In the Arms of an Angel: Is Ojirou not with you? I thought you two slept with each other like... every night?

Norbert: SlEEp wiTh eACHoThEr YoU sAY???

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: HMmMmMMmMmM iNteREStinG

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Candyman: All of the people who don't put this chat on silent at night are awake now.

In the Arms of an Angel: Cheers.

Bone hurty juice: So.... you two sleep with eachother huh?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: STOPPP

In the Arms of an Angel: I meant like... actual sleeping. You heathens.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Yeah and we don't sleep together every night. He sleeps in his own room. Why would he sleep here every night??? Huh??? WhY????

Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: Because he likes you

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: BLASPHEMY

Gravity don't mean too much to me: Y'all what the fuck it's 4 iN THE MORNING

Fucknugget: And we have the dance tomorrow. Don't forget that.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: How could I forget it's why I'm still awake

Norbert: TEA ☕️

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I'mmmmiss Oji...

Icy T H O T: ,,You're going to see him tomorrow, unless you just want someone to cuddle with.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Yeahh,,,

Bone hurty juice: He's grown too attached. It's too late for him now.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Murder me with your cummies murderous dog daddy

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I know I said I'm awake because of the dance, but also because,,, I shouldn't watch horror stuff just before bed,,

Fucknugget: Wait when you say murderous dog daddy, are you talking about Duck Season?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: ...perhaps. I also just watched the one episode of Supernatural where it's just a girl betting beaten and whipped in her parent's basement... kinda scarring and relatable lmaooo

Icy T H O T: ...how are you and Dr. Sero doing?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Wonderful. She's nice.

Ada Wong: I totally forgot my mom's your therapist.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Aha Yep

In the Arms of an Angel: Wait you watch Supernatural too???

In the Arms of an Angel: I thought it was just me and Fumi

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Nope. Me too bitch. And Ojirou, I think also Midoriya and Bakugou.

Bone hurty juice: Yep!!

In the Arms of an Angel: ...wanna come over and watch with me? I still need to finish season 14. Fumi you're invited too of course.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Heck yeah. I've only watched like.. the first 3 episodes.

Bone hurty juice: I finished already but it's a great season so yeah!

Fucknugget: Can Sero and Kami come? They've never watched it but they want to see. Also they're looking for their phones since they kinda just flew out of their hands while they were crying.

In the Arms of an Angel: Yeah sure.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Ok coming

Bone hurty juice: Yeah but should we wake up Ojirou and Bakugou to watch?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: ...Nah. Let them suffer.

Bone hurty juice: Wonderful.

Fucknugget: Alright we're headed out.

Fucknugget: ...Shinsou, Dark Shadow wants to know if he can lay his head in your lap.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Yeah ok

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"Spn Whores"

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: HA YOU BITCHES GUESS WHO'S GOING TO FINISH SEASON 14 BEFORE AAAANY OF YOU

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: WHAT

Mr. Sandman: THIS??? IS HOMPHOBIA???

Washing Machine: EXCUSÉ THE FUCK

:3c: I'M TELLING MOOOOOOM

BigTroubleInLittleChina: I'M TELLING GOD

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Chill kids, I got this.

:3c: What the hell is that supposed to mean gay boy

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Bone hurty juice: Kay I'm outside with the boys!

In the Arms of an Angel: ...all of you can come in except Midoriya

Bone hurty juice: This is Biphobia.

Fucknugget: Wait where's Shinsou?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Imma comin but Shouji I was wondering if some of my friends from 1-B could come over and watch? They haven't finished it either.

In the Arms of an Angel: ...hm-

...

TheseEyebagsAreGucci has added In the Arms of an Angel to "Spn Whores"

In the Arms of an Angel: What the fu

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Plead your cases, men.

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Mr. Sandman: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Washing Machine: I plead for no man.

:3c: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

BigTroubleInLittleChina: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEEEEE-

In the Arms of an Angel: HOLD ON I WAS GOING TO SAY YES ANYWAYS OH MY CHUCK-

In the Arms of an Angel: Who even are all of you????

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Kuroiro (me), Honenuki (Mr. Sandman), Kaibara (Washing Machine), Fukidashi (:3c), Rin (BigTroubleInLittleChina)

In the Arms of an Angel: Really? No Kamakiri or Yanagi? I thought this would be right up their alley??

Washing Machine: Kamakiri is stubborn and won't watch it if we keep suggesting it to him. And Yanagi doesn't like trying new things (even though she would LOVE) Spn.

In the Arms of an Angel: Ok well come on over.

BigTroubleInLittleChina: NICE WE'RE COMING

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"Class 1-A"

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I'm coming and I'm bringing friends from 1-B.

Bone hurty juice: Which ones??

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Kuroiro, Honenuki, Kaibara, Fukidashi and Rin

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: I don't know who any of them are but okay!!

Ada Wong: Same

Bone hurty juice: Do you think they would let me ask about their quirks???

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Probably, just try not to bombard them.

Bone hurty juice: Ok!!!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: I'm also adding all of you to our Spn chat group. Even you Kaminari and Sero.

Ada Wong: I didn't even know this show existed until today-

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Welcome.

Ada Wong: What is this show even about???

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

Ada Wong: Wh

Norbert: Fuckin neeeerds

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(A/N: Sorry for the bad filler, ya boi is going through some things right now and I've lost a bit of motivation. But enjoy some bonding stuff between A and B, the actual dance chapter will be next kids. Also the whole thing Shinsou did at the beginning is exactly what I texted my friend last night-)