CLASS 1-B:
Awase: MandickTheTittySmithy
Shiozaki: VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod
Tetsutetsu: Tony Stark
Honenuki: Mr. Sandman
Kendou: Big Meaty Claws
Monoma: JapaneseDracoMalfoy
Shouda: Force Palm
Bondo: Gorilla Glue
Tsuburaba: Googly-eyes
Kodai: Penis Enlargement Pills
Rin: BigTroubleInLittleChina
Pony: My Little Pony
Yanagi: Polly Geist
Shishida: M'Furry
Kaibara: Washing Machine
Kuroiro: BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark
Komori: Princess Peach
Kamakiri: Boys Will Be Bugs
Tokage: Lizalfo
Fukidashi: :3c
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Shinsou's POV

My face falls, and my heart sinks as I heart his words. The genuinely sorry look on his face tears right through me while we just stare at at each other for a minute or two. I tear myself forcefully away from his gaze, just looking down at the ground, anchored by my now heavy heart.

"Uhm... it's alright, really. I should've expected it, to be honest. Sorry for-" I start but I'm cut off by the quiet sound of his laughter next to me.

"Shinsou! I'm just kidding! Why would I ever say no to you? I'm sorry, you look so sad." He smiles sorrowfully at me and holds me closer my the waist. I stare at him in disbelief, tightening my grip around his shoulders.

"You're... kidding?"

"Of course I am. I'd love to go with you." His eyes soften as he looks up at me. The corners of my mouth twitch up into a smile for a split second before I put on a mask of fake annoyance, unhooking my arm from around him and speeding off back to the direction of the dorms.

"You're such an asshole." I look back at him, a small smile on my lips. He rolls his eyes and runs after me but still keeps his bright disposition, no matter how done with me he seems.

"Noooo! Take me back! I'm sorryy!" He yells sarcastically.

"I can never take you back! Not since you broke my heart in two!"

"We're just friends! We didn't do anything together!"

"Wait- you were CHEATING on me too?? With who???"

"Dammit- no one, I swear!"

"Is that why you've been getting so close with Bakugou lately????"

"Shinsou, listen, he was there for me when you weren't... ever since you went to prison for drunkenly having sex with the playground's slide and not asking for it's consent... he comforted me!"

"That wasn't me! I was framed, I'm telling you! They just didn't find the evidence! And I can't believe Bakugou... just when I thought we were friends... and I thought you were loyal!"

"I am!! I promise, it was a one time thing!"

"These hoes really ain't loyal... I'M TAKING THE KIDS! AND I'M TELLING KIRISHIMA!"

"NOOOO!" I break out in a fit of laughter, almost doubling over as I keep my stomach wrapped in my arm. Ojirou starts laughing too, finally catching up to me and now walking beside me.

"What the hell did we just do??"

"I have no idea... but I'm texting Bakugou about this."

...

Private messages between Lemon Boy and TheseEyebagsAreGucci

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: BAKUGOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THE SLUT OJIROU IS CHEATING ON ME WITH! I'M TELLING KIRISHIMA!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: NEXT TIME I GO TO PRISON FOR R*PING A SLIDE, YOU CAN HAVE HIM!

Lemon Boy: Yo what the fuck

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Private messages between Kangaroo Jackie-Chan and RockHard™️

RockHard™️: So... a little birdie told me you and Shinsou are dating now ;)

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: First of all, we're not, second of all, Tokoyami didn't tell you shit

RockHard™️: skskskskks okay you got me it was actually Tamaki-Senpai and you guys aren't?? Then why was your tail around him??? And why were you holding hands???

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: KSSKKSKS I PLEAD THE FIFTH

RockHard™️: I have all the evidence I need. So y'all are just casually flirting now huh?? Is that the real reason you both stayed at the dorms?? DID YOU CANOODLE???

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: NOWEDIDN'TSHUTYOURDIRTYMOUTH and if you say y'all again I'll personally y'eet you out of a window.

RockHard™️: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS NOW WOWIE

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: SHUT UPPP

RockHard™️:
RockHard™️: You cheated on Shinsou with Katsuki????

RockHard™️: You Bicurious George lookin ass bitch???

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Ruh roh

...

"Kirishima's going to kill me and you're paying for the funeral."

"Bakugou's going to kill me and you're paying for the funeral."

"Whoever dies first has to have their funeral paid for."

"Deal."

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-(The next morning, a Friday)-

"Class 1-A"

In the Arms of an Angel: I have a question @Leon"the S stands for Sexy"Skennedy @AdaWong

Ada Wong: Waddup sis

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Tea?

In the Arms of an Angel: Say that again and I will slaughter you, but I wanted to ask what does it feel like to wear a dress/skirt??

Ada Wong: Broooo

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: BROOOOOOO

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: It feels so... free. The pants don't suffocate your legs and it makes you feel cute.

Ada Wong: Not to mention liberating. Literally when I'm in a skirt I feel like I could successfully murder a homophobe/transphobe/aphobe and get away with it.

In the Arms of an Angel: Woah

In the Arms of an Angel: Heyyy uhhhh can I get a muhfuuckin uhhhhhh... s k i r t ?

RockHard™️: Um,,,, mood????

Bone hurty juice: Siri define "oh, worm?"

O.K. KYO: Can I just say I love how Shouji asked Kaminari and Sero what a skirt felt like but none of the actual girls?

TheAndroidSentByTensei: Maybe we should all wear a skirt today! But only if you want to of course!

Candyman: Yo I'm down 100%

Purity uwu: o((*^▽^*))o

Lemon Boy: Yo I'm going to look way better than fucking any of you in my skirt

Icy T H O T: Don't start challenges you can't win.

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: I'm totally up for this but none of us own skirts,,

TheseEyebagsAreGucci:
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Brb

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Private messages between TheseEyebagsAreGucci and MummyI'mAZombie

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: So like uhhhhh I need mcfuckin uhhhhh 14 skirts to go please

MummyI'mAZombie: ...What sizes

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: :)))))

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"Class 1-A"

Fucknugget: How will we even get the skirts in such a short amount of time?

Icy T H O T: Maybe one of us can go out and buy them from the school store?

Bone hurty juice: The school store skirts are expensive!!

Icy T H O T: In that case, I'll go out and buy them.

TheAndroidSentByTensei: As your class rep, I will take it upon myself to go out and buy all the skirts!

Engineer: My expensive senses are tingling, I'll go and buy whatever it is that we're talking about!

Purity uwu: Σ(゜ロ゜;) ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ

Candyman: Ko has a point, you need our sizes, and the prices are all different for each size.

Lemon Boy: Well then send a list of all of our sizes to one of them god fucking damn

Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: Crunchity Munchity What's got your panties in a bunchity?

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: AKSKSBSUSLAOSEJALLDSKKSKSKS OH MY G O D OJIROU

Lemon Boy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME BICURIOUS GEORGE???

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Done

Icy T H O T: ...done what?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: You'll see.

All of a sudden, the ring of the doorbell is heard from downstairs.

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: I'll get it I'm already in the commons

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy:
Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Y'all we need to burn Shinsou

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT???

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: :3c

Fucknugget: Hold on I'm coming down there

Fucknugget:
Fucknugget: BURN THE WITCH

RockHard™️: What's even down there????

RockHard™️:
RockHard™️: BURN HIMMMMM

In the Arms of an Angel: It's the skirts, they're all here in a box, and they're all the correct sizes too...

Bone hurty juice: G o d ? I s t h a t y o u ?

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Yep ',:3c

Icy T H O T: Cursed

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: ',:3c

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Everyone get down here and grab your skirt!

Fucknugget: ...um

Fucknugget: Was that really necessary Bakugou?

Lemon Boy: OF COURSE IT WAS FUCKING NECESSARY

Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: THAT WAS THE MOST CURSED SKSKHSKSSK

Fucknugget: ...if you're wondering, Kami and I heard a distant "GOTTA BLAST!!" and then heard explosions that gradually got louder and louder... until Bakugou blasted down the staircase and landed on his feet in a squat, did a perfect somersault, and landed in front of me on one knee while I had the box in my hands.

Fucknugget: Kirishima's dying right now.

Icy T H O T: Jesus Christ,,,

Bone hurty juice: Kacchan no

Lemon Boy: KACCHAN YES
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Shinsou's POV

After feeding Tenshi and giving him water, I ran out of my room and raced down the stairs along with a lot of my other classmates to get to the skirts. We were like a stampede, I'm sure you could hear our pounding footsteps on the ground floor.

"Skirtsskirtsskirtsskirts-" I heard faintly and looked behind me only to see a full cowled  Midoriya jumping off the walls and rims of the stairs to get down as fast as possible, then zooming past me. I just laughed to myself as I jumped onto the common floor a little while after Midoriya.

Looking around, I see a lot of the guys were already wearing their sk- HEY WHAT THE HELL, WHY IS EVERYONE SO ATTRACTIVE???

This is ILLEGAL. Why is Satou so thicc??? WHY IS SHOUJI THE THICCEST???? Sorry not sorry Tokyo, I'm stealing your mans 'cause WHEW- the man is a fuccin 10 course meal-

...I stand corrected.

So if Shouji's a 10 course meal, Ojirou's AT LEAST a 20. Because oH MY- hE rEalLY JUST-

God gave him no right to look like he was a literally Greek sculpture, but here we are. If getting a nosebleed because of someone's hotness was actually  possible, I'd die from blood loss right here and now. Every muscle in his leg was defined as hell... and his thighs... OH HIS THIGHS..

"-insou?" I'm startled out of my thoughts and look down to see that Tokyo was calling my name. He raises a brow at me and I wave him off quickly.

"So... why exactly is your face so red?"

"NOREASON!" I almost screamed. His eyes drifted over to Ojirou and then flicked back to me. He had a sly and knowing smirk on his face, and from behind him, I saw Aoyama giving me a wink.

"Riiight... well I have your sk-"

"-Actually I have your skirt!" Tokyo starts but is soon interrupted by Dark Shadow blasting out of his stomach, yoinking the skirt from Tokyo's hand, and floating right in front of me with an adorable little accomplished smile on his face. The skirt was soon snatched back by Tokyo, though, causing Dark Shadow to yell "THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA!" Tokyo just sighs.

"Don't mind him... he has a bit of a crush on you." He whispered to me, making my face heat up more than before somehow. He hands me my skirt and I clutch it to my chest.

"Dark Shadow of all people has a crush on me??"

"Yep."

"Cute."

"Don't encourage him." We laugh quietly together and I turn around to change in the common room bathrooms.

"Thanks Tokyo, and thanks Dark Shadow!" I wave back to them, hearing a quick conversation between the two between closing the bathroom door behind me.

"You hear that?? He said thank you! He likes me back!"

"Don't get your hopes up.."

I smile to myself as I slip off my pajama pants and put on the skirt, tucking in my shirt and buttoning up the school jacket. Soon enough, I walk out of the bathroom after throwing my pajama pants into the dirty clothes basket. As soon as I walk out, Ojirou's head turns to look at me and his face imediately flushes.

"What's the matter? See something you like?" I wink at him and he just blushes harder, smacking me playfully across the face with his tail.

"I don't know, see something you like? Aoyama told me you were staring at me." He said smugly back to my and now it was my turn to be completely flustered. The damned croissant man. I mutter a quick "shut up" to him as we walk back into the common room.

"YOU LOOK LOVELY!" Dark Shadow shouts over to me and I wave at him in thanks, seeing him fall from the sky with a hand on his chest in a dramatic manner, landing on top of Tokyo's head.

"Does Dark Shadow have a crush on you or something?"

"Yeah, actually."

"Really? Same."

"Yep- wAIT"

"Teehee"
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"Class 1-B and Shinsou"

Googly-Eyes: So.... Class 1-A in skirts....

Washing Machine: I'll be honest, my Gay was getting everywhere

MandickTheTittySmithy: Literally all my gay spilled onto the floor so I think I'm straight now

Washing Machine: Alright, take a look at Shouji

MandickTheTittySmithy: Ok I am

Washing Machine: Now tell me, are you sure you're straight?

MandickTheTittySmithy: ...definitely not

Mr. Sandman: Big mood

BoysWillBeBugs: And like... Shinsou

:3c: That's gay

BoysWillBeBugs: Fuki we've been dating for 6 months

:3c: That's gay

BigTroubleInLittleChina: Did you guys forget Shinsou's still in this chat?

BoysWillBeBugs: SHIT-

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Kamakiri, I'm flattered, but I like someone else

BoysWillBeBugs: SHUT UP OH MY GOD

:3c: ...But can you say Garu was wrong? Shin you're a s n a c c

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: shshshshsh

VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod: Hm. Girls.

Penis Enlargement Pills: Phat mood.

M'Furry: With all due respect, lesbians, this is a time for b o y s

VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod: Hm. Valid.

Big Meaty Claws: My bi ass is shaking

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Same,,,

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: First of all, Kuroiro your name gives me a seizure whenever I see it, second of all, sorry but Tokoyami's taken now

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: ,,dammit

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Sorry dude

BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: It's cool,  my eye has been on someone else recently anyways.

Princess Peach: ooooh tea

JapaneseDracoMalfoy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 1-A IS JUST TRYING TO HOG ALL THE SPOTLIGHT!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: ...one of these days we should plan a whole class get together, just to show you that these guys are actually really cool

BigTroubleInLittleChina: Yeah, there's actually some cool people in 1-A

MandickTheTittySmithy: Seconded.

JapaneseDracoMalfoy: NEVER!!

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: ...we'll see about that.

TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Anyways, I gtg. See you all later.

...

???'s POV

"So... there's a plan yeah?"

"No...not yet. The school's on high security right now. We'll break in some other time."

"Damn. So we should talk about it tomorrow?"

"Definitely. There's got to be a window somewhere for us."

"Don't worry, no matter what, we'll make UA crumble."

"Yeah, especially with that annoying-ass Pikachu inside."

"Especially. Not to mention... I have some revenge to carry out on."

"Teacher or student?"

"Student."

"Who?"

"Todoroki Shouto."

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(A/N: Stay tuned for a Shinsou birthday chapter in the next few hours! I also wanted to thank owoKiribaku for the most recent shoutout in their fic! It's always a pleasure to comment and converse with you, and your fic is just getting better and better! If you haven't read their fic yet, go and read it! It's actually a lot of the reason I even started this fic.)