Haha I suck at writing no need to say it twice- Also I suck at chapter names along with book titles and what they're about- so oOp-

"Wake up Josuke Or you'll be late to school!" A womans voice could be heard from the other side of the door, It was Tomoko...

Josuke groaned as he was being pulled from his relaxing slumber, he hated having to cut off of his good dreams about 'stuff' just so those dreams could never come true, mostly because he had to go to school, though he had grown used to either being late, waking up too early and forgetting those great dreams he had, It was worth getting up because he'd soon find himself hanging out with his friends and running around Morioh with them..

Sure he got along with Koichi, Yukako, Mr.Jotaro, and everyone else but there was one friend that he had looked at differently. Okuyasu Nijimaura, Sure you'd ask, Why Okuyasu?Well Josuke saw Okuyasu being the type of guy who could be dumb but ends up being so charming and adorable that he would never leave a friend behind, but then again he could get violent which made Josuke want to just throw unconditional love at him so he could prevent hell from being loose. Others saw him as some punk teen who probably had a rock for a brain.. But they don't know him like Josuke does...

"Josuke Higashkata!" Tomoko yelled as she bursted through the door, causing Josuke to jump up in fear. "W-What the hell mom?!" Josuke shouted, voice trembling "Don't you 'what the hell?!' me, get up and get ready for school! It's Monday!!" The annoyed woman scolded before shutting the room door and heading to the kitchen to start making breakfast.

"Just great.." Josuke sighed as he slumped onto his bed, face-first.

End 

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Now no need to tell me that my writing is harsh or it's short, I wanted this to be short and sweet.

That's it. If you can't understand go Bites Da Dusto-