(btw anytime i say im unstanning or that I'm leaving the fandom, it's a jokeejkfajfd)

guys.

g UYS.

LOOK AT THAT TINY R IM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST LOGO IN LOGO HISTORY

But before I get into the main point of this chapter, I would just like to mention that these boy recently just ended EXO'luXion 3 months ago, yet they already gonna start touring ajdfsjkhrtw

CAn THEY BREATHE FOR TWO SECONDS BEFORE DOING THIS SHIZ ALL  OVER AGAIN????? HOnESTLY DOES EXO EVEN KNOW WHAT "REST" IS, SOMEONE BUY THEM A DICTIONARY PLS AND THANK YOU.

But then maybe the boys themselves are excited and hyped af for this, so I guess we should support and anticipate it even more, right? 

ANYWAYS,,,

EXO's new tour is starting again in July and all I gotta say is that I have a list things I better see in this tour or I'm unstanning:

1. Live version of "What If..." 

> Everyone play What If in your heads or on your phone. Right now. like NOWW. okay, imagine what the choreography for this would like. 

Close your eyes and think of how Kim Jongin would gracefully move his perfect body to all the members' voices.

are you crying too?

2. El Dorado CHINESE VERSION. 

> Personally, I think I might make a big deal if they exclude El Dorado.

They can't let this performance die. Not on my watch honey, not on my watch.

but most importantly KIM JONGDAE BETTER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL IT WITH HIS HIGH OR I WILL SUE.

That's right, I'm playing your card SM.

honestly, i don't care whether they want to switch up the stage or keep it the same, what I need is for Jongdae to shine.

3. English Cover

> Kyungsoo (my bby) said he would do another Bieber cover. He promise he would cover Love Yourself by Justin Bieber.

I believe it was during some radio interview with the cast of Pure Love that he said this, but anyways that's beside the point.

I AM EXPECTING THIS TO BE A THING OR I'M UNSTANNING.

Honestly any COVER IN ANY LANGUAGE BY ANY MEMBER WILL SATISFY THIS.

4. Something the audience needs to do.

> I've always been hearing that Junmyeon and Jongdae are the members where the loudness of the crowd for them is significantly lower than the rest of the members

To every person who will be able attend their concert: Y'all better step up your game and make these two beautiful beings feel just as loved as the other members or I am forreal leaving this fandom. 

This is the most important expectation of this tour. 

STEP IT UP EXO-L.

5. Machine.

> They have been performing this song since their first tour and they did it for the second tour too. I don't this song to die.

It would be such a bop if y'all didn't sleep on it. This song is one of my top favorite EXO songs EVER.

honestly please just this. (please please if you haven't). They rap to Full Moon in the beginning but the transition from that song to Machine is GLORIOUS.

I would pay whatever price to just see this performance alone,

https://youtu.be/-CruARJsC3I

and like I understand this was a special stage because it was Tokyo Dome, but still. A glorious song is a glorious song.

6.  HEALTHY BOYS

> If CHANYEOL PASSES OUT FROM HYPOXIA AGAIN, I'M COMING FO U SM. I mean, I can't prevent accidents from happening (like Jongin and Minseok's leg situation), but I hope these boys sleep and eat well. Their health is far too precious to risk.

7. NO CRYING

> I MEAN I CAN"T CONTROL THIS BUT IF I SEE ONE MORE MEMBER CRYING MYY HEART WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT HONESYLY NO NO ON JUST NO I DON"T WANNA SOB ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE PLS EXO BABIES PLEASE BE SAFE HEALTHY AND STAY HAPPY.

BUT OH SHI WHAT IF THEY SING PROMISE AGAIN OH MY GOSH THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT I'M ALREADY SOBBING WHAT IS THIS.

If all that is taken care of, I will consider staying in this fandom (i laughed while typing this)

But in a more serious note, I will be happy with whatever they provide us with, no matter what songs are performed. (except for the cheering more for the bunny and dinosaur, im seriously serious about this)

The word exordium means "the beginning", and I'm hoping it's the beginning of another beautiful experience/year with EXO.

#bless