yo. its been while y'all omg.

i wanna do an album review (like i even need one y'all already know i loved it) but i wanna talk this first.

i think the we can all agree that sm is the definiton of "I know how to make money"

but i also believe that we all think it's worth it. 

look at this shiit

wtf 

thats the second most beautiful thing after exo themselves im so,,,

and please tell me you've watched the video of the lightsticks interacting with Lucky One.

i really question your intentions of reading this chapter if you haven't but then again is this not why I am here??

https://youtu.be/pfMR9FBBmQM

it so baDASS I AINT EVEN JOKING 

UGH EXO IS EXTRA BUT I LOVE IT. WE ALL DO.

and i just that the technology behind it was so cool too. Like, apparently, after you activate the lightstick using the app that baekhyun showed, when you go an exo concert, depending on your seat, your lightstick will be scanned(?? im not exactly sure i cant remember) and it will match you seat so that it lights up the right colors so stuff like E X O can be spelled out.

that entire paragraph was dumb on another level but you all know i'm not a genius so let's just leave it at that. sorry if i confused you (hehe)

but shiii y'all these were sold out so fast. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WASTE MY MONEY IF THERE's NOTHING TO BUY?????

psht.

the second thing i wanted to mention is the whole teen choice awards thing.

let's get one thing straight, teen choice is probably one the crappiest award shows i used to ever watch. It's dumb af and the awards have no meaning in life whatsoever in my opinion.

I mean, it fuqing surfboard like wtf??

if these were the vmas or emas, the situation would be different.

anyways,,

 EXO is one of the 3 kpop groups that got nominated for interational artist award along with suju and snsd (woot woot sm).

and obviously i have been voting bc i want them to win why else would I bother. But then Teen Choice sent out a poll on which artist do fans wanna see perform the most and EXO won that poll.

ehhh....

first of all, the day this show airs is an exo'rdium day so already the rumor has ended. but the other reason I'm so iffy about the idea of exo coming for a dumbass award show is bc well idols get shot here and idk about y'all but I tend to want my idols alive and safe.

I mean, I would kill to watch exo live on my screen. To see them slaying the ugly ignorant people who have no idea about the talent in Asia would be enough. 

But like America has a lot of issues rn, trump included, and just that alone makes me embarrassed.

also, if one of the kpop idols win this award, y'all can already expect hate, racism and ugliness on the internet so prepare yourself or log on when it's the 31st.

but omg i just thought of something.

Imagine a horrible scenario where exo do attend.

and if the y so happen to win, one of them gives a speech in engLISH okAY BYE IM ALREADY CRYING AND DIS SHI AINT EVEN REAL IM DONE.

OKAY OKAY IM DONE.

IM GNNA GO WRITE A REVIEW FOR THE BEST ALBUM IN HISTORY BRB WISH ME LUCK ISGFAHGFKJHEFGKJH