TheSecretBusterService status update: one day ago

Dear students of Califur High,
Cindy McCourty is on drugs (With that name- I am only surprised it took her so long). Jen Hilton's party was a spectacular mess (Do not even bother asking around for the deets, it was incredibly pathetic). Jeremy Jones has started going out with Danielle Martinez (I thought you needed to have an eyesight to play football, guess not) [And for those few idiots, yes. I meant he is blind for doing this].
Until next time Lions,
Bond 007.

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TheSecretBusterService status update: nineteen hours ago 

Dear students of Califur High,
Tomorrow marks the beginning of a new term. Stay tuned for the gossip season to begin.
(PS. For all of you asking- Yes, I heard the rumor about Alice Summers and Zach Davison's probable patch up. And no, I do not believe it to be true, simply because I know that Zach has been hooking up with a college girl the entire summer.)
Until next time Lions,
Bond 007.

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TheSecretBusterService status update: five minutes ago

Dear students of Califur High,
The new academic year begins today! Which means, *drumrolls*, faster and more regular updates! Every secret you try to hide, every fake account you create to stalk others, every small detail you think the rest ignored, is what feeds me. Nothing is a secret when I am around.
~The 'Scotch Killer' has claimed another life, Taylor Smith, who was to begin her junior year today. This is the fourth victim in the last two months. The Scotch Killer hit the headlines with his third victim, Sandra Foster, the late daughter of the mayor, just two weeks ago.
~Mike Collins recently created a fake account @Jimthebuffdude (really, Mike? Using internet for immoral reasons I can respect, but 'Jim the buff dude'?) He was found using it to catfish girls.
Until next time Lions,
Bond 007.

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