Chapter 13: Hittin' On My Guy?
The scene changed to Baelz who was texting on her phone while sitting on the ceiling, as usual.
She was texting with Irys.
*Texting*
Irys: So how's it like with Jaakuna?
Baelz: It's going out reaaaaal smootly. XO
Irys: Glad you think so, I love how you reacted when we were ust chatting and stuff.
Baelz: I won't let you or another girl lay a hand on my guy Irys, mark my words that I'll murder anyone. And if a guy hits on me he'll get the same, I only want Jaaky.
Irys: Sheesh, you're down bad for him? I mean polar opposites attract they say.
Baelz: Yeah whatever, Imma ask him to go out and get somethin' to eat. I'm hella starvin' gurl!
Irys: Alright then, you do you. Have fun lil' rat.
*End of texting*
Jaakuna was busy meditating until Baelz dropped down on him like a safk of potatoes, but she was light but still you get the point.
Jaakuna: Ow, hey Bae mind getting up?
Baelz: Sorry mate.
She got up and sat on his lap.
Baelz: What'cha doin'?
Jaakuna: Meditating.
Baelz: Is that all you do?
Jaakuna: Sometimes I read famous novels and drink tea.
The rat rolled her eyes.
Baelz: That's boring af.
Jaakuna: Languange Baelz.
Baelz: Oi, it's Bae and I want you to call me that only Jaaky.
Jaakuna rolled his eyes sarcastically and chuckled as he rubbed one of her cheeks.
Jaakuna: You never change do you?
Baelz: I wanna be me, anyways can we go out?
Jaakuna: Where?
Baelz: To get some pizza.
Jaakuna: Pizza? Wouldn't you settle for something healthy.
Baelz: No! Pizza!
She was like a little child to him.
Jaakuna: Nah I'll make you eat a salad.
Baelz: Nope! Ain't happening pal, you ain't my mom.
Jaakuna: Alright I give in, let's go and get you a pizza.
Baelz: With extra cheese, cause am a rat.
She let out her signature kettle giggle.
Jaakuna: You sounded like a steam engine.
Baelz: I'll take that as a compliment.
Jaakuna: Whatever let's go-
Baelz: Hold it, you ain't going out like that. You're gonna get a make over.
Jaakuna was confused.
Jaakuna: You saying I look bad?
Baelz blushed.
Baelz: Nah nah, you're perfect this way but I don't want others seeing your toned and perfect body~
Jaakuna: Umm what?
Baelz stopped drooling and tried to defend herself.
Baelz: You're body is too overexposed plus people will laugh at you wearing that hat.
Jaakuna: I see, well I'll go and change.
Baelz was lying on the ground waiting for Jaakuna to finish getting dressed.
Baelz: Are you done yet Jaakuna? It's like waiting in line at Walmart for God's sakes.
Jaakuna: Done.
She got up and saw Jaakuna in these clothes.
Baelz's jaw dropped upon seeing him.
Jaakuna: You like it?
The rat got up and circled him.
Baelz: You're amazing! The shirt shows off that masculanity I like. Hell even the shirt's short sleeves look like they're gonna tear themselves.
She then saw his bad still in tact.
Baelz: I see you decided to keep the tote.
Jaakuna: It's a bag, it can come our useful at times Bae.
Baelz: Yeah yeah, let's go.
She dragged him away.
The scene changed to them who were walking out in the streets of Tokyo.
It was crowded during nighttime.
Baelz: Man, Tokyo is bussin' today.
Jaakuna: You mean overcrowded?
Baelz: Yeah yeah baby, it's the same to me.
She had a cheeky smile.
Jaakuna: Hey Bae, why didn't you change your clothing, it's kinda reaveling too.
Baelz: I don't mind it tbh, I still wanna be me.
Jaakuna: Typical.
Baelz laughed as Jaakuna couldn't help but smile at her being hysterical.
They eventually made it at a pick up area where Baelz ordered her pizza for both to eat.
Baelz: Man, we gotta wait 10 minutes.
She saw Jaakuna texting with someone on his phone.
Baelz: Who ya texting with?
Jaakuna: Kage? He's my bro, when did you guys meet?
Jaakuna: Not too long ago, and he's pretty chill.
Baelz: Like his sis, except I'm the cuter of the two.
Jaakuna chuckled.
Baelz: I'm gonna go and pee in that outhouse over there.
Jaakuna: Ok, I'll wait.
Baelz approached the outhouse but suddenly a guy blocked her way to the door.
Douchebag: Hey there cutie, what'cha doing here alone?
Baelz: Eh? Who the fuck are you pal?
Douchebag: My name ain't important, what's important is you. You're quite the looker.
Jaakuna looked up from his phone to see Baelz and guy talk.
Jaakuna grew pissed and approached them.
Baelz: Sorry pal, not interested.
Douchebag: Awww, why not tho?
Baelz: You see-
Jaakuna grabbed the guy by the throat and pinned him to the outhouse door.
Baelz smirked.
Baelz: That's why?
Douchebag: *Choking* Who... The... Fuck... Are you...?
Jaakuna: Her boyfriend, did you think I would just ignore her walking all alone so you can swoone her over?
The douchebag tried to fight back but Jaakuna's grip was too strong.
Baelz: Hold on, give em to me.
Jaakuna: Why?
Baelz: You'll see.
She winked at him.
Jaakuna: Alright, here he goes.
Baelz grabbed the douchebag who sighed in relief.
Baelz: Oh it's not over yet mate.
She then tossed him in the air and flew out of the planet and into space.
Baelz: Job done.
She rubbed her hands and was proud as Jaakuna looked up with a surprised look.
Jaakuna: Normally I'd go against killing people, but knowing there are other mischevious men around our planet he deserved that.
Baelz: Thanks.
Jaakuna: You know I could've kicked him so hard his balls would come out of his mouths.
Baelz looked at him.
Baelz: I know but I ain't no damsel in distress mate, I like to get in the action as well.
Jaakuna: Fair. Come on I bet the order is ready.
Baelz ran to the pick up line with the speed of light as Jaakuna followed her slowly.
The female cashier gave them the order.
Cashier: Here you go guys, I piping hot cheese pizza.
Jaakuna: How much?
Cashier: 14 bucks should do.
He paid her the money.
Cashier: Also I see you're quite the looker. Are you now?
Jaakuna was about to say some, but was cut off by Baelz who growled at the cashier who was intimidated by her.
Jaakuna: I'm taken by her, so don't try to flirt ok?
The cashier nodded.
They both left with their pizza.
Jaakuna: Bae, why did you growl at her?
Baelz smirked as they kept walking.
Baelz: Cause I don't want anyone flirting with my rabbit.
Jaakuna smirked.
Jaakuna: Alright, but if a guy wants to have contact with you then he has a bone to pick with me.
Baelz: My prince charming.
She rested her head onto his right bicep, making the rabbit smile.
OK guys this was chapter 13.
Peace out!
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