He's changed his profile again,
Not just picture,
Not just the photo,
But the whole damn profile,
Started completely over,
Like he's some sort of prototype,
Bonkers, his head it goes,
Some quick throw in the pitcher,
Startle him awake,
Gashed, and gasping,
There he finally is,
Sat straight up, finally awake,
Just to realize that he's done nothing but gripe,
The water it's done nothing but settle him back in his place.