Some more rage about the fucking rude assholes at my school

SO I REALIZED THAT I SHOULD SET MY GOALS A LITTLE LOWER THAN 100% OR ELSE I'M GONNA STRESS MORE THAN I ALREADY DO

So apparently at school I'm seen as like a fucking Krista Lenz or some shit

Because other students all expect me to know the answer

And to know everything

Like what the fuck

Can you not

I was in science, and they blamed me for our team not getting a point. No one could remember the definition of "significant figures". So when it went to the other team, a few turned around to me and said I should've gotten it.

YOU

RUDE

FUCKING

ASSHOLES

LEARN THAT I AM A FUCKING MORTAL TOO

They expect me to know like fucking everything or some shit

THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS SO STRESSED AND FUCKING DEPRESSED

BECAUSE I CAN'T MEET THEIR FUCKING EXPECTATIONS

They think I'm some genius

Because I'm in Honors Geometry whilst in seventh grade

I'm in Spanish because of Honors Geometry

I have a better sense of the world around me

I am in Accel English

I get all "A"s

I still have time to have fun with friends and all that good shit

I can write well (I guess)

I can draw well (I guess)

And I use some larger words

Oh yeah btw at the end of this chapter I'll have another story about my retarded ex-crush (yes the same one)

Anyway

Also I'm not a fucking idiot

So I always stress out about meeting what others think of me

I can do it

But not without nights of horrible sleep

Pressure put on myself

And depression because I can't reach the lofty goals everyone has set for me

GOD, I TRUST THE INTERNET

So everyone has these goals set for me like what the fuck

Stop

That's like 75% of the reason why I'm depressed all the time

And almost 100% of why I'm stressed 837% of the time

Set your own goals

You don't need to be a douche and set mine for me

Mine are probably higher

Because I fucking suck at letting myself be lazy with academics

Because y'know I'm a fucking idiot sometimes

Sorry for wasting your time again

But can I just ask:

Who would even miss the overachieving, depressed, bisexual otaku if I happened to do it? I bet everyone would just move on within a day if not less.

Anyway

Onto the story

So me and theartking were talking about the ¥1000 (1000 yen [ten dollars]) machine in Japan

And my retarded ex-crush asked what it was

And I said you could get anything from a 3DS to an iPod Shuffle to a dildo

So he asked what a dildo was

And so theartking said he had explained something to this retard the other day and that it was my turn

I tried to think of a more sophisticated way to say it

But ended up saying this:

"It's a fake penis"

So yeah

The retarded ex-crush almost fell off his lunch stool

He deserved it