"Guess what? Chicken ass."

"I get winded eating a Twinkie."

"loOK AT ALL THIS SHIT YOU POOP"

"Eren and Levi sitting in a tree~"

"Death."

"You can be Belarus."

"Pasta!"

*insert insane laughter*

"I don't think a fuckton is a legit measurement."

"Did you just call the cow a shrimp-dicked fucknugget?"

"Ravioli!"

"Spaghetti!"

"As [some celebrity that I forget] said, I'm 170 pounds and can catch a dick whenever I want."

"Tables are for glasses, not asses."

"fUCK YOU"

"Her head looks like a pumpkin."

"Holy fucking cheese!"