If I got an oculus rift, I would yell, "Link start!" before I put it on.

And now for de life updates

I told my parents I was bi and my mom told me a REALLY funny story about my dad. My dad says he's more in touch with his feminine side, so he calls guys hot sometimes. But he doesn't think he's bi bc of that.

So anyway, the story

My dad is the co-manager of an HVAC company, and he went to go fix some restaurant's ice machine

When he came back, he was like, "Damn, that guy was dreamy!"

And his coworker was weirded out

"It was his eyes, I think it was his eyes!"

And his coworker was like what the fu

Of course, I was dying laughing the whole time.

Oh, I got "Alex"'s number today

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