Eren: LUNA

Me: WAT

Eren: DO YOU LIKE CHEERIOS

Me: I AM A CHEERIO

Eren: OH SHIT

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Levi: May the force be with you

Jean: May the horse be with you

Me: Huehuehue may the whores be with you

France: *jumps through window* DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME?!

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Rin: YO LUNA

Me: TF DO YOU WANT

Rin: DO YOU LIKE COCK

Me: RIN WHAT THE FUCK

Rin: I MEAN COKE

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Levi: We should replace every cuss word with dick

Eren: Oh my dicking God

Me: What the dick

Levi: What the dick were you doing on dicking Tumblr

[I saw this one on kyosaya- 's profile lmao]

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Me: Can I make this can of Coke explode

Eren: If you so desire

Me: RUSSIA GIMME YOUR SCARF

Russia: But Belarus will--

Me: IDGAF I'LL PROTECT YOU *grabs scarf and wraps it around me*

Me: fOR NARNIA

Eren: oHMYGOD

Me: *throws Coke can as hard as I can at tree trunk*

Coke can: *explodes, fizziness going all over*

Me: OH SHIT *jumps towards Rin*

Rin: I DON'T FUH WITH YOUUU *kicks me away*

Me: RIN WHAT THE FUCK *TSUNDERE MODE ACTIVATED*

Rin: OH SHIT

Me: *screams and kicks him in the throat*

Eren: OH SHIT

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Me: L

L: What

Me: DO YOU LIKE BACON

L: I am bacon *becomes bacon*

Me: OH SHIT *noms on his head*

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